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Anomaly Acquisitions: The Case Files - Dain
🕑 Added 2022-11-14 21:26:09 +0000 UTCName: Dain
Anomaly Designation: Fae Folk (Unsure exact species. Subject is uncooperative in this regard.)
Anomalous Properties: Short humanoid with pointy ears. Emanates and is able to control an aura of Fae energy, typical of previous encounters with various Faerie species. Fae energy seems to be inherently disruptive to electronics and machinery. It is theorized that the nuclear forces are altered somehow, or function slightly differently in the Fae realm, and as such Fae physiology is somewhat incompatible with certain physical laws here.
AA Status: Member of the Anomaly Council. Emissary to the Shade.
Interview:
-Interviewer: Did someone fuck up my schedule? I was supposed to meet with the Fae man today.
-Dain: No, I'm here. Just don't wanna be on camera.
-Interviewer: I... where- that was part of the agreement you made for this interview.
-Dain: No it wasn't.
-Interviewer: Yes, it was. I have it in writing here on-
[Static]
-Interviewer: [Sigh] Alright, fine. Can we record audio at least or should we just count this as a wash and you can go on your way?
-Dain: That was an option?
[Door opens and closes]
-Interviewer: I- wait... fuck.
Interview End
Comments
Carrie
Oh Dain.. our lovable shit head 😌. Thx 💞
Mouse
Pfffffttt
jacijoan
Omfg this is so perfect I love it
sarahgrin
[snort-laugh]
