Dr. Charla Hathaway posts
V is for Valentines Day
Dear Ones,On Valentines Day I will be part of an sexy, erotic poetry reading on zoom with friends that is produced by Dance Naked friend, Eleanor O'Brien. Join me on V day Zoom TabooAnd write your own poem. Hell, when I was an English major in college I thought you had to be White, Dead and a Ma...
I woke up naked this morning
Thank goodness! Lovingly I spend at least 1/3 of my life naked...or more. Feeling the ocean wash up my pussy is a birthright--right?--we're 94% salt water!And the moss--so squishy! Traveling to Baja California Sur, my Mexican friend tells me about 'sobre mesa,' or 'over the table....
Wishing you a Mossy, Mossy Christmas
Dear Patreons here's some VICTORIES for Sex workers in 2023:* Vermont enacted the nation’s most comprehensive ban on police sexual violence.* Rhode Island enacted a law to prohibit health-care professionals from discriminating against sex workers (and others) because of their professions.* The...
Patreon White Christmas Wish
Dear Patreons,As we approach the year's end most of us take stock in what it has brought us, how we've grown, what we learned from another circle around the sun. I share with you a song I sang with my Dad on Christmas Eve when I was in college at our small Unitarian Church, where all seasona...
Hello Peru
My friends, I just returned from a month in Peru and it feels like a year. Europeans travel like that. They get twice the vacation time. The altitude here at Lake Titicaca is over 12,000 ft and I am on the edge. Back at sea level in Lima, I find a children's book store and the books are just the...
I got a game for you
It's Halloween, time to spoof a friend. Try this game. Start by making a list: What kind of traits describe who I am? What are my qualities? Who is me? Quickly, don't over-think it, take 30 seconds and list 4 or 5 things that YOU ARE. Try it now. Got your "this is me list?" I came up...
Prostitute or Sex Worker?
I brought the first steamy moisture to Austin in over 2 months of 100 degree dry days. Yes, it rained the whole time I performed Naked at My Age there last week. A medical doctor came up after one show, “I could treat the Stars, but I choose to treat the Whores.” Yes, sex workers seek out her po...
Why Whores are my Heroes, my poem!
I just love wearing my whore hat and cape playing Super Whore on stage in Naked at My Age. My girlfriend said I should sell whore hats in the lobby after the show, along with bumper stickers with my anthem, "If my panties aren't WET, they don't come off." I am going to make bumper st...
It's harvest time, eat a juicy peach!
Dear Ones, you have inspired me. Bite into a juicy peach, and let it drip down your chin unto your chest and nipples...then have a friend lick it off! It's harvest time of year--share the abundance!Heres a letter from a Catholic Priest who celebrates the Living God each time he orgasms.A Catholi...
Power and Surrender--Let's play
I talk with my old partner Melissa who now is Austin's sex and intimacy teacher at BodyJoy Remember cops and robbers, teacher and student, captor and captive--when did we stop playing in sex? When can we start again? And we can even switch roles--halfway through the game if agreed! Make a play d...
Summer is for Nudity
Time to be Naked! My friend, Eleanor O’Brian, who frolics nude a lot on her Patreon, reminds me to swim, dance, yoga and breathe—Naked. Here I am practicing on my friends deck! Past Client Story:The words we use are important. Words are powerful. A man comes to see me after losing his wife to a ...
Charla is Naked again in Portland
After touring with Naked at My Age Down Under, I'm back in Portland at the Back Door Theatre tonight, Friday, June 23. Every time I tell stories of my sexual awakening and the value of sex work I chip away at the mortar of prejudice and misunderstanding. I've rewritten it to be even more vul...
Charla's Lingerie Show
I was just gifted a beautiful 'teddy' lingerie and wanted to share it with you lovely Patreons. I highly suggest you dress in something that makes you feel sexy, and have a friend capture your deliciousness. I'm in my bedroom here, but outside in nature works too. Maybe next post! The ro...
Down Dog Down Under
One small Down Dog for the Universe! I remember the New Zealand Tasman sea rolling between my toes and body! Rejoice, Patreons, some small favor for Universal Pleasure! Lovingly, Miss Charla
G'day Mates
I had a ‘massive’ good time with Aussies and Kiwis when I popped Down Under! Now I know a jumper is a sweater, cutlery is silverware, Bottlow is a liquor store, but really…erasers are rubbers?!” Good on me for learning that one.So our Australian Shepard dogs are not from Australia, and Koala...
Tasman Sea Mermaid
I thought this was included in my last post. Yay! Charla
Tasman Sea Mermaid
Ocean covers our body planet like skin covers our body. Welcoming and salty. Greeting from the east coast of New Zealand. Here's one of my best interviews, and it's on National radio New Zealand! I'm a lucky girl to talk about sex, sex work aging, intimacy and the joy of being authentic ...
Naked Siren sited in the Tasman Sea
Anyone recognise this nymph frolicking off the west coast of New Zealand by Mokau? A long way from home, or is it for the adventuresome!I got to meet the woman who lead the decriminalisation of sex work 20 years ago in New Zealand, Dame Catherine Healy. Yes Queen Elizabeth 'Dame-ed' her, jus...
Naked in New Zealand
This Kiwi country decriminalised sex work 20 years ago! Gee, that would have made my life easier! My show 'Naked at my Age' is a hit down here, I got a national radio interview both in Australia and New Zealand. And also good print in major papers, like the Herald in New Zealand. I love it h...
Australia is treating me well!
Being in the 'Down Under' is a little like the 'down there,' (which is what I called my genitals until I learned their real name), it's moist, wonderful and inviting! I performed a benefit of 'Naked at My Age,' for the Aboriginal Decolonize Sex Work Alliance in Brisbane. ...
Naked at My Age: 30 sec Teaser
Charla sings, jokes, and pontificates about the joys of sex work in this short teaser of her one-woman show.I'm loving Australia—“No worries, Mate, just scoot me an email and pop right over, we’ll knock one out.” I’m performing Naked at My Age this week at Sydney’s queer-run theater,...
Swing Low Sweet Chariot
Greetings from the Down Under, I'm in Australia now. Growing up I called my genitals "Down There." So I guess I'm close. Why does the full moon looks up-side-down from here? I'll be performing at the Red Rattler soon--a woman run theater! Everyone down here says, "No worries!...
Naked Swim in a Cenote
The longest night finds us awaiting the coming lightWe have traveled another circle around the sunWe travel afar—to come homePursue dreams—to find peaceSeek the summer—to fall backDwell in Darkness to find a new LightDear Patreons, the air in the Yucatan is embracingly kind, and invites you to...
Charla swimming in a cenote in the Yucatan
I am enjoying the clear, mineral waters of a pervasive system of rivers and pools know as cenotes, that can be connected for miles both above and below the the surface of the ground. Mexico's Yucatan peninsula has over 1,000 cenotes to enjoy in the tropical Mayan jungle. And Swimming naked is th...
Charla teases you with "Naked at My Age"
Dearest Patreons! I have the most exciting tour of Australia and New Zealand planned for my one-woman show on sex work. Here's a 30 second teaser. Can't wait to take you all on tour to kangaroo country with me! All aboard--starts January! Charla sings "be a Whore at 54!"
Will a G-spot massage save the world?
After a decade of Tantra workshops one would think World Peace is just a g-spot massage away. Gee, does she even want one? Can you ask? Can you answer? Melissa, who I mentored as the new Miss BodyJoy, and I get to talk about it.And I had another great time talking about sex--in a sauna with stranger...
Pornography Pros and Cons
As a sex and Intimacy coach I decided since porn is a big part of today’s sex scene, I’d better know more about it, so I spent a good couple months watching…lots. Very interesting experiment, I didn’t even need a vibrator. Instead of trying to answer whether pornography is good or bad, I dec...
Peter Pan comes to see me.
Enjoy my audio story about a young man's fantasy. Expressing our 'hidden selves' creates fodder for sexual arousal and pleasure.Halloween brings out playfulness. In Key West I attended the anual October Fantasy Fest. People paint their naked bodies creatively and take to the streets. We ...
The Kissing Game
I love teaching the Kissing Game, such a simple way to learn more about a partner. And kissing is our erotic signature. I hope you try it out on a friend!A client suggested I share some client stories from my 20 years as an Erotic Muse/ Healer. Great idea, thanks! I'll share these heartfelt, vul...
























