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DEATH CHAT 500 has DESTROYED YouTube
We may be running a little late thanks to our (successful) battle against youtube elites, but we will be here, at or around 5pm PST talking:Getting bossed around at the millionaire old folks' homeResponses to the AOC / Matt Gaetz anti-congress stock trading billPopular and very MDC baby names in...
As an elder, I must warn you that gym instructors are replacing us!
This week we briefly address the psychopathic right wing response to Jordan Neely's killing on a New York subway before we shift gears to a pressing question every man must ask himself: is someone else stretching out and warming up your wife?Also: In honor of his coronation, we examine some trul...
The Ballad of Tony Zorc
Today we talk about the depressing Guardians of the Galaxy movie and take a look at an Independent, musical candidate for president.Music:Tropical Fuck Storm - 1983Join us live for DEATH CHAT 500 every Saturday at 5pm PST at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
DEATH CHAT 500 - Let's Get Zorc'd (05/06/23)
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You can go fuck yourselves. I see your hateful comments. Big weather change next week.
TODAY: we address critiques of the Writer's Guild strike: will shutting down TV production lead to mass mental health crises? Will the end of scripted television lead to a glorious leftist revolution? Will the writers’ strike give actually talented people such as verified twitter users a chanc...
I get these "are you gay" quizzes that show up as ads in the upper right all the time when on YouTube.
Today Amber Rollo and Rax King of the Low Culture Boil podcast join us to talk about the war on Mother’s Day emails. NOT. ENOUGH. EMAILS.Plus: getting catcalled while pregnant, the stereotype of girls and women doing things “for attention,” and the right confusing a fairly basic marketing tact...
By the way sweet-toots, I was only sitting a few rows behind you at a Final Four Basketball game about six years ago - DEATH CHAT 500 (04/29/23)
Audio from yesterday's DEATH CHAT 500 livestreamWatch video of the finished livestream here: https://youtube.com/live/xakqAresMN0It’s the triumphant return of power-poster McB as we read LIVE from previously unreleased chapters of his magnum opus: Gents, Let’s Talk About Feminist.For newer l...
DEATH CHAT 500 - 04/29/23
It’s the triumphant return of power-poster McB as we read LIVE from previously unreleased chapters of his magnum opus: Gents, Let’s Talk About Feminist.
TODAY on DEATH CHAT 500
It’s the triumphant return of power-poster McB as we read LIVE from previously unreleased chapters of his magnum opus: Gents, Let’s Talk About Feminist. Visit Patreon.com/miniondeathcult at 5pm PST to access the livestream. For newer listeners: McB is a Floridian menswear shop owner and a one-ma...
Divorce happens. It doesn't even sound like it was his choice.
Today we cover the feuds between Stephen Crowder and Candace Owens and Stephen Crowder and his own wife, who filed for divorce without his consent??We take the opportunity to peruse the weird freaks picking sides in the right wing media civil warand Tucker Carlson is fired from Fox News but moves on...
I'm gonna coin the term "Christophobia" The definition is "reddit.com" - DEATH CHAT 500 (04/23/23)
This week a man pulls a gun on a clerk at a closed deli counter to make him sell meatA new meme policeman pops up to whip the godless leftists of Reddit into shapeand we don our tactical kilts to present the 2007 photobook "Gun Owners of America"Music: PJ Harvey - Big Exit
No I didnt pay for Twitter. I paid for free speech. I paid for 1776 to commence.
This week we catch up on a couple recent stories, with the Supreme Court ruling in favor of the continued sale of an abortion pill (not without some grousing from Alito)and the Creek Karen's marine brother writes beautiful poetry honoring the young woman's fight against public access to wate...
DEATH CHAT 500 - 04/23/23
Man pulls gun on grocery worker to reopen closed meat departmentwe find a twitter account dedicated to policing Reddit commentsand a coffee table book called "Armed America" showcasing some very interesting gun-loving americans
Sad But True (Bounce, Bounce) - DEATH CHAT 500 (04/16/23)
Sorry for the delay, folks. Here's the audio from last week's DEATH CHAT where we're talking the 2003 Metallica Icons MTV event, in which the most talented and illustrious performers (Staind, Sum 41) came together to honor the butt rock legends.We also dip into the Aerosmith MTV Icons sh...
DEATH CHAT 500 will be on SUNDAY again this week
Hey folksAlex hereDeath Chat 500 will be on Sunday at 5pm PST because I have plumbers at my house 👍 see you then
I remember the big dreams I had as a little girl to own mountain land with water on it
Today I break the bad news to Tony: no bonuses this year for the company (him)and we discover a tik tok bear boss dog mama who is sick of the low-key creepy community that wants to continue using the creek on the land she just bought… and decides to fight backAlso: A Texas ruling threatens to take...
"I am a racist"
You know it's a good title when I have to put quotation marks around it.This week we study with horror two extremely Facebook men. The first is a TPUSA reverend who records himself berating LEGO store employees with graphic sexual acts after seeing their pride pinsThe second is Daniel Perry, con...
DEATH CHAT 500 - 04/16/23
Join us as we go through the cavalcade of covers performed at Metallica’s 2003 MTV Icons celebrationListen to Metallica songs as they were always meant to be heard: performed by Sum 41, Staind, Avril Lavigne, Snoop Dogg, Korn, and Limp Bizkit.Also, Metalcore country music, an NYFD hockey team memb...
DEATH CHAT 500 Happening TODAY at 4pm PST
Hey Folks! We’ll be live here at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult TODAY at 4pm PSTJoin us as we go through the cavalcade of covers performed at Metallica’s 2003 MTV Icons celebrationListen to Metallica songs as they were always meant to be heard: performed by Sum 41, Staind, Avril Lavigne, Snoop Dogg...
So it's a crime to have a disease now?
TODAY: Tony gets embarrassed by a young Hot Topic employee, which leads us down a Metallica rabbit holeand Alex continues to connect the dots between upper body strength and successful crisis managementAlso: a plucky tech-trepreneur disrupts San Francisco with bite-size tutorials on how to boil wate...
Chicago will become one of many literal hunger games killizones for homeless, poor, fatherless, uneducated, lawless, addicted victims of Democrat ghetto vote slavery policies.
Today we we check in with the Chicago Police to see if they followed through on their dramatic threats since the election of left-leaning mayor Brandon Johnson.We cover the "colorful" head of the police union making these threats and other bizarre statements on facebook, and see how the New ...
Last Responders Ep0401 - Honor Dogs revere first responders
This week Last Responders returns with repeat guest Ani to discuss the Season 4 premier of 911: Lonestar.Multiple biblical storms plague a pastor father and daughter as the crew tries tor rescue a young cassanova trapped in a flying, melted porta potty.And Rob Lowe accidentally joins a white nationa...
DEATH CHAT 500 x LAST RESPONDERS
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Last Responders returns today on DEATH CHAT 500
Today we (along with a special guest) will be bringing you an episode of Last Responders, Tony's miniseries about the woke firefighters, gay cops, and horrific bodily injuries of Fox's 911 and 911: LonestarWe'll be covering the season 4 premier, which is available on Hulu or a Fox app I ...
California cops' socialist instincts overpower their hippie vegan beliefs
Today we briefly cover the Bud Light boycott before moving onto the more important topics of which Bud beers are good, and the beautiful story of San Francisco Gay Bars organizing with the Teamsters in the 70's.Also: California Sheriffs travel 500 miles to seize a 9 year-old's goat when she ...
About halfway through packing orders
Still waiting on hats, but I have about 100 shirt-and-sticker-only orders packed. If I get through all these no-hat orders before I receive the hats, I’ll ship them out first. It may present a bit of a logistical challenge to segregate shipping labels but I wanna get these to you folks ASAP. Stay ...
We are living through the darkest chapter in American history
Folks, we got him. The Eagle is down. I repeat, the Eagle is down.We examine the multifaceted response to the Trump indictment: Cope, Mope, and the Day of the RopeAlso, Mitt Romney and Starbucks founder Howard Schultz take to the senate to inform the puiblic of what's best for the American worke...
THE OBAMA'S SCREENSAVER (Death Chat 500 - 4/1/23)
This week we: catch AFROMAN red-handed-Discover the female version of the pop punk voice-Report back from SNOWFLAKEPALOOZA MEME VAULT AND LIBTARD MEMETOPIA with a fine selection of memes-and check in with how the anti-woke takeover of Disneyworld Florida is going (not good!)Join us live for DEATH CH...
DEATH CHAT 04/01/23 Take 2
AFROMAN CAUGHT RED-HANDEDFEMALE POP PUNK VOICEDISPATCHES FROM SNOWFLAKEPALOOZA MEME VAULT ANDLIBTARD MEMETOPIA
Free school lunches. This is the socialism the Amerikan Republic wanted
This week we do pop punk voice for a bit and listen to a Billy Joe Armstrong meltdown before diving into the very bad discourse around yet another school shootingAlso, a young wealthy couple sets a prime example of Bad Landlords when they buy up an entire Welsh village and raise rents by 60% and we ...
