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MHA129- Tutu
Another ten minutes of beating his ass, and nothing. No tendrils. No second Quirk. Just Izuku eating dust and me getting mildly entertained. I set the broom down, watching him groan on the ground. “Be honest with me,” I said. “Were you perving on girls, and the power just awakened in your ment...
MHA128- Noodle Monster
Walking into the house, I barely had time to react before something small and fast launched at me like a missile. I caught Eri mid-air, stumbling slightly as she latched onto my neck."Ryuu!"I grinned, ruffling her hair. "How is it going, shorty?"Ever since the festival, she had been ...
Patreon Exclusive—One Piece Chapter 2- “Bar Fight on Coral Island!”
Setting: Coral Island, New World Time: Unknown. Hangover O’Clock.Coral Island was famous for two things:The strongest drinks in the New World.The most broken furniture per capita.Naturally, Luffy wanted to go.So did Ryuu.Mostly because the island’s banner read: “First Drink is Free!” And als...
HP437- Binding Chocolate Frogs
Daphne pulled back an inch, just enough for her nose to brush against his. “Alright?” she asked.Harry gave a small nod, a half-smirk curling at his lips. “Yeah,” he said. “Wasn’t bad.”She flicked his shoulder lightly. “You’re a tosser.”“You’re the one who kissed me.”“And ...
MHA127- Orwellian Dystopia
Midnight walked around the desk, stopping beside me. Her hand trailed lightly down my forearm before she leaned against the desk, crossing one leg over the other."Alright," she said. "Let’s start with something simple. What do you know about foreplay?"I scoffed. "Not hard to fi...
HP436- Universe and I
Training went on as usual. Daphne and Tracey handled the drills while the rest helped the younger students fix their form or avoid setting their robes on fire. By the time curfew crept close, the room had cleared out, students heading back to their dorms in twos and threes.Harry tossed the last trai...
MHA126- Horny Alarm
We gathered and were waiting for teachers to start, then, out of nowhere, Mineta grabbed my collar, looking like he was about to cry. “Why?! Why did you take this from me?! Why did you steal my dream?!”I slapped him across the field. Hard. He landed face-first in the dirt and rolled a few times ...
MHA125- Ideals and Expectations
Two days later, I was barely awake, sprawled out on my bed, when my door flew open.“Bro! Something crazy happened.”Izuku’s voice alone was enough to make me want to throw something, but the fact that he barged in like I owed him a sandwich made it worse. I groaned and sat up. “The fuck do yo...
HP435- Still Lost
Harry tilted his head, mildly amused. “Using my own tactics against me now, Weasley?” he said, the corners of his mouth twitching.Everyone knew what he was referring to... third year, Umbridge, and the complete shambles that had ended in her humiliation. Harry had goaded her into a public mess w...
MHA124- Operation: Mood Swing!
We stood there for a while, not speaking. She was leaning onto me, so I wrapped my arm around her. Patting her back. Not out of pity, not some weird romantic moment. Just… comfort. The kind you offer when words are useless and the world just kicked everyone in the teeth at once.“It is weird,” ...
MHA123- Number 1 Hero!
When we stepped back into the common room, it was like nothing had happened. Same dumb arguments. Same lazy bodies strewn across couches. Kirishima and Bakugo were still locked in some testosterone-fueled debate at the kitchen counter, probably about protein powder or explosion techniques. Sero had ...
HP434- Ten?
Harry flicked his wand and Ron was instantly wrapped in ropes, mouth sealed as his skin smoothed over it like it had never been there. The noise Ron made was muffled and pathetic. He flailed like he expected someone to leap in and save him.Even Hermione stepped back, eyes wide. Fred and George looke...
MHA122- Memes? [Soft R-18]
Disclaimer:This story takes place in an alternate universe where U.A. High School admits students starting at the age of 18. All characters depicted in romantic or sexual scenarios are legally adults. This fictional setting is intended to comply with age-appropriate standards and does not reflect th...
Patreon Exclusive— Forbidden Thought: Mina Dream Log #1 [Soft R-18]
Heat. Thighs. Sweat. Bad decisions. Mina Ashido kicked off her blanket for the third time that night.Her forehead glistened with sweat. The air was thick, her cheeks were hot, and her inner thighs felt like they were personally sponsoring this heatwave. She blinked up at the ceiling of her dorm room...
MHA121- Childhood Trauma
Mandalay hummed. “From what we heard, the Commission’s not happy.”Bakugo scoffed. “Tch. What else is new?”Yaoyorozu frowned. “That makes sense. This changes a lot.”Jiro leaned on the couch. “Yeah, like, suddenly students are getting compared to pros. That is gotta mess with some egos...
HP433- Uranus
The day started as usual. The day after a Hogsmeade weekend always leaned grumpy, especially when Astoria was at the table. And for Harry’s group, who usually ended up crowded together around the Slytherin table, sometimes borrowing seats from other houses, it meant there was always Astoria.“I a...
MHA120- Ranked!
The speeches continued. Jeanist did his usual “fashion is heroism” thing. Mirko got up there and flexed, both literally and figuratively. Ryukyu kept it short. Wash… made washing machine noises.Then the host’s smile twitched slightly, like he was getting ready to drop a bombshell.“And now,...
MHA119- Guests
The scent of miso and seared meat filled the dorm as I flipped the skillet, steam rising from the pan. The rice cooker ticked down the last few minutes, and across the counter, Sato was putting the final touches on a tray of cream puffs. The others were scattered around, either cleaning, helping, or...
Patreon Exclusive— MULTIVERSE BREACH DETECTED Chapter 2- Dorm Wars: Rise of the Morons
When I introduced Bender to the Class 1-A dorm as my “Support Pet,” I thought, maybe, just maybe, everyone would accept it with a shred of maturity.But no. Within five minutes, someone was already yelling “Chug! Chug! Chug!” while Bender tried to beer-funnel through his chest hatch.“I am n...
HP432- First Date!
They pushed open the door to the Three Broomsticks. Warmth hit instantly, fire roaring, chatter loud, and the scent of butterbeer and roasted meat drifting through the air.They slid into the booth near the back, out of the draught from the door. Two butterbeers thudded down, the mugs warm to the tou...
MHA118- Right
The cheers didn’t die down immediately. It took a moment before the next steps even registered. Eventually, the results were tallied, but the outcome was obvious."And the winner of this year’s U.A. School Festival Beauty Pageant is… Nejire Hado!"If the cheers were loud before, they out...
MHA117- Fairy
Eri glanced around. The festival was still packed…booths lined the paths, people wandered between them, and the music from different performances mixed into a weird but lively background noise.She hesitated, then pointed at a stall selling stuffed animals. “What is that?”“A game,” I said. ...
HP431- Trades
Harry whistled lightly under his breath, hands in his pockets as he made his way back down toward the Slytherin common room. He stepped through the hidden entrance, and nodded at Theodore who was still hunched over a stack of Arithmancy notes by the fire.“You’re back late,” Theo said without l...
MHA116- Thank You, That Person
The crowd cheered like someone just announced free food. Eri, still sitting on Nejire’s shoulders, clapped with her candied apple-sticky hands, eyes wide. Nejire nudged her playfully, hyping her up even more.I walked toward center stage. Kaminari smacked my back as I passed. “Go kill it, man.”...
MHA115- Class 1-A Showdown
There will be a second chapter!--Nejire took the apple and handed it to Eri, who inspected it before taking a small bite. She chewed, blinked, then took another.Nejire gasped. “Verdict?”Eri swallowed. “It’s good.”Nejire threw her arms up. “Success!”I got some more for myself, Nejire, a...
HP430- Roses and Weeds
Quick Heads-Up (Especially for iOS Users)Just a small announcement before the chapter: A new court ruling now lets Patreon offer an alternate checkout in the iOS app, one that skips Apple’s 30% fee. If you are in the U.S. and using the Patreon app, you will now see the normal price (like on web/An...
MHA114- Festival
I kicked Nejire out and shut the door before she could argue. She huffed something about rude little brothers and floated off to her dorm. Didn’t matter. I had work to do.This wasn’t just about making a flashy dress. If Nejire wanted to win, she needed more than some shimmery bullshit that spark...
Patreon Exclusive— Welcome to U.A. Lil’ Sprouts Division- Part 4- Show and Tell, Trauma Edition
U.A. Kindergarten – Lil’ Sprouts Division Time: 9 a.m. but spiritually 3 a.m.Aizawa stood at the whiteboard, using the last marker that hadn’t been bitten, stabbed, or jammed up someone’s nose. On it, he wrote:SHOW & TELL (but the E was backwards, and no one corrected it).He turned to the cl...
MHA113- Curly
Quick Heads-Up (Especially for iOS Users)Just a small announcement before the chapter: A new court ruling now lets Patreon offer an alternate checkout in the iOS app, one that skips Apple’s 30% fee. If you are in the U.S. and using the Patreon app, you will now see the normal price (like on web/An...
HP429- Not the Sort of Thing You Forget
Rest of the Christmas holiday passed quicker than anyone really noticed. Between short trips around France, late breakfasts at the Flamels’, and Petunia’s quiet fondness for the sunroom, things stayed oddly peaceful. She remained in the south after Harry left, wards still layered by Nicolas hims...
