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62. Rough Stuff: Katy Stoll

Stollhouse herself joins hosts Bridgett and Sarah to expound upon being the skinniest kid in fat camp (even though it's a class, not a camp), and revel in the reliably embarrassing world of High School musical theater.Rough Stuff on Twitter.

61. Tales from the Pit: Jane, Get Me Off This Crazy Thing! (Feat. Tom Reimann)

Tom Reimann of Gamefully Unemployed ventures to the deepest levels of the Pit, to help Swaim make some sense of the pains, absences, and stresses that sometimes make self-annihilation seem pretty damn appealing. That's right; it's the suicide episode. Tread softly and be brave. You are loved...

Where the Stuffs?

We missed a couple posts over the last three days. Sorry. Mike have flu. Stuff come back as soon as Mike not. Have it. Flu. To tide you over, here’s a list of all the pods we got taped last week, coming soon to Beanfields near you!Frame Rates: Maverick and Mars Attacks with DOB, Princess Mononoke ...

60. Disney Owns You: Marvel Studios

Episode 3 of 6.Starring Dylan John Seaton, Katy Stoll, and Michael Swaim. Shot by Michael Cox. Written by Michael Swaim. Directed and Edited by Abe Epperson.Dylan on Twitter.

Own a Piece of Small Beans Herstory!

Hey, Michael here! As you're no doubt aware, the Jim Henson Company episode of Disney Owns You is OUT and WATCHABLE and kinda FUNNY, even, if you squint.The unquestioned star of the episode, Muppet Fuckin Mcgee (pictured above expressing his feelings for you) was constructed at great expense (ab...

58. Disney Owns You: Jim Henson Company

Episode 2 of 6.Starring Katy Stoll, and Michael Swaim. Shot by Michael Cox. Written by Michael Swaim. Directed and Edited by Abe Epperson.Katy on Twitter.

57. Pop Culture Petri Dish: Fightbots and Skynets, Oh My!

This week in the Dish, the boys talk about cybertronic super-soldiers, the coming technological singularity, and little tiny Wall-E's that eat your blood. Sweet dreams!Abe on Twitter.Cristian on Twitter.

56. Frame Rate: Magnolia (Feat. Robert Evans)

Robert Evans helps Abe and Mike wrap their heads around PTA's epic masterpiece, Magnolia, in all of its 3-hour glory. Get ready tounderstand everything about everything, buttholes.Robert on Twitter, buttholes.

Farewell, Art Bell

In honor of Art Bell's passing--R.I.P. (Rest in Pa

55. Bonus Beans: George Lucas Names Star Wars Characters

Cody Johnston improvises a series of Star Wars character names for the Disney Owns You: Lucasfilm sketch.Even More News on Patreon.Cody on Twitter.

54. Rough Stuff: Greg Burke

Greg Burke drops in to chat with Sarah and Bridgett about their (and others') most embarrassing moments, including #DadFarts, shirtless child wrestling, and the time he tried to get the coolest kid in school to explore his secret passage.Greg on Twitter. Greg's sketch troupe.Rough Stuff on T...

53. Disney Owns You: Lucasfilm

Episode 1 of 6.Starring Cody Johnston, Katy Stoll, and Michael Swaim. Shot by Michael Cox. Directed and Edited by Abe Epperson.Cody on Patreon. And Twitter.Katy on Twitter.

We finally did it. Patreon/Discord is finally working.

Jeez, this has been awkward. Patreon finally did their 1's and 0's and beep bop boop, and I'm happy to inform you that we have gotten the Patreon rewards working for our Discord community. We fixed the issue with people not getting the Small Beans role. If you're pledging but still n...

Refrying the Beans (NEW POSTING SCHEDULE)

Yo.Yoyoyoyoyoyo to you all, and I hope your evenings are shaping up to be robust and distinguished. May particular events unfold that you will later recall.ANYWHO, as discussed in the most recent Extree! Extree!, we have moved into the realm of video in a bigger way recently, and also taken several ...

We've Reached Our Webseries Goal!

Hey gang, thank you so much for your help in watering the Beans of Success and achieving the Beans of Fruition. We make a lot of bean references here. You'll get used to it. Bean.As you can see in the left rail, we have just REACHED our latest goal of 8k, which was designed to fund a high-qualit...

51. Extree! Extree! - 4/7/18

Michael and Jonny bring you the news of the week, both Small Beans and otherwise.Music by Chris Corlew.Artwork by Michael Vincent Bramley.

50. Pop Culture Petri Dish: Where Have All The Gleeb-Glops Gone?

Join Cristian and Abe for your regularly-scheduled update on science news and pop culture. This episode, the petri dish is alive with gleep-glops, and you'll have to listen to find out what that means.Abe on Twitter.Cristian on Twitter.

49. Frame Rate: Ocean's 11 (Feat. Katy Stoll)

Katy "Mink" Stoll joins the Frame Rate boys to dissect the Ocean's X franchise, and Michael dates the episode by making some Black Panther predictions that turned out to be wildly inaccurate.

Unpopular Opinion: The War on Kratom

Adam and Brett welcome returning guest Michael Swaim and first time guest Marina Reimann to discuss the FDA's shady war on Kratom.

48. Rough Stuff: Michael Swaim

Some Wheezy Asshole Imitating Michael joins hosts Sarah Griffith and Bridgett Greenberg to discuss a cavalcade of fluid-related embarrassments from childhood.Rough Stuff on Twitter.

We Shot A Thing This Weekend!

I just want to say to all our beans: Thank you. We haven't been on a real set for about 6 months and it really felt good to finally be back in the saddle. I mentioned to Mike that as soon as I said "roll sound, roll camera" I felt a kind of cathartic release. It's like I had been abs...

46. Pop Culture Petri Dish: Genetic Engineering, Ethics, and A.I.ristotle

In this week's PCPD, Abe and Cristian dive into a variety of science developments and compare them to stupid movies to make life sensible for themselves.Cristian on Twitter.Abe on Twitter.Artwork by Michael Vincent Bramley.Music by Abe Epperson.

...and Introducing: Muppet Fuckin McGee

It took two and a half days and I'm covered in tiny burns and cuts, but I have completed construction on the latest Small Beans character, Muppet Fuckin McGee.This sour customer is Jim Henson Company's legal counsel in their buyout negotiations with Disney Corporation. You will soon be able ...

Unpopular Opinion: New California

Adam and Brett welcome Small Beans Podcast Network founder Michael Swaim to talk about the most recent efforts break the great state of California into two states, one probably less great than the other.

45. Frame Rate: Starship Troopers (Feat. David Bell)

Gamefully Unemployed's own David Christopher Bell kindly stops in to explain why Starship Troopers actually doesn't suck if you understand satire, ya dope.David on Twitter.Gamefully Unemployed on Twitter. And Patreon.

Big Trouble in Tangoyand Cashia, Ep. 4

The Jaws: The Revenge of D&D podcast installments. This episode, we ruin religion.

44. Tales from the Pit: Pair, Entrapped (Feat. Cristian Ramirez)

Pop Culture Petri Dish co-host and all around Big Bean Cristian Ramirez joins Mike in the pit to discuss parents, how they shape us (and don't), and tell some hilarious stories about coyotes and raccoons.Cristian on Twitter.

42. Rough Stuff: Maggie Mae Fish

In the premiere episode of Rough Stuff, co-hosts Bridgett Greenberg and Sarah Griffith invite Maggie Mae Fish to relive the humility of High School, the problems with puberty, and the rough of it all.Shit. Gets. Embarrassing. But not for you!Maggie on Twitter. And Patreon.Bridgett on Twitter.Sarah o...

Big Trouble in Tangoyand Cashia, Ep. 3

The Return of the Jedi of D&D podcast installments.Believe it or not, my character has a totally consistent and fascinating backstory. Can't wait for someone to ask me about it in-game!