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Update on Wildfires and Nonsense!
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Chapter 43: Adventure
Public release 2/11/25"In the storm, in the calm, with you there..."CastGloria - Siouxsie SuarezCaspar - Joe FisherAva - Finlay StevensonZebulon Mucklewain - Neal StarbirdEffie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-StarbirdDavid - Quintin Jones, Jr.Leif - Tom MoormanKazi - Jessica MorrisTeta - Aubrey Fe...
Welcome to the Horizon Part 10: Phoenix
Public release: 1/28/25“Attention, people of Earth…”Cast:Frank - Benjamin BurdickJune - Melody BridgesCeleste - Cooper ShawDeidre - Tina CaseTrinkett - Camille SmickerDoug - Keith CableSteve - Jessica MuddVerge - Cat BlackardEldin - Joe FisherWritten and Directed by Joe FisherProduced by Joe F...
Just a Few Things on this Christmas Eve
Hello Everyone,Happy Christmas Eve, if you're into that sort of thing. I wanted to give a few updates before we hit the end of the year. First up, I just took a picture of Theo that should win some sort of award:Such a goofball. And now the less important things...Holiday scheduleAs we said in ...
Chapter 42: Speedrun!
(Public release 1/14/25.)"Get ready. Get set. Get out!"CastGloria - Siouxsie SuarezCaspar - Joe FisherAva - Finlay StevensonZebulon Mucklewain - Neal StarbirdEffie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-StarbirdDavid - Quintin Jones, Jr.Leif - Tom MoormanKazi - Jessica MorrisTeta - Aubrey FergusonLibuza ...
Welcome to the Horizon Part 9: The Mountain
(Public release 12/31/24)-Show Notes Redacted by the US Military-Cast:Benjamin Burdick as FrankCat Blackard as VergeJoe Fisher as EldinCamille Smicker as TrinkettKeith Cable as DougMelody Bridges as JuneTina Case as DeidreRandi Spears as Private KennedyCooper Shaw as CelesteJessica Mudd as SteveWrit...
Put a Diner Under Your Tree!
Season's Greetings everyone!It's that time of year where many of us celebrate one holiday or another at the end of the year. Let us be the first to say a very happy [INSERT HOLIDAY HERE] to you all!Some people say that there's no such thing as the perfect gift, but what is perfect is you...
Chapter 41: The Malthusian Trap
(Public release 12/17/24)“Evil exists in the world not to create despair but activity.”-Thomas MalthusCast:Gloria - Siouxsie SuarezCaspar - Joe FisherAva - Finlay StevensonZebulon Mucklewain - Neal StarbirdEffie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-StarbirdLeif - Tom MoormanFiona - Tess SegalDavid - Quinti...
Welcome to the Horizon Part 8: The Green Man
(Public release November 26th!)“Even the Christians who cut down the sacred groves must have felt the loss, because they built their cathedrals with soaring columns like the trunks of trees and with vaulted ceilings ribbed and fanned like the canopy of a forest, and every where, in unexpected plac...
8: Inside You There are Two Finches
Vampires! Homicidal Baby Birds! Seductive Shrikes! Bone Eaters! Tree Frogs! What's Under Petra?! Decorative Hermits! Chill Moon! Sleeping Finches! Bacteria Bonanza! Infuriating Cars! Dramatic Readings!Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic: My Own Kind of Tango by Alexandra Woodard
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What's Poppin' Thegronis?I just wanted to send out this brief message to give everyone an overview as to what's happening in November regarding Apple's decision to become The Ted Empire.Here's What's Happening:Starting in November, Apple is going to start jacking up the price...
Chapter 40: Romney for America
(Public Release 11/12/24)“If we were forced to pinpoint a year, 2012 appears to be a good choice for when the modern world was invented, and we’ve been living in it now for a little over a decade.”-Erik HoelCast:Gloria - Siouxsie SuarezCaspar - Joe FisherAva - Finlay StevensonLeif - Tom Moorma...
"Drops" Temporarily Dropped.
Hi everyone.You may have noticed that Patreon decided to have itself a bit of a fit this morning. Sorry about that. Patreon is making some changes to their back end that apparently made things go haywire. This, of course, made me want to make some changes to their "back end" with this big bo...
Welcome to the Horizon Part 7: Double Deidre
"It really was a nice night..."Cast:Benjamin Burdick as FrankCat Blackard as VergeMelody Bridges as JuneJessica Mudd as Edgy SteveKeith Cable as Flat DougTina Case as DeidreCamille Smicker as TrinkettJoe Fisher as EldinWritten and Directed by Joe FisherProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Steve...
Chapter 39: The Interrodrome!
"You have no idea... Dr. Maddox."Cast:Finlay Stevenson as AvaMichael Divinski as RigoSean Howard as DierntsJulie Cowden Starbird as EffieNeal Starbird as ZebulonSara Wile, Matt Roen, and Xen of Third Person as The ShimislidShelly Darrington as LibuzaJessica Morris as KaziAubrey Ferguson as T...
WRONG TIME!
Hello Kids.For some reason the email alert that went out for our next episode had the wrong time on it.To clear up any confusion the next episode comes out on Saturday at 6PM PT.The time is correct on our Patreon page but not in your email.Sorry for any confusion.-j
Hwat?! Hweekly!! Episode 1!
Here's what I love about Finlay: She's a very cautious person, but then every once and a while she throws a curve ball at me. We were testing a new show idea over the weekend and when we listened to the test episode to see how we felt she said:"Let's do it!""When?""Mo...
Welcome to the Horizon Part 6: Back to the Black
-Content Warning: Episode contains Violence.-“I have no idea what this place is.”Cast:Cat Blackard as VergeTina Case as DeidreJoe Fisher as EldinTomi Zandshtein as The AcolytesWritten and Directed by Joe FisherProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonTheme Music by Ian Ferguson“The Sheliak...
An Unusual Amount of Declined Payments. Teds to Blame?
Hi everyone.We're picking up an unusual amount of declined payments on the Patreon right now, to the point where it's looking like there's an error in the system somewhere. Either that or about twenty of y'all all had the same expiration date on your credit cards.Will everyone please...
Chapter 38: Welcome to the Triad
"What's the crime before the crime?"Cast: Lauren Grace Thompson as BertBert Finlay Stevenson as Alice Shelly Darrington as Libuza Jessica Morris as Kazi Neal Starbird as Dez Cat Blackard as VergeDr. Punt Gusher as Ted Officer and Sven the Unlikely Aubrey Ferguson as Teta ...
Apple Goes Full Ted Empire
Hi Everyone,There's some news from Patreon this morning and it's so sucky and depressing but let me some it up:If you are already a subscriber: You're fine. Nothing changes. Your subscription price is not going up.If you are not a subscriber: Starting in November, Patreon will be forced ...
Welcome to the Horizon Part 5: Trinkett's Trip
"What I see will depend on what I'm seeking."Starring:Benjamin Burdick as FrankMelody Bridges as JuneTina Case as DeidreCamille Smicker as TrinkettKeith Cable as Flat DougCat Blackard as VergeJessica Mudd as Edgy SteveWritten and Directed by Joe FisherProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay St...
Chapter 37: The Paradise
"Not just a theory of everything..."Gloria - Siouxsie SuarezCaspar - Joe FisherAva - Finlay StevensonZebulon Mucklewain - Neal StarbirdEffie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-StarbirdLeif(s) - Tom MoormanGuest Starring:Lauren LeBlanc as MargueriteAleisha Force as Polly JeanLindsay Bowen as Jeremiah ...
Welcome to the Horizon Part 4: The Recluse
"That is the Space Foot."Cast:Benjamin Burdick as FrankMelody Bridges as JuneCamille Smicker as TrinkettKeith Cable as Flat DougCat Blackard as VergeWritten and Directed by Joe FisherProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic by Ian FergusonArt by Existentially Exhausted BeanPagan morn...
Chapter 36: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
"Total Atomic Breakdown" sounds bad.Cast:Gloria - Siouxsie SuarezCaspar - Joe FisherAva - Finlay StevensonZebulon Mucklewain - Neal StarbirdEffie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-StarbirdLeif - Tom MoormanGuest Starring:Quintin Jones, Jr. as DavidTim Lounibos as Kyle Perrino from DARPAMad Maddox as...
Welcome to the Horizon Part 3: The Wayfaring Stranger.
"... Something in the sky..."Cast:Benjamin Burdick as FrankMelody Bridges as JuneCat Blackard as VergeTina Case as DiedreCamille Smicker as TrinkettWritten and Directed by Joe FisherProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonMusic by Ian FergusonArt by Existentially Exhausted BeanAdditional ...
Chapter 35: Sheep?
Getting to know you, getting to know all about you.Cast:Gloria - Siouxsie SuarezCaspar - Joe FisherAva - Finlay StevensonZebulon Mucklewain - Neal StarbirdEffie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-StarbirdLeif - Tom MoormanGuest Starring:Quintin Jones, Jr. as DavidMoniqua Plante as FranTim Lounibos as Kyle Pe...
I Played D&D, Lol.
What's Poppin' Thegronies?I hope everyone is enjoying Season 4! We've got a new episode coming up the evening of the 14th and we can't wait for you to hear it. If you're still not on our subscriber-only discord, do consider stopping by for "Night Breakfast" where we live-...
Welcome to the Horizon Part 2: Rambo
Have you seen this dog?Cast:Benjamin Burdick as FrankMelody Bridges as JuneCat Blackard as VergeTina Case as DiedreKeith Cable as Flat DougJessica Mudd as Edgy SteveCooper Shaw as CelesteCamille Smicker as Trinkett CoraleeWritten and Directed by Joe FisherProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay StevensonT...
Chapter 34: Three Sisters
"We make the world, Caspar."Starring:Caspar - Joe FisherZebulon Mucklewain - Neal StarbirdEffie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-StarbirdGuest Starring:Jessica Morris as KaziAubrey Ferguson as TetaShelly Darrington as LibuzaWritten and Directed by Joe FisherProduced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevens...
