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Dead and Horny Ch. 36 files
Hi, all!Here are your yum yums. I don't have anything clever to say today. Dead and Horny 2 Hardcovers will be in the Wet Leaf Press store very soon. Thanksgiving week, the big bundle of ebooks will be 20 bucks!
Dead and Horny Ch. 36
Hi, all!Wow, what a fucking
November Newsletter 2025 (How is it November?!?)
Hi, all!Holy shit, I feel like I'm throwing a thousand-yard stare at the finish line of the year, and did not meet my own expectations. Maybe my New Year's resolution needs to be something more profound than "stop eating so much candy, fat-ass." (This wasn't my actual resolution,...
Dead and Horny Ch. 35 files
Ah, you must be the people who have come to our house for trick or treating!This year, I am handing out homemade tea bags. There's a particularly good chamomile in there for those of you lucky to receive it. Some of these are caffeinated while others are not. That's the trick!Happy Halloween...
Dead and Horny Ch. 35
Hi, all!Hot damn, I am slid
Dead and Horny Ch. 34 files
No clever post from me today. I am creatively tapped out , sorry friends.Some good stuff, though! Busy month as always. I wrapped up my portion of King of the Fae Islands, which will come out next month. We hit a pre-order bonus, so here's the alt cover for you all to gander at:Book 8 is with th...
Dead and Horny Ch. 34
Hi, all!Busy month as always. I wrapped up my portion of King of the Fae Islands, which will come out next month. We hit a pre-order bonus, so here's the alt cover for you all to gander at:Book 8 is with the editor. I'm hoping for a January release. The audiobook team will get it shortly aft...
October 2025 Newsletter + Audiobook + Preorder!
Hi, all!With the bittersweet departure of summer (fuck you, allergies) and the chill, calming onset of autumn (fuck you, leaves!) we step firmly into spooky month season, one of my favorite times of the year.It's not just the promise of Halloween, candy, or pumpkin spice that calls me. It isn...
Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 136 files
Hi.My name is Paige. It is my first day at the Library. It is my first time on the internet. It is interesting. I'm not supposed to use the google. I like pushing these buttons and seeing my words appear. It is more fun than writing.My job is to give you these papers. They are not real. It is a ...
Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 136
Hi, all!Hot fucking damn, w
Dead and Horny Ch. 33 files
Hi, this is Ingrid's phone, don't bother leaving a message, because I'm probably dead.Oh, and somehow I can send files from my voicemail, so you probably want these.
Dead and Horny Ch. 33
Hi, all!This is about a wee
King of the Fae Islands Preview (Limited Edition Post!)
Hi, all! As explained in the newsletter, this is a teaser you can download and read, but I will be deleting it prior to the book's release to avoid KU violations. If you enjoy these opening chapters, you will certainly enjoy the rest of the story. Also, you aren't being charged for this even...
September Newsletter (Rewards + Collab Announcement!)
Hi, all!It's that time of month again, where I drop some news on you and then bolt.Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This process is not automated, so if you think I missed you...
Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 135 files
Hi, all! No special guests today, because I need to drop these and go take a damned nap.This chapter is just a bit longer than the others. Please plan bathroom breaks accordingly.
Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 135
Hi, all!Only one chapter le
Dead and Horny Ch. 32 files
Hi there!My name is Aurora, I'm temporarily in charge of book distribution. Hey, before you take these, I just wanted to remind you that Hawthorne released Master Class 6 and Fertile Valley 3 on Audible this month! You can also find Healer's Journey 2 over in the new book section.We have no ...
Dead and Horny Ch. 32
Hi, all! School is back in session which me
Patreon Newsletter Aug 2025 (Preorders, Rewards, and More!)
Hi, all!It's August somehow, and I am on the home stretch of summer break with the family. Let's give you some updates, but first!Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This pro...
Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 134 files
Ratu here. Figured I would do something during this book other than be a wallflower. Had my big moment last book, though. Perhaps I'll wait until my time comes again.Now to get back to studying these weird statues.
Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 134
Hi all! Annabelle Hawthorne has returned fr
July Rewards + New books!
Hi, all!I'm taking a break from watching the next generation of Hawthornes to drop some rewards and some book releases on you all!First thing's first: the Rewards post!Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you ...
Dead and Horny Ch. 31 files
It's me. Jenny.I'm the star of this month's chapter. You should read it if you don't want to be turned inside out. You should also buy Halls of Magic 3 or I'll turn you inside out. And preorder Master Class 6 or I'll turn you inside out. I've been practicing with socks.No...
Dead and Horny Ch. 31
Hi, all!With June now wrapp
Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 133 files
Good morning class, my name is Serra and it's time to Wake Up and Jam!Wait a second, you don't look like you're ready to work out. You haven't even stretched yet, I can tell! It almost looks like you were just sitting down to read or something.Speaking of reading, there's a new b...
Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 133
Hi, all!Annabelle Hawthorne
June 2025 Newsletter! Prizes inside! (BIG STUFF)
Hi, all!Damn, this is gonna be a spicy newsletter. It comes with a video, a Patreon announcement, AND a special sneak peak of Halls 3!Where to begin? How about the basic shit!Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you a...
Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 132 files
I AM DI, MISTRESS OF EARTH AND FIRE. CONQUEROR OF NATIONS. DELIVERER OF...WHAT IS A PIDDIF?
Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 132
Hi, all!This month has been
A New Master Caretaker has Appeared!
It's time to feel the heat!When I asked Belly97 who they wanted to represent them in the Halls, they said "Who the hell are you and why are you in my closet?!?"After we explained everything to the police, Belly97 said there was only character who would fit the bill: Di, the Earth Dragon....
