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(WIP) [ANIMATION] DDR "Keyframes"

Here's the start of that animation I was talking about yesterday.This one is a very, very old request. I'm taking this month to actually do the shit I've promised to do. Which is an extensive list. Truly extensive. My pal @Diders_ on Twitter asked for this a million years ago. This is th...

[STATIC] (OC) Goth GF EXCL

Need me a big tiddie goth gf who plays video games and will stand up for me when the Gen Z teenagers bully me at the Sonic Drive-InSpeaking of Goths, does anyone actually like IHOP or is it just a meme? Like, I've never craved it. I'll never go out of my way to get IHOP. And I've never h...

[STATIC] (OC) Goth GF

Alright, warmed up. I'm still a little bitter about being sick, but I'm being less of a little bitch about it.I thought it'd be a good idea to do something that wasn't easy, kinda get the gears a-turning better than doing something I could whip out quickly. I always feel lame making ...

No charge

Don't worry, I won't be shaking y'all down.I'm starting to feel normal again. Still coughing my lungs out, but I'm not breathing like a Resident Evil 4 Regenerador anymore.Back to regularly scheduled programming. What a fucking month.

Covid's got hands

Holy shit that was awful. I had a really bad experience with the 'vid.I was very, very sick. Not like, deathly ill, but maybe a few levels below it. I know a few lucky bastards who only felt like they had a bad cold, or they just lost their sense of smell, not me. Covid had its way with me. I&#3...

I got the Covid :(

Haha, someone reached out to me and thought I was enjoying a vacation. I wish! I’m sick with Covid. Shit sucks.Fortunately it's not horrific. For now, at least. But, I just can't seem to catch a break. This month has been nonstop events and socializing, and now it all slaps me with sicknes...

If y'all get weird charges, lemme know

Hey boys and girls,One of y'all brought to my attention that he got charged twice this morning. And they were like, weird amounts. Sure enough, I found them too. If that happens to you, lemme know so I can refund that. it. I dunno if it was some kind of error with Patreon or something, but if it...

[ANIMATION] FOS_03 EXCL

Didn't think I'd add that coom?? Who the hell do you think I am!?

[ANIMATION] FOS_03

By the skin of my fucking teeth. Needle threaded.I hope y'all like this one. You sure had to wait a long time for it. It was kinda hard relearning things.I think ya boi is back, for reals this time. I feel darn good. Thank you so, so much for being patient with me. It was hellish feeling trapped...

(WIP) [ANIMATION] FOS_03 "Lineart"

Serious gangster shit pulled off.It was thanks to you, homies. Your spirit energy and me listening to Crush 40 gave me the strength and power to get all this shit done.Christ almighty my back hurts.Alright! Onto colors. Y'all remember how fast that goes. It'll be done tonight.KYDE loves you.

Threading the needle

There's not much left on this latest Frankie gif, I'm gonna see if I can pull off some serious gangster shit and finish all of it today.Keep those eyeballs open. And hold up your arms to give me your spirit energy, while you're at it. Or however that happens in Dragon Ball.

(WIP) [ANIMATION] FOS_03 "Pencils"

Much better.Here are the pencils. Feels durn good being back in the swing of things. How's it looking? Moving right?Stay tuned for the rest, homies.

A happy update

Hey homeboys, what's good?One of y'all told me that making an update would be a good idea, and I thought so too.I think I've finally Frankensteined my brain back together. Proper this time.But enough of that shit, you're here for the smut.Like relearning how to ride a bicycle, I'...

June's free my fellows

Y'all get the drill, if I don't post often enough, I won't charge. Enjoy another free month, on the house.Nothing's wrong or anything, I've just taking the time to actually properly address my mental health. It's been like, "Bless this Mess" levels of bad for years. N...

(WIP) [ANIMATION] FOS_03 "Revised Keyframe and Gesture"

That's one long title.There was a lot of work I was unhappy with on this one. Some real lazy shit to it. And like, that sucks. Taking all these shortcuts, making a soulless piece? That's some real small-penis energy right there. I mean, my penis is small, but it's the size of the cock of...

No Pay for May (And other cool announcements)

Hey there, it's been a while.Y'all won't be charged in May.What have I been doing? Well, It's a pretty weird story.I was raised as a Boyscout, and I have staunchly adhered to the Scouts' Honor. Naturally, I figured that anyone would be horrified if they knew their darling little ...

(WIP) [ANIMATION] FOS_03 "Keyframe"

It appears that I'm totally tanking in numbers right now. I'm sorry, you guys. I'm kinda sorta losing track of everything right now. Will you appreciate another Frankie one? Time will tell. Luckily for me, this is actually a prompt someone (who wants to remain anonymous) suggested, so it...

[STATIC] RVN EXCL

This is a new record for variants. Y'all asked for it, after all. It is such a bitch rendering them individually, but doggone it, I'm gonna do it for you.Also, Patreon fucked up the upload for this, it's all out of order and some are missing. Everything's in the .zip files, though.

[STATIC] RVN

Wowie zowie, I totally lost track of time.I had no idea what day it was. I didn't realize how long it's been since I posted. I've neglected you all, my darlings.Not to worry, nothing bad happened. I won't be whining again. It was a pretty decent month, actually. I've just been re...

[ANIMATION] SHY EXCL

No coom on this one. I don't think this one should take me any longer. Plus like, whenever I get came on, my first thought is to go take a shower, not dance to Crab Rave.

[ANIMATION] SHY

Didn't take too long, only three months or so?Now that this one's done, it's onto some significant ones.Now, this is synced to Crab Rave, but if you have terrible taste and want to listen to something different, any song at 125 BPM will work. I mean, if I did it right. Well, whatever, sl...

(WIP) [ANIMATION] SHY "Lineart"

Oh, my bad. I forgot to upload this. I've been distracted by Crab Rave.I've been listening to Crab Rave, you know. In fact, I think it's the greatest song ever. Who'd need to listen to anything else?Anyways, this is almost done. It'll be finished in the snip of a crab's claw.

(WIP) [ANIMATION] SHY "Pencils"

Nearly there. Looking kinda weak, but it is what it is.You'll notice some stiffness, especially with the head, feet, and arms. Well, I've been trying to do as many time-saving measures as possible. If the head is going to be consistent anyways, why waste time redrawing it? What I've been...

(WIP) [ANIMATION] SHY "Gesture"

Hey, this is only... uh... a month and some change late.I was stupid with that lousy old Samus animation. I didn't actually sync it to any music. Sorry, people who used that in their LoFi mix tape streams. Your beats weren't fire because the visuals ruined them. I have failed you.So, I decid...

[ANIMATION] FOS_02 EXCL

This sucker's done.Whaddya think? Is it a real Mama Mia?

[ANIMATION] FOS_02

OOOHH KYDE COMIN IN CLUTCH AT THE LAST MINUTE (In my timezone, at least.)I spoke with the Board of Directors, and they seemed to think that doing a shameless sequel of my most popular animation would be the best way to salvage my career. Will it work? Who knows. Yeah, I put my name in it twice. That...

Next month is free too, laddies

I thought I was going to be a real gangster and finish two things, but then I remembered that February is the jank ass “Missing three days” month and today’s the last day. So, because of my genius planning skills, next month is free too, for those of y’all who have already signed on. Besides...

Do you guys like all the variants I churn out?

Serious question here, fellas.Do the dozens of versions of the same gif I slam out add anything? Or does it seem like overkill?I always saw it as appealing to a broader range of tastes. Maybe you like fully-clothed stuff? Maybe you like partial? Maybe you don’t care for any amount of fabric whatso...

[STATIC] NNI_02 Exclusive

[STATIC] NNI_02

I don't have a type.Nani and Chel sure are pretty similar. And the movies they debuted in came out within two years of each other. How could animators just up and create a sexual awakening in me and just leave without making more dark-skinned-thicker-than-a-snicker goddesses? Well, you see, the ...