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Page 695
New page! Check it out!Man, rough day. Today, we managed to lock ourselves out of our house (we got back in, don't worry), Leslie's iPad nearly broke, and our coffee shop had a blackout that knocked out internet for a bit. Not only that, but our internet company has delayed installation for ...
Page 694
New page! Check it out!We've got the framing of a porch built! By next weekend, we should be able to build enough to make it walkable! Which is great, because boy, the temporary stairs the trailer people left us are a death trap. They're poorly made, rickety as hell, have nails sticking out ...
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New page! Check it out!Still waiting on internet. It's getting dangerously close to their estimated completion date, but they apparently still don't have a permit from the electric company to use their poles. It's getting a bit concerning, to say the least. In the meantime, though, we...
Page 692
New page! Check it out!Whew, busy day! Our house may be nice inside (despite the severe lack of internet) but the outside is still a mess. The construction crew left a giant pile of garbage out in our yard months back (mostly excess materials, plastic wrapping, damaged parts, etc) so I've been t...
February Patreon Rewards Teaser
We're finally in our house, and to commemorate the occasion, we made some butler and maid themed pin ups! Steg and Suria rocking some sexy formal wear! But why stop there? We included some alternate versions of both pin ups, including sexier, skimpier versions of the outfits and even bonus, mess...
February Pin Ups
Check it out! It's this month's pin ups (plus all the other pin ups, too)! Click here to see 'em!It took a little bit of convincing for Leslie to do variants for these. She really loved the outfits she made and just wanted to stick with them. But after drawing topless versions of both, s...
February Singles Comics
Check it out! It's this month's Singles comic (plus all the other comics, too)! Click here to read!I was a little worried about going as far as I did with Clover's dialogue here, but in the end I figured this would sell the grossness of her current co-workers and her discomfort working w...
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New page! Bam! Check it out!Expect to see your new Patreon rewards soon! We're going maid/butler theme this month! Though I still have to figure out how I'm going to get 'em to you guys with no internet. Sadly, still waiting on that. Please, please let us have internet soon, I'M DYIN...
Page 690
New page! Bam! There it is!Hoping we can start working towards 3 updates a week again at the start of next month. Going to be calling our ISP tomorrow to see where the hell out internet is. This shit is hell. A relaxing, quiet hell, but no internet is still hell. So tired of coffee shops already.At ...
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New page! Check it out!Still just getting by without internet. Wish I had more to report on, but we're basically just kinda waiting on that. Why do ISPs have to be so damn slow?Until then, just workin' and watching old movies we have. Weird how lonely life feels without internet now. We supp...
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New page! ...Check it out, I guess!We got an official date from our ISP on when we should be getting internet! And it's...Valentine's day, at the latest. Hopefully it's sooner!Our pland with our dick sticker provider fell through, so we'll be making our own. Unfortunately, that will ...
Page 687
New page! NSFW!I know it's a bit more convenient seeing new pages like this, but I'm a bit worried that catching up on new pages is going to be difficult for new people. Not much we can do about it right now, so enjoy the Suria titties!We finally got everything unpacked and situated! This pl...
Page 686
New page! Click here to...wait, it's right up there?!Leslie and I are finally in our house! We've been spending the last 3 days just trying to get all our stuff in the house and set up. Unfortunately, we won't have internet for another 30 days, so we had to get a bit creative with how we...
No update tonight because WE MOVED INTO OUR HOUSE
HOLY SHIT WE DID IT! Honestly, this was a surprise for us. The trim-out crew finished incredibly fast! We still don't have clean water or internet but holy fuck, we're going to SLEEP IN OUR HOUSE TONIGHT! We've spent the last 5 hours just unpacking and we still have so much more to do......
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New page! Click Track 13 to check it out, or click the other tracks to catch up!Well, this should be it. This SHOULD be the week where we move into our house! The trim-out guy for the trailer should be coming down around Tuesday or Thursday to finish up everything. We should also hear about our inte...
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New page! Click Track 13 to check it out, or click the other tracks to catch up!RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU LOVE PETTY VANDALISMFucked up that Leslie and I might be living in our house just NEXT WEEK. I'm so ready. SO READY. GONNA LIVE IN THE WOODS AND MAKE PORN AND HIDE FROM THE WORLD FOREVER. AAAH...
January Patreon Rewards Teaser
NEW DECADE, BABY! LET'S ROCK THIS SHIT! The first pin ups of the 2020s are inspired by the terrible hardships we've faced in trying to get our house built...and that's LEWD N' NUDE MUD WRESTLING! Coral and Steg naked in a mud pit with the rest of the crew cheering them on! Don't ...
January Pin Ups
Here they are! It's January's pin ups (Plus all the old pin ups, too)! Click here to check them out!This one was actually inspired by all the fucking mud we've had to trudge through trying to get our house set up! Leslie and I never really understood the point of mud wrestling, but after...
January Singles Comics
Here it is! It's January's Singles Comic (Plus all the old ones, too)! Click here to check them out! Ahh, tragedy. Don't worry, there's probably a happy ending by the end of all this. I actually got so into writing this scene that I went and knocked out the whole Coral/Clover date ar...
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New page! Click Track 13 to check it out, or click the other tracks to catch up!I'm really loving how these scenes are coming out. I like Seth getting way more theatrical when he's trying to hide the fact that he's losing his shit. Of course, Suria's totally on board with this plan.G...
Page 682
New page! NSFW! Click Track 13 to check it out, or check the other tracks to catch up!Hope you all had or are currently having happy holidays! Leslie and I got a rice cooker and a couple gift cards. It was a pretty low-key Christmas for our families. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER! As you may have seen...
IMPORTANT HOUSE UPDATE
WE'VE GOT ELECTRICITYSee you soon with a new page!
Page 681
New page! Click Track 13 to check it out, or click the other tracks to catch up!SETH'S GONE FERAL! Leslie lost her shit when she read this part in the script. The next few pages are definitely gonna be interesting.Sadly, no Christmas miracle for us, it seems. We got our electrical permit sent of...
Page 680
New page! Click Track 13 to check it out, or click the other tracks to catch up!Our electric permit has been paid for and submitted! We are hoping, HOPING that tomorrow morning, we'll FINALLY have electricity to our house. The trim-out guy is sitting on the sidelines waiting to jump on our trail...
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New page! Click Track 13 to check it out, or click the other tracks to catch up!Man, arguments are really fun to write. I really love how Seth especially is coming out in this chapter and every character's reactions to him. Hope you all are liking it!This is gonna be a BUSY WEEK. We should be ge...
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New page! Click Track 13 to check it out, or click the other tracks to catch up!House update: WE'VE GOT A WELL! WE'VE GOT A SEPTIC SYSTEM! We're waiting on the parish's approval, and then we can get electricity and start the trim-out process to finish the house! GUYS, WE'RE ALMOS...
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New page! Click Track 13 to check it out, or click the other tracks to catch up!HOUSE UPDATE: We've got a motherfuckin' WELL installed! Tomorrow, we should be getting the septic system hooked up, which means we can then get electricity running, which will then get water running, which means ...
Page 676
New page! NSFW! Click Track 13 to check it out, or click the other tracks to catch up!Uggghhh, this house has been the most anxiety-inducing thing in my life. Nothing seems to go right. We finally got the well started and it SHOULD be finished by tomorrow, but the septic crew still hasn't shown ...
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New page! NSFW! Click Track 13 to check it out, or click the other tracks to catch up!Sorry about the delayed page! Leslie's still recovering but she felt good enough to finish the page up. She stayed at home and worked on this as best she could while I went out with her dad to work on the house...
Slight Rock Cocks Delay
Hey everyone! Unfortunately Leslie is still recovering from her sickness after all the cold, wet construction we've been doing. Somehow I didn't get as sick, but Leslie's still coughing and congested as hell. We're just gonna lay in bed and see if she can sleep it off this time. We&#...
