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[M4F] Asking Your Vampire Husband To Turn You [Emotional] [Becoming A Vampire] [Sweet]

CONTENT WARNING:For my sensitive listeners, this audio contains crying and mentions of death.Consider skipping the first 5 minutes of the audio if you are sensitive to topics of death, hospitals and crying.I also combined a bunch of vampire lore from a lot of various sources to create my own vampire...

[Bloopers] Phone Vibrations

A scammer called me in the middle of a recording, during an emotional moment too! I was annoyed :P

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4M] Dancing At A Masquerade [Assassin X Assassin] [Enemies To Lovers] [Dramatic] [Reverse Blowjob After] [Sex] [Hard Dom Speaker] from patreon

[NSFW] [M4M] Dancing At A Masquerade [Assassin X Assassin] [Enemies To Lovers] [Dramatic] [Reverse Blowjob After] [Sex] [Hard Dom Speaker]

So a LOT of you wanted to see Kaden come back... very well, he's back for more. It's good to see you again, Blossom.So… my life is entirely in your hands tonight, such as it is… I need your help, Blossom.Anyway… dance with me, and have your blades ready. Got it?So… since we’re sitt...

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW] [M4F] Dancing At A Masquerade [Assassin X Assassin] [Enemies To Lovers] [Dramatic] [Reverse Blowjob After] [Sex] [Hard Dom Speaker] from patreon

[NSFW] [M4F] Dancing At A Masquerade [Assassin X Assassin] [Enemies To Lovers] [Dramatic] [Reverse Blowjob After] [Sex] [Hard Dom Speaker]

So a LOT of you wanted to see Kaden come back... very well, he's back for more. It's good to see you again, Blossom.So… my life is entirely in your hands tonight, such as it is… I need your help, Blossom.Anyway… dance with me, and have your blades ready. Got it?So… since we’re sitt...

[NSFW][M4M] Soft Romantic Sex With Your Boyfriend [Intimate][Quiet Moans][Sex]

I love it when we can do this… after a long week, just some time between the two of us… no distractions to speak of, just you and me…Mm, you’re cute. *Kiss* Especially when you’re kind of horny…Yeah…? You want to… maybe… go upstairs… and… you know… You want to hear me say it?...

[NSFW][M4F] Soft Romantic Sex With Your Boyfriend [Intimate][Quiet Moans][Sex]

I love it when we can do this… after a long week, just some time between the two of us… no distractions to speak of, just you and me…Mm, you’re cute. *Kiss* Especially when you’re kind of horny…Yeah…? You want to… maybe… go upstairs… and… you know… You want to hear me say it?...

I Want To Hear From You!

I've already written and recorded a few spicy audios today that I will be uploading by the end of the week, but I would also like to hear what sorts of things you would be interested in!I try to make the main focus of my spicy audios as "Erotic, but still intimate and loving." or "Wh...

Music For The Spicy Audios

Hey, I'm working on a lot of Patreon-only audios to make up for the lack of uploads in May.What are your opinions on having music in the NSFW audios?

[M4F] Cared For By Your Loving Husband [Pregnant Listener] [Soft Loving Quality Time] [Hairplay] [L-Bombs]

Yes, this is a small sequel to the pregnancy audio ^-^A little short but sweet audio as a return to form for me after being gone for so long."Balance" by Mutedhttps://artlist.io/song/2813/balance"Those Who Wait" by We Dream Of Edenhttps://artlist.io/song/72441/those-who-wait

[M4M] Cuddles With Your Loving Husband [Wholesome] [Quality Time] [Reverse Venting] [Affirmations] [Reassurance]

I think all of the men listening can understand the struggle...You're not alone, boys; remember: You don't need to be strong all the time. There is no shame in needing help from a loved one... 🙏

I'm Very Tired

98 Pages Of Writing, 100+ hours of drawing, 40+ hours of recording, 20+ hours of re-recording, 200+ hours of editing, 20 hours of rendering, and 10 hours of uploading... I bring you... my first attempt at a visual novel! QwQ(Probably going to be up on YouTube by the end of the week)Thank you all for...

In My Absence...

TLDR: I'll be absent on YouTube (but not Patreon) until I finish a visual novel I and several others are collaborating on.Hello everyone! Anyone subscribed to my YouTube channel has probably noticed the fairly infrequent uploads... well, it's because for the past 8 months I've tried bala...

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW-ish] [Male For Trans Male Version] The Morning After (Remastered) [Naked Cuddles] [Waking Up After Sex] [Intimate Talk] [Sensual Flirting] from patreon

[NSFW-ish] [Male For Trans Male Version] The Morning After (Remastered) [Naked Cuddles] [Waking Up After Sex] [Intimate Talk] [Sensual Flirting]

DISCLAIMER: This audio uses he/him pronouns and assumes the listener does not have a penis. If this does not suit you, consider listening to the M4M version instead!Time to return to an old audio, but with better acting, audio quality, and a more inclusive script!While not precisely NSFW, this scrip...

Irrelevant_Dude post [NSFW-ish] [Male For Trans Female Version] The Morning After (Remastered) [Naked Cuddles] [Waking Up After Sex] [Intimate Talk] [Sensual Flirting] from patreon

[NSFW-ish] [Male For Trans Female Version] The Morning After (Remastered) [Naked Cuddles] [Waking Up After Sex] [Intimate Talk] [Sensual Flirting]

DISCLAIMER: This audio uses she/her pronouns and assumes the listener has a penis. If this does not suit you, consider listening to the M4F version instead!Time to return to an old audio, but with better acting, audio quality, and a more inclusive script! While not precisely NSFW, this script does f...

[NSFW-ish] [M4M] The Morning After (Remastered) [Naked Cuddles] [Waking Up After Sex] [Intimate Talk] [Sensual Flirting]

Time to return to an old audio, but with better acting, audio quality, and a more inclusive script! While not precisely NSFW, this script does feature vocabulary that isn't really safe for work, but it's done in a spicy-wholesome way.Hey… Morning, sexy. How are you feeling?I think we’re ...

[NSFW-ish] [M4F] The Morning After (Remastered) [Naked Cuddles] [Waking Up After Sex] [Intimate Talk] [Sensual Flirting]

Time to return to an old audio, but with better acting, audio quality, and a more inclusive script! While not precisely NSFW, this script does feature vocabulary that isn't really safe for work, but it's done in a spicy-wholesome way.Hey… Morning, sexy. How are you feeling?I think we’re ...

[M4F] Caring For Your Sick BF [Reverse Comfort]

"In the face of being really really sick, there is also an opportunity to roleplay yourself convincingly" ~Someone with more experience than meI felt bad waiting around without an upload, so I just sort of did this. I didn't even need to act that hard, this was pretty much authentic QwQ

[M4M] Caring For Your Sick BF [Reverse Comfort]

"In the face of being really really sick, there is also an opportunity to roleplay yourself convincingly" ~Someone with more experience than meI felt bad waiting around without an upload, so I just sort of did this. I didn't even need to act that hard, this was pretty much authentic QwQ

[M4M] Raindrops On The Dashboard [Cuddling With Your Boyfriend In Our Truck] [Rain Ambience] [Low Spoken] [Rambles]

This audio was pitched on one of my community posts, and after some time, it's finally up! I thought I should make something wholesome.So sit in the back of your truck with your loving boyfriend while the two of you talk about life against the pitter-patter of rain.

[M4F] Raindrops On The Dashboard [Cuddling With Your Boyfriend In Our Truck] [Rain Ambience] [Low Spoken] [Rambles]

This audio was pitched on one of my community posts, and after some time, it's finally up! I thought I should make something wholesome.So sit in the back of your truck with your loving boyfriend while the two of you talk about life against the pitter-patter of rain.

[Blooper] Bump! (My Elbow Hit The Desk)

Oh no! Is the desk okay???

Irrelevant_Dude post [M4F] [NSFW] Falling For A Demon Boy [Strangers To Friends To Lovers] [Wholesome but spicy] [Loneliness Comfort] [Affection-Starved Incubus] [Nipple Sucking] [Going Down On You Lovingly] [Reverse Blowjob] [Mdom] from patreon

[M4F] [NSFW] Falling For A Demon Boy [Strangers To Friends To Lovers] [Wholesome but spicy] [Loneliness Comfort] [Affection-Starved Incubus] [Nipple Sucking] [Going Down On You Lovingly] [Reverse Blowjob] [Mdom]

Please welcome back Kniles! This time with his own little series! This is a sort of re-imagining of his story, set in a timeline separate from his last appearance. In short: You're meeting for the first time again!I don't want to talk about how long making both of these versions took, so ple...

Irrelevant_Dude post [M4M] [NSFW] Falling For A Demon Boy [Strangers To Friends To Lovers] [Wholesome but spicy] [Loneliness Comfort] [Affection-Starved Incubus] [Nipple Sucking] [Blowjob] [Reverse Blowjob] [Mdom] from patreon

[M4M] [NSFW] Falling For A Demon Boy [Strangers To Friends To Lovers] [Wholesome but spicy] [Loneliness Comfort] [Affection-Starved Incubus] [Nipple Sucking] [Blowjob] [Reverse Blowjob] [Mdom]

Please welcome back Kniles! This time with his own little series! This is a sort of re-imagining of his story, set in a timeline separate from his last appearance. In short: You're meeting for the first time again!I don't want to talk about how long making both of these versions took, so ple...

Funny How The Writing Process Goes

Me: I'm gonna write a quick script with an NSFW extension. 5 or 6 pages should be good!1 week and 20 pages later: Oh dear 🥲(There's a wholesome script with an NSFW Patreon-Only Extension on the way, featuring a returning character!)

Let Me Ramble You To Sleep! [Sleep Aid] [1 HOUR] [Ramble Q&A]

Let me ramble you to sleep by speaking to you for 1 hour :)Thank you to all the people that left little things to ramble about!Fireplace:Sound Effect from https://pixabay.com/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=14561">Pixabay

Hey Everyone!

Finals are over and done, woo! 🥳I should have more time to work on scripts again! As I speak I’m working on 3 right now, one of which will have a Patreon-Only Extension :)Thank you so much for your patience, it’s thanks to each and every one of you here that I was able to eat and had a roof o...