toddintheshadows posts
RAMBLE ON: "Stone Cold Crazy" by Metallica
I don’t know how popular this opinion is but my favorite Metallica album is their first, Kill ‘Em All. Honestly, I don’t think there’s a lot of metal bands whose fans think their best album is their debut. Guns n’ Roses, sure. Van Halen, yeah, though some prefer 1984. But it feels wrong fo...
ONE HIT WONDERLAND: "Life Is a Highway"
One down....Anyway: Please vote in the Song vs. Song poll, which, I guess isn't a poll this time around. It's open ended -- Best Rain Song. Vote! https://www.patreon.com/c/songvssong/home
New tier (also please vote in the Song vs. Song poll)
First off, please vote in the Song vs. Song poll where we are going to be doing "Hotel California" vs. "Don't Fear the Reaper": https://www.patreon.com/posts/new-poll-hotel-113874277Anyway, the requests. This is going to be disappointing for almost all of you, but I have indeed p...
Requests.
I auctioned off some One Hit Wonderland requests many years ago because my car broke. My car's fine now. My dog broke though. She needed some stuff done to her eyes and it was expensive. Dogs are expensive! I bought a pooping-and-licking machine with high upkeep costs and malfunctions all the ti...
TRAINWRECKORDS: Kid Rock's "Bad Reputation"
Christ, right in time. Anyway, please vote in the Song vs. Song poll where we're doing "Memory" vs. "I Dreamed a Dream." Showtunes!! https://www.patreon.com/posts/new-poll-memory-111725649Man, I did not mean to have left you for two whole months without something to step to. I wa...
Please vote in the Song vs. Song poll!
We're doing James Taylor's "Fire and Rain" vs. Joni Mitchell's "Both Sides Now." https://www.patreon.com/posts/new-poll-fire-vs-110649870And I am officially back from vacation and it's time to geeettt baaaack to woooork. I am working on a doozy of a Trainwreckord.
Please vote in the Song vs. Song poll!
I am SUPPOSED to be on vacation but me and Lina are gonna have to knock out this one a little early for scheduling reasons so please vote! We are doing REM's "Everybody Hurts" vs. Soul Asylum's "Runaway Train."
RAMBLE ON: "Circus" by Britney Spears
I confess a certain indifference towards Britney Spears, which is probably a character flaw for my line of work – how can you be a pop critic and not be deeply invested in the life and works of Britney Spears? I’m not sure. I was a teenage boy when “Baby One More Time” dropped and I understa...
POP SONG REVIEW: "Not Like Us" by Kendrick Lamar
Don't know how this video will go over but we'll see. Lemme know if you see any mistakes!And as always vote in the Song vs. Song poll where we are doing "Everybody Hurts" vs. "Runaway Train" https://www.patreon.com/posts/new-poll-hurts-108879544With this I am officially on va...
Please vote in the Song vs. Song poll!
We're doing "Jump" by Van Halen vs. "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake! Rock on. Also, I am almost done with the next video, it should be done soon. It's kind of a sequel to another video, no it's not Katy Perry, sorryhttps://www.patreon.com/posts/new-poll-jump-vs-107944707
Please vote in the Song vs. Song poll!
We are doing "All Along the Watchtower" vs. "Fortunate Son," so get your Nam flashbacks on! https://www.patreon.com/posts/new-poll-son-vs-107069883
RAMBLE ON: "Perfect" by One Direction
“Style” by Taylor Swift still hits me so hard it makes me ill. It might be my favorite song of the decade. It’s Taylor’s hottest song by a substantial margin but Taylor is never going to be entirely comfortable with adult situations or adult language (most notably, she can’t drop an f-bomb...
TRAINWRECKORDS: Justin Timberlake's "Man of the Woods"
/edit ugh sorry i don't know why it was on private, NOW it's fixed/edit I fixed the ending, sorry about that. If you wanted to watch the final few seconds they're there now.Ugh. It's done. Finally. Finally.Please vote in the Song vs. Song poll. We're doing "Chop Suey!" vs...
Please vote in the Song vs. Song poll!
https://www.patreon.com/posts/new-poll-feel-vs-105259118I am really sorry that it's been quiet around here, I intended to have the video done as much as two weeks ago but life has been kicking my ass, I can't really go into details but basically I got sucked through a wormhole into a dimensi...
Please vote in the Song vs. Song poll!
The next video is coming, and it's one of my most requested. But I'll only do it if you vote in the poll. We're doing "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" by Starship vs. "(I've Had) The Time of My Life" from Dirty Dancing https://www.patreon.com/posts/new-poll-ive-had-1...
POP SONG REVIEW: Drake and Kendrick's feud to end all feuds
An experiment in trying to be timely. This is going up as quick as I can.Also, please let me know if you catch any errors.Also, please vote in the Song vs. Song poll. We are doing "Brown Eyed Girl" vs. "Happy Together." https://www.patreon.com/posts/new-poll-brown-103034584
RAMBLE ON: "Hip to Be Square" by Huey Lewis and the News
Have you ever actually listened to this fucking thing?One of the movies from the last ten years I’m fascinated with is The Founder, a Social Network-style biopic about the rise of McDonald’s Corporation founder Ray Kroc. I (and the movie) use those words carefully, because Kroc did not found t...
POP SONG REVIEW: "Jolene" by Beyonce
I NEED, NEED, NEED you to vote in the Song vs. Song poll, which is Ice Cube's "It Was a Good Day" vs. Warren G and Nate Dogg's "Regulate," maybe the most perfectly even matchup I've ever come up with. https://www.patreon.com/posts/new-poll-it-was-102149886I also of course...
Please vote in the Akon vs. T-Pain Song vs. Song poll
We're doing "Smack That" by Akon vs. "Buy U a Drank" by T-Pain. https://www.patreon.com/posts/new-poll-smack-u-101240739
TRAINWRECKORDS: "Cry" by Faith Hill
All country music, all the time. Anyway, please check my errors and also PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE vote in the Song vs. Song Poll, we are doing some '80s indie rock legends, The Pixies' "Where Is My Mind" vs. "Teen Age Riot" by Sonic Youth. https://www.patreon.com/posts/new-poll-t...
Please vote for the Song vs. Song poll, also guess what idiot forgot to charge for his last video
Let's all watch it again! Anyway, here's the poll, we're doing "Last Nite" by The Strokes vs. "Fell in Love with a Girl" by The White Stripes. https://www.patreon.com/posts/new-poll-last-vs-99595933
RAMBLE ON: "The Fighter" by Keith Urban ft. Carrie Underwood
Twenty-three years and some weeks ago, roughly around Valentine’s Day 2001, Nicole Kidman danced her way out of Scientology’s clutches, bouncing out of her lawyer’s offices in triumph after signing the final divorce papers with Tom Cruise. Five years later, she remarried, to a fellow Aussie, c...
ONE HIT WONDERLAND: "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Let this wonderful '80s classic soothe you...Anyway, I needed a decently long break after the top tens but I'm back. Let me know if you see any errors.And as always: Vote vote vote!! We are doing something a little different this month on Song vs. Song, we're doing "I Kissed a Girl&#...
Please vote in the Song vs. Song poll!
We've got country songs about female justice! We're doing "Goodbye Earl" vs. "Before He Cheats." https://www.patreon.com/posts/new-poll-before-97144369As for YouTube, good news: After thinking it over, I have at last decided that I'm going to keep making videos. See you s...
RAMBLE ON: Fleetwood Mac's "Isn't It Midnight?"
I didn’t really like Christine.If you’d asked me which Fleetwood Mac member was my favorite, I think I’d probably say Lindsey. I remember being knocked the fuck out the first time I heard “Go Your Own Way”; I’d never heard a guitar sound like it was in physical pain before. And of course...
The Top Ten Best Hit Songs of 2023
/edit ugh sorry, didn't realize it was private, it's fixed now/2nd edit made some alterations based on your feedbackI'm so exhausted. It's done. I'm never working again. I'm going to start working on my retirement video. No, I'm going to retire before I can even make a re...
RAMBLE ON: "1-4-All-4-1" by The East Coast Family
Yvette Nicole Brown, to me, seemed like the odd cast member out in Community – a character actress given the chance to shine, and who didn’t really seem steeped in the world of oddball comedy like Donald Glover or Chevy Chase or much of the Dan Harmon-verse. I guess that was true of all the wome...
The Top Ten Worst Songs of 2023
/edit Okay, I got up from my nap and apparently I had a broken matte layer error that I've fixed now. Sorry about that. I'm still very tired. Also sorry about the random double post.I'm so tired. As always, please vote in the Song vs. Song poll: We are doing "Rapture" by Blondie ...
My Year with James
First off, guys, before I say anything, I need you to do to something for me. I need you to go to the Song vs. Song Patreon and go vote on our Christmas episode, where we’re doing “Santa Tell Me” vs. “Underneath the Tree.” Thank you. https://www.patreon.com/posts/new-poll-santa-93464774Any...
RAMBLE ON: "How the World Works" by Bo Burnham
So, here’s my question for anyone watching: What do you think “How the World Works” is about? Who is Bo Burnham sympathizing with in this sketch?For those who haven’t watched it, Bo Burnham’s brilliant and occasionally insufferable comedy special INSIDE was immediately hailed as the defini...



















