Morning Somewhere posts
2025.08.08: The Long Game
Burnie and Ashley discuss their plans to see Weapons, Sneak Peek, starting projects to get free stuff, drunkgamers, being wrong in the moment but right over time, water on Mars, Martian Manhunter, Magnesium oil, dumb stuff that works, and taking advantage of your children's education.Linkdump: 2...
2025.08.07: All Our Base
Burnie and Ashley take it back to 2003 and discuss the re-emergence of the roosterteeth.com website, returned to the world when it was needed most.Linkdump: 2025.08.07: All Our Base β Morning Somewhere
2025.08.06: Consentual Wordplay
Burnie and Ashley discuss Star Wars fatigue, blaming fans, Howard Stern's alledged cancellation, empty anticipation tanks, wordplay, Danish solutions, sausage ingredients, sausage transportation, JRPG lore, and the Coyote finally gets his day in court.Linkdump: 2025.08.06: Consentual Wordplay β...
2025.08.05: Stashed Cucumbers
Burnie and Ashley discuss tucked away cucumbers, lessons from little kids, Storm Flores, clearing trees, chainsaw boots, ButterRum vs Red Velvet, Hot Buttered Rum, Epic Meal Time, Vegas conspiracies, tipping as a tax for nice people, ChatGPT chat logs in the wild, and the expectation of privacy in t...
2025.08.04: War Of The Worst
Burnie and Ashley discuss angry X'ers, Grok disciples, the life Twitter chose, dumb debates, War of the Worlds, Madame Web, Spider Man's costume reveal, ninja sword bans, barely legal bans, and unintended consequences.Linkdump: 2025.08.04: War Of The Worst β Morning Somewhere
2025.08.01: Episode Title Reveal
Burnie and Ashley discuss the best Summer in years, bumper crops, soil depletion, Buffalo's temperature record, New Ground's self-reflexive age verification, the oldest qualified pubs, Master of the Universe, and Superman's digital release in August.Linkdump: 2025.08.01: Episode Title Re...
2025.07.31: Dong Radar
Burnie and Ashley discuss dorky usernames, Amazon's Netflix of AI, creator crab buckets, Nolan festivals, one year pre-orders, Naked Gun, big dongs, War of the Worlds Revival, Helen Miren, comedy movies, and Happy Gilmore 2.
2025.07.30: Scale Problems
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Russian earthquake, the Richter scale, magnitudes, the danger of alert fatigue, erroneous nuclear warnings, Reagan's open mic gaffe, Alien:Earth, and zombie vampires from space.Linkdump: 2025.07.30: Scale Problems β Morning Somewhere
2025.07.29: Women and Age Unverified People First
Burnie and Ashley discussing safe evacuation practices, UK's Online Safety Act, VPN's banning media, the Brocha, the Nappuccino, and Ashley's bid for a Nobel Prize.Linkdump: 2025.07.29: Women and Age Unverified People First β Morning Somewhere
2025.07.28: Reedus By Proxy
Burnie and Ashley discuss Fantastic Four [no spoilers], box office analysis rules, Gwyneth Paltrow to the rescue, Astronmer's PSA, saving your job during a coporate PR crisis, the Tea hack, Norman Reedus as a workaround, Sharepoint's woes, and giving our past selves all the latest entertainm...
[BONUS] 2025.07.27: Fantastic Four
Burnie and Ashley go to see the latest MCU installment Fantastic Four: First Steps and talk about it. The beta site Q&A will be posted later this week to coincide with the Open Beta.
2025.07.25: Chuck E Cheater
Burnie and Ashley discuss Hulk Hogan, the WWF, UHF wrestling, Ozzy word pairings, local shaming vs global shaming, arresting Chuck E Cheese, credit card, selfie repositories, eras of Scottish internet, and Starlink's global outage.
RT Beta Tester Shirt Heads Up
Hello all, many of you have asked for a warning on the avialability of the Beta Test shirt. First off, it is going to increase in price once we go to Open Beta. Right now it's essentially "at cost" for Closed Beta Members. This pricing change should happen in the next few days. It will b...
2025.07.24: Elbows Deep
Burnie and Ashley discuss business pitfalls, travel sleep, body clocks, best sleeps, livestreaming takes, Amazon's bracelet that listen to you, Clorox hacks, social engineering, fuzzy logic authentication, and proving your age.Linkdump: 2025.07.24: Elbow Deep β Morning Somewhere
2025.07.23: Assume Stealing Posture
Burnie and Ashley have a mobile podcast, with Burnie huddle up a rent-by-the-minute hotel room. They discuss the subreddit oops, emergency contacts, Ozzy Osborne, Walk Out stores, fake stores for real addictions, and the death of 24 hour business.Linkdump: 2025.07.23: Assume Stealing Posture β Mor...
Morning Somewhere Subreddit and Q&A
Call for questions for a Travel Day Q&A are up on the roosterteeth Beta site main page. Subreddit should be back by the end of the day. The private function did not accommodate existing subscribers. Dβoh! Look for a βDowntime Survivorβ flair when it goes back up.
2025.07.22: Milk Flight
Burnie and Jason discuss traffic cameras, toll scams, milk flights, diamond intersections, harrowing bus rides, impromptu bowling, feeling old, AI search help, smashing that like button, and the purple margs.Linkdump: 2025.07.22: Milk Flight β Morning Somewhere
2025.07.21: Let's See Some ID
Burnie and Ashley discuss the MS Movies & TV closure, splitting your library, verifying your age for Reddit "mature" content, getting in the van for candy, the Fifth Element, Texas mosquitos, and whether size matters in carrots.
[BONUS] 2025.07.21: Weekend Chat with JD
Burnie and JD discuss stuff we disliked but became nostalgic for, Fifth Element, Black Eyed Peas, Sixth Sense, the growing threat AI-induced psychosis, and Austin's increasing Californication.
2025.07.18: Social Killed The Reality Star
Burnie and Ben King talk about reality TV, the Studio, $200,000,0000 AI Engineers, Meta's track record at acquisitions, Threads, artificial paramours, Reddit's iron fisted rules, Rooster Teeth website stats, and rolling with punches.Linkdump: 2025.07.18: Social Killed The Reality Star β Mo...
2025.07.17: Planet Shopping
Burnie and Jason discuss the blame game, allergies, Texas mosquitos, Mars auctions, NFT's, Burnie's esteemed extra appearances, Facebook's privacy woes, algorithmic spying, building value for other people, and never owning something on someone else's platform.Linkdump: https://mornin...
2025.07.16: That's MRS. Durnkensnerk To You
Burnie and Barbara Dunkelman discuss weddings, COVID holdovers, minimum wage, Canadian indulgences, losing touch with your home country, and the 2025 Emmy Nominees as seen on TikTok Reels.Linkdump: 2025.07.16: Thatβs MRS. Durnkensnerk To You β Morning Somewhere
2025.07.15: Elmo's Racist Weekend
Burnie and Ashley discuss toddler camp outs, horizontal sleeping, Elmo's Twitter crashout, living in a superhero city, McDonalds exposes its applicants, a Fantastic Four warning, and Reddit's privatization nanny state.Linkdump: 2025.07.15: Elmoβs Racist Weekend β Morning Somewhere
RT Closed Beta Access
Hello everyone! There has been an uptick in the number of requests for the Rooster Teeth Beta Site password, so this post is going to pinned with the access credentials for future reference. We should be picking up our first non-Patreon users this week, so be sure to welcome them to the site!To acce...
2025.07.14: The Life We Chose
Burnie and his guest Jason Saldana discuss Superman, right to cancel, starting to watch The Simpsons in 2025, Uber ratings, tipping, impending sense of Doom, Valley Video, new music, and how hard it is to name things.
[BONUS] 2025.07.12: Superman
Burnie and JD discuss Superman, Phoenician Scheme, and Sicario. Mostly Superman spoilers, but we tell you when they start.
[EXTENDED] 2025.07.11: Let's Go Brandon
Burnie and his special guest Brandon Farmahini talk the RT biopic, protest encounters, posting about politics, the power of local politics, and Brandon's thoughts on AI.Linkdump: 2025.07.11: Letβs Go Brandon β Morning Somewhere
2025.07.10: Fufu-ing Your Bubu
Burnie and Becca Frasier (and Clem!) sit down to talk about her fundraising results, Rooster Teeth charity drives, the changing reputation of Texas, Ted Cruz stans, frequently rare climate events, lake levels, and the lucrative world of Labubu.Linkdump: 2025.07.10: Fufu-ing Your Bubu β Morning Som...
2025.07.09: Life As A Barn Cat
Burnie and Ashley discuss Superman reviews, Mush's job, Burnie's mammal status, head pops, broken embargos, perfect casting, Burnie's Makita victory, mulching, and overclocking kids toys.Linkdump: 2025.07.09: Life As A Barn Cat β Morning Somewhere
2025.07.08: Pas De Poop [EXTENDED]
Burnie and Ashley discuss the tech test, podcast philosophy, Mush The Jerk, French poop rivers, small town bees, politicizing improvement, and ASMR forests.Linkdump: 2025.07.08: Pas De Poop β Morning Somewhere