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Breakfast breeds arrogence and laziness
🕑 Added 2022-07-22 04:56:49 +0000 UTCThis week we learn why breakfast is one of the worst things you can do to your masculinity
Elon's biggest fans react to his newest batch of shirtless photos
and House Democrats pass a bill to enshrine gay marriage into federal law and the Right Wing is torn between: opposing it on the grounds that Democrats are drama queens, and opposing it because it's a harbinger of the apocalypse
Music:
Sister Nancy - Bam Bam
Helpless - Denied Sale
Protomartyr - Half Sister
Tim Heidecker - Stupid Kid
Comments
Also! Elon's dad is 'ready to donate his sperm to high class women' to 'make more Elons' and I'm ready to leave this timeline.
I was just reading this article about Andrew Tate (ayyy new awful guy dropped) and suddenly I'm reading Justin's post, which is just a rip-off of a Tate IG caption. this guy is the new popular piece of shit you might be hearing about (soon) https://thetab.com/uk/2022/07/21/who-is-andrew-tate-net-worth-age-girlfriend-twitch-big-brother-2016-followers-instagram-podcast-tate-speech-youtube-263363
