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[NSFW] [M4F] Seeing Your Boyfriend Naked For The First Time [Long Distance Couple] [Slow And Intimate] [Heavy Flirting] [Quiet Sex]

Long-distance relationships can be tough :( But there's nothing quite like the feeling of anticipation you've both been feeling for years on end, finally being fulfilled. <3(Features a bit of deep, close, intimate speaking. Hopefully, it sounded hot, lol)Wow… it was crazy… just all of th...

[NSFW] [M4M] Seeing Your Boyfriend Naked For The First Time [Long Distance Couple] [Slow And Intimate] [Heavy Flirting] [Quiet Sex]

Long-distance relationships can be tough :(But there's nothing quite like the feeling of anticipation you've both been feeling for years on end, finally being fulfilled. <3(Features a bit of deep, close, intimate speaking. Hopefully, it sounded hot, lol)Wow… it was crazy… just all of thi...

Plans For The Patreon

TLDR: I’m going to be vanishing from YouTube for a while, but I will stay active on Patreon. Hey everyone, recently I’ve been having issues with artists block. I’m not sure exactly what it is, but lately I’ve been feeling like ‘something’ is missing with my scripts. I believe part of it ...

Patreon Birthday

We’ve been at this for a year? :0Time really flies 🥲

[M4TM] Tying The Knot With Aaron [Beach Vacation] [Romantic Vibes]

Welcome back Aaron :)"Never Gonna" by D Millshttps://artlist.io/royalty-free-music/song/never-gonna/15256"Serenity Reworked" by Christopher Galovanhttps://artlist.io/royalty-free-music/song/serenity-reworked/84494"So Many Issues" by Mutedhttps://artlist.io/royalty-free-music/...

[M4TF] Tying The Knot With Aaron [Beach Vacation] [Romantic Vibes]

Let's Take A Poll

I'm in the process of writing up a continuation of some fan-favorite characters, but I also want to write a few little reboots/spinoffs for fun!What's hotter in the ASMR world right now?

[NSFW] [M4F] Shy Boyfriend Massages Your Chest While You Cuddle [Boob Massage] [Sweet Boyfriend] [L-Bombs] [Body Affirmations]

(This audio only has one version.)Sit back and relax as your loving boyfriend caresses your chest for you. This audio does not reference the listener's 'size,' so listen without worry <3Mmm… there there… I hope I can help you feel a little better. Would you like me to rub your should...

[M4M] Platonic Cuddles In Bed [Friends] [Reassurance] [Spooning]

I haven't done a platonic audio in a while!I don't know about all of you, but I would personally love a long cuddle right about now <3

[M4F] Platonic Cuddles In Bed [Friends] [Reassurance] [Spooning]

I haven't done a platonic audio in a while!I don't know about all of you, but I would personally love a long cuddle right about now <3

I Want To Say Thank You

Hey Patrons… so there’s something I just wanted to say to all of you. Writing this at midnight with no spellcheck active, so here we go…After some recent events, I’ve really come to realize how fortunate I am to be able to pursue work I love and have such a wonderful fan base. And most impor...

[Short] Cute Loving Dom Phrases [M4F]

Have a few loving phrases back to back <3

[Short] Cute Loving Dom Phrases [M4M]

Have a few loving phrases back to back <3

[SPICY] [M4F] POV: Your Boyfriend Discovers You Have A Domination Kink [Daddy Kink] [Dom Kink] [Firm But Loving Dom]

A bit too spicy for YouTube, so we're sending it here!I heard some of you like being told what to do :)

[SPICY] [M4M] POV: Your Boyfriend Discovers You Have A Domination Kink [Daddy Kink] [Dom Kink] [Firm But Loving Dom]

A bit too spicy for YouTube, so we're sending it here!I heard some of you like being told what to do :)

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4F] Falling For The Nerd Boy [Nerd X Nerd] [Bi Couple] [Strangers To Friends To Lovers] [Reverse Comfort For Overstimulation] [Reverse Handjob] [Cuddling] [Wholesome Spice] from patreon

[NSFW] [M4F] Falling For The Nerd Boy [Nerd X Nerd] [Bi Couple] [Strangers To Friends To Lovers] [Reverse Comfort For Overstimulation] [Reverse Handjob] [Cuddling] [Wholesome Spice]

I haven't done one of these long audios in a while ^-^Oliver, the shy nerd, at your service! Shoutout to any of you that get at least one of the references thrown around in this audio!Oh my gosh, I’m sorry! Wait, come back; I had earbuds in! I didn’t realize you were trying to get my attenti...

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4M] Falling For The Nerd Boy [Nerd X Nerd] [Bi Couple] [Strangers To Friends To Lovers] [Reverse Comfort For Overstimulation] [Reverse Handjob] [Cuddling] [Wholesome Spice] from patreon

[NSFW] [M4M] Falling For The Nerd Boy [Nerd X Nerd] [Bi Couple] [Strangers To Friends To Lovers] [Reverse Comfort For Overstimulation] [Reverse Handjob] [Cuddling] [Wholesome Spice]

Named Protagonists!

I'm working on another script similar(ish) to "I Guess We're Misfits". In that script, the listener had a name (Avery) that Felix referred to the entire time. What are you thoughts on listeners having names to be referred to in an audio?

Sleepover With A Tomboy Catgirl and Femboy Vampire FEAT: LeySMR

A platonic sleepover between your two friends, Taylor and Riley! Special thanks to LeySMR for voicing Taylor!

[Sleep Aid] A Mysterious Stranger Asks You Lots Of Oddly Specific Reflective Questions

Don't worry; this audio doesn't have a sinister ending. A little sleep aid to help you reflect and help your mind wander.

Research!

What kind of voices make you feel sleepy? :)Alternatively…What kind of voices make your heart flutter? <3

[M4TM] [NSFW] Gentle Cuddlefuck With Your Boyfriend [Handplay] [Gentle Sex] [Cuddles]

This audio uses he/him pronouns and assumes the listener has a vagina. There is mention of nipple play, but it is not assumed the listener has breasts.Want me to spoon you? Sure, roll over; let me put your back against me.It really makes me happy that you know so many of my kinks. With all that said...

[M4TF] [NSFW] Gentle Cuddlefuck With Your Boyfriend [Handplay] [Gentle Sex] [Cuddles]

This audio uses she/her pronouns and assumes the listener has a penis and breasts.Want me to spoon you? Sure, roll over; let me put your back against me.It really makes me happy that you know so many of my kinks. With all that said and done… I also just really wanted to hold you close to me.Are yo...

[M4M] [NSFW] Gentle Cuddlefuck With Your Boyfriend [Handplay] [Gentle Sex] [Cuddles]

This audio uses he/him pronouns and assumes the listener has a penis.Want me to spoon you? Sure, roll over; let me put your back against me.It really makes me happy that you know so many of my kinks. With all that said and done… I also just really wanted to hold you close to me.Are you pressing yo...

[M4F] [NSFW] Gentle Cuddlefuck With Your Boyfriend [Handplay] [Gentle Sex] [Cuddles]

This audio uses she/her pronouns and assumes the listener has a vagina and breasts.Want me to spoon you? Sure, roll over; let me put your back against me.It really makes me happy that you know so many of my kinks. With all that said and done… I also just really wanted to hold you close to me.Are y...

Reading your Comments/DMs! [Long Low Spoken Rambles] [Plenty Of Nice Words]

You were all so sweet ^-^I'm so thankful to have such a wonderful community! Thank you for the nice words, and apologies to those of you that didn't get a response for over a year :')Music In This Audio:"Balance" by Muted"The Wonders" by Dear Gravity"Boulevard" by...

[M4A] Healer Sweetheart Cares For You [Soft Spoken] [Wounded Listener]

I like sweet healer archetypes in fantasy settings.Ambience From:https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/search/medieval/

[M4M] [M4TM] First Time At A Hot Spring With Your Boyfriend [Wholesome] [Bath Cuddles] [Rambles]

Wholesome bath time in a hot spring, inspired by that one Ghost Of Tsushima stream I did a while back <3And to the trans boys listening, not to worry! This audio is transmasc-friendly!"I'm Still Sorry" by Faith Richardshttps://artlist.io/song/33362/i'm-still-sorry

[M4F] [M4TF] First Time At A Hot Spring With Your Boyfriend [Wholesome] [Bath Cuddles] [Rambles]

Wholesome bath time in a hot spring, inspired by that one Ghost Of Tsushima stream I did a while back <3And to the trans ladies listening, not to worry! This audio is transfem-friendly!"I'm Still Sorry" by Faith Richardshttps://artlist.io/song/33362/i'm-still-sorry

[M4M] Asking Your Vampire Husband To Turn You [Emotional] [Becoming A Vampire] [Sweet]

CONTENT WARNING:For my sensitive listeners, this audio contains crying and mentions of death.Consider skipping the first 5 minutes of the audio if you are sensitive to topics of death, hospitals and crying.I also combined a bunch of vampire lore from a lot of various sources to create my own vampire...