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Dignity and Desperation Part 3: No More Words - M4A
The dreamy night you've shared together has been shattered by the storm. Sir Francis is out there somewhere, and you go chasing after him... into the torrent itself.
2022 Patreon Anniversary Q&A
Hey remember this thing that I totally remembered to post? Me too. Here is the very silly and fun Q&A hosted by the lovely Bella in celebration of 2 years of this Patreon! πβ¨π
December Birthdays!!!
Happy Birthday wonderful December babies! I hope you all have a fantastic birthday. You deserve nothing less! π₯³ππππβ¨
Ramble - November 28th, 2022
Talking about the week and what I'm up to (all over some fun beats that you'd hear in that new grocery store down the street that tries really really REALLY hard to be cool but you know it's just a corporate environment gimmick to appeal to younger people rather than actually be a decent...
Anomaly Acquisitions: The Case Files - Bishop
Name: Ian BishopAnomaly Designation: Lycanthrope (Shade Werewolf)Anomalous Properties: Humanoid with Latent Lycanthropy. Genetic suppression used to keep original bestial form in check. Originally from the Shade. Emanates trace amounts of Shade energy (similar issue to Fae energy and physical intera...
Earthblood Delayed
It's a good thing I have more than one brain cell so I'd notice that I was working off of the episode details for the opposite choice from the one you all have voted on, and totally wouldn't need to rewrite the whole goddamn episode because it takes place in the wrong timeline. Yeah. Tha...
December Birthdays!!
Hello lovely peoples! The first of the winter months is nearly upon us, as is the singing and celebrating to follow for the birthdays!! Let me know if you'd like your name included in the birthday singing for December! π₯°π₯³
Anomaly Acquisitions: The Case Files - Orange
Name: Orange (Edit: Guy)Anomaly Designation: ColorAnomalous Properties: Humanoid clone with latent lycanthropy. One of the primary generation of Colors. No other notable anomalous properties.AA Status: Field Team Strategy and Administration OfficerInterview:-Interviewer: Could you please state your ...
Ramble - November 21st, 2022
Talking about what I've been up to and what I'll be up to this week (all over some chill beats you'd hear at a Friendsgiving party with your besties where everyone is having a great time and you're never running out of buttery mashed potatoes, cuz I'm a slut for some chill beats ...
Dignity and Desperation Part 2: Surrender - M4A
The storm has returned, bringing great rain and vicious winds to your estate. Your mother has offered Sir Francis a room across the manor for the evening to assure his safety this night. He is not prepared for the storm of another kind that you bring to his door...
Ramble - November 14th, 2022
Talking about my week and what I'm up to (all over some chill beats you'd hear on the old radio at your favorite hangout spot down the street where you and your friends meet up to share the new poems and drawings and short stories you've created for this week's session, cuz I'm a...
Anomaly Acquisitions: The Case Files - Dain
Name: DainAnomaly Designation: Fae Folk (Unsure exact species. Subject is uncooperative in this regard.)Anomalous Properties: Short humanoid with pointy ears. Emanates and is able to control an aura of Fae energy, typical of previous encounters with various Faerie species. Fae energy seems to be inh...
Earthblood - Crossroads 10
The Spirits. The ceremony. The attack. The tree. The Shore Lands. Your very nature. There's so much to think about. So much to process.Lorta's words echo in your ears, a low hum of meaning and worry. Nelo gently squeezes your hand in his sleep, his breath slow and steady. The creak of the wo...
Candlelight - M4A
You find him snuggled up on the couch with the dog, a pair of wood wick candles flickering on the table. Another late, chilly night of talking life awaits.*Early Access to next Monday's Reddit post!
Earthblood Episode 10: ... and Into the Water - M4A
The steel beast corrals you towards the beach, the warm sand under your feet almost comforting you against the brisk ocean air. Kheen steps proudly, Nelo in tow, as he takes you towards a large wooden cage. It is well kept, and out of reach of the tide, but a cage nonetheless. You feel a pang of fea...
Ramble - November 7th, 2022
Talking about my weekend, a new style of content for the YouTubes, and what I'll be up to this week (all over some beats you'd listen to in your brand new bass-boosted headphones while you walk down the autumn streets downtown to go get your favorite warm seasonal drink, cuz I'm a slut f...
Anomaly Acquisitions: The Case Files - Henry
Name: HenryAnomaly Designation: MothmanAnomalous Properties: Biform, Shape-changing Humanoid. In one form appearing Human, going by the name Henry. In the other form bipedal, winged, hair covered, protruding antennae, and with large red eyes. Hypersensitive to a wide range of audio frequency above a...
Dignity and Desperation Part 1 - M4A
Sir Francis of Enerford. A reserved and self-reliant man. Handsome, but distant. Polite, but painfully so. His studies under your mother have given you ample time to try and get close with him. He however has been closed off from your advances, however friendly and mundane. After a session with your...
November Birthdays!
Happy Birthday you wonderful November babies! I hope your month is not too cold, and full of as much delicious food as you could possibly want. π₯°ππ₯³β¨ππππ
Earthblood - Crossroads 9
The Shorelanders hedge you in on either side, corralling you down the narrow cliffside path. You trip on some loose gravel, and fall to your knees. Kheen smiles, his teeth flashing in the morning sunlight. He holds out his hand, offering you help along. Nelo takes his hand and pushes his way between...
Ramble - October 31st, 2022 π
Talking about moving back to MN, and what I'm up to (all over the sick ass beats that Pumpkin Paul decided to put on for his annual Halloween Spooktacular which you got invited to cuz only the coolest cats in town do, cuz I'm a slut for sick ass beats that Pumpkin Paul decided to put on for ...
A Little Halloween Treat - M4A
In another reality, adults go Trick or Treating and get some lovely surprises...Just a fun little treat for all of you wonderful peoples. I hope you all have a wonderful spooky season, and a Happy Halloween to those who celebrate!(Also, a special little treat in here for the sillybutts.)
You're the CEO, but You Weren't Always on Top - M4F/TF/NB
Your birthday is fast approaching, and you just have to know what your husband got you. When he finds you in the bedroom things get spicy, and you reminisce about how you two met...*Early Access to next Monday's Reddit post!
Earthblood Episode 9: Out of the Frying Pan... - M4A
Power. Overwhelming power. Yet it is not your own. It is merely flowing through you. A conduit. A Beacon.*This one gets pretty loud at various times. Please be aware π
The Strange Confrontation of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde - M4F/TF/NB
You return from your trip to the market, fresh ingredients in tow, to find the doctor and his alter ego in heated battle for their very body... and yours.*Early Access to next Monday's Reddit Post!! Halloweeeeeeen!!! π
November Birthdays!!!
November is fast approaching!!! If any November babies want to have their name included in the birthday singing, let me know below!!! π₯³πβ¨
Anomaly Analysis - Epilogue
Behind the Scenes and Q&A for "One Last Field Mission." Recorded live in the Discord server.The end of an era. Thank you all so much for everything. This series was one of the most incredible experiences of my life. I cannot express how grateful I am that your support led me to it, and how m...
Anomaly Acquisitions: The Case Files - Andoni
Name: AndoniAnomaly Designation: MermanAnomalous Properties: Humanoid shape with aquatic traits. Gills, two pairs of specialized lungs (one for air and one for water), webbed fingers and toes to aid in swimming. Prehensile tongue (unsure of origin or if naturally occurring. Needs further study). Lik...
Ramble - October 24th, 2022
Talking with you about your week and mine (all over some beats you'd hear walking along the simulated beach on Deck A5 next to that really cool little shop where that Quaoxionite gives away free Blornsoms, cuz I'm a slut for some beats you'd hear walking along the simulated beach on Deck...
The Kinked Man - M4A
You and your best friend are crazy about internet horror stories, creepypastas, and cryptids. Your friend found one that they're convinced is real. Given what the story says he'll do, you really hope he is...
