Geran 'Gar1onriva' posts
Lord of the Rings: War in the North (First Impressions)
Ben and Jason join me for some officially licensed (but not voiced) LOTR fighting.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran and friends try a co-op hack n slasher set in the Lord of the Rings.
Working on Top 5 Disney Villains
Helllllo RivansTurns out...there are a LOT of Disney films. Might take me a little longer than planned to watch through them and find my Top 5 Villains. I'll also be writing several other Disney-related lists at the time, so that'll be useful for the future.Also, just as a note, I'm limi...
Vanguard Princess (First Impressions)
May have accidentally had the panty-shot DLC on. It was NOT deliberate.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a 2v2 anime girl fighting game.
First Hurdle (Mostly) Cleared
Helllllo RivansAfter announcing my plan to move PokéSins to my website, I've been tight-lipped about WHEN exactly it'll happen. That's because there were a number of technical issues standing between me and that goal, and I didn't want to promise things I might not be able to keep.O...
Video Voting - February '18
Helllllo and welcome to the Patreon Video Vote.How This Works:Listed below are the two separate votes; three options for First Impressions and three for Top 5. All you need to do is comment with your choices listed by preference (1 being the most preferable and 3 being the least). This helps me see ...
Slay the Spire (First Impressions)
You've activated my trap card! Now burn in hell!Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a rougelike card game dungeon crawler in early access.
February '18 $10+ Access
Helllllo Rivans.As I'm sure most of you know, I'm moving the PokéSins series to my website. If you aren't aware of this, go check out my State of the Channel 2018 video.The first step of this move is the Johto episodes. The website isn't ready for the masses yet, but I do plan on up...
HIVESWAP: ACT 1 (First Impressions)
Tap-ballet, the 90s and a weird brother. Oh, and big monsters.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a cute 90s-inspired point 'n' click adventure based on a webcomic he's never heard of.
Post-State of the Channel Patreon Changes
Hey, Rivans.If you haven't seen my State of the Channel video yet, go check that out. It's embedded in the post before this one and it's on my YT, so I advise you watch that before reading this.I outlined my PokéSins plan and those of you who've been reading some recent posts on her...
Gar1onriva's State of the Channel 2018
With the new year comes new plans, new ambitions and new methods of dealing with companies that ignore fair use.This is my State of the Channel video where I talk about where all my series are, where they're going and what comes next.
Staxel (First Impressions) Sapling 1.1.30
Stardew Valley meets Minecraft.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a game new to Steam which has you take over an old farm in a voxel-based world.
A Whopping FIVE PokéSins Blocked
I checked my emails this evening to find that not one, not two, but FIVE episodes of PokéSins have been blocked today. Four happened within the space of half an hour while the fifth happened a little bit later.Let me tell you, I am LIVID. I have had it with ShoPro's passive-aggressive attitude ...
Pro Gamer Manager - Manager Mode (First Impressions)
My own team of ineffectual FPS players.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries another mode in the Game Dev Tycoon rip-off about being a pro e-sports manager.
Pro Gamer Manager (First Impressions)
I've always wanted to play games for a living... Wait...Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a Game Dev Tycoon rip-off about being a pro e-sports player.
Video Voting - January '18
Helllllo and welcome to the Patreon Video Vote.How This Works:Listed below are the two separate votes; three options for First Impressions and three for Top 5. All you need to do is comment with your choices listed by preference (1 being the most preferable and 3 being the least). This helps me see ...
January '18 $10+ Access
All new (and returning) $10+ patrons should find 18 emails with links to the videos in the embedded playlist. Please let me know if you can't view any of the videos in the playlist.Just to remind people, I remove and reissue viewing permissions each month to ensure security. Also linked below is...
Phoning Home (Fourth Impressions)
ANI and the game show their dark sides before we finally leave the desert.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran returns to a survival game about a robot trapped on an unknown alien world.
Patreon Tweaks
Helllllo RivansAs discussion seems to have stopped on the PokéSins Plans post (although it's not too late to catch up or leave thoughts), I thought it safe to move onto the Patreon Tweaks I mentioned in that post.I try not to change things too often on here so you guys have the sense of stabili...
PokéSins Plans
Helllllo Rivans and welcome to 2018! I hope you all had a good New Year and Christmas and are ready to look to the future. I'm confident we can hit the $600 milestone this year and, hopefully, the one or two after that as well.If you've been following my G-Logs on PokéSins for the last few ...
Salt (First Impressions)
You know what happens if you leave a pickaxe in water? It Rusts.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a sailing, exploration game demo.
Patreon Are Idiots Who Listen
This is a follow up to the post I did a few days ago talking about Patreon's planned change to the charging method. They aren't doing it.A LOT of people (including me) signed a petition on change.org, adding to the overwhelming public dislike of the change, so Patreon have agreed to keep the...
December '17 $10+ Access
All new (and returning) $10+ patrons should find 18 emails with links to the videos in the embedded playlist. Please let me know if you can't view any of the videos in the playlist.Just to remind people, I remove and reissue viewing permissions each month to ensure security. Also linked below is...
Bystander (First Impressions)
Checking rules, stamping stamps, getting violations. This is Not Papers, Please.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a 'definitely not a document thriller' early access game.P.S. COMPLETELY forgot to do a cold open for this one.
Patreon Are Idiots
HelloBy now you should all have received an email regarding the changes to Patreon. I glanced over the email and didn't fully understand it, but I found a couple of places where other Patreon creators explain it. I shall explain it to you here and I understand if your reaction will be to cancel ...
Finn & Jake's Epic Quest (First Impressions)
Evil pigs, magic pages and commentary on a children's TV show.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a hack n slash Adventure Time tie-in game.
The Vidme Option
Hey. I've been quiet about progress against ShoPro for a while, but that's because there's no progress to report. This is an annoying fact.Don't take this to mean that I've been doing nothing. I present to you: The Vidme Option! Wow, that name isn't as dramatic as I hoped.Any...
Jalopy (First Impressions)
A beat up car, an oppressive regime and the open road. And a guide who may or may not exist.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a driving sim where you have to maintain the vehicle manually.
Overgrowth (First Impressions)
Kick them until they stop moving. Then keep kicking them. For fun.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a visceral fighting game with anthropomorphic rabbits.
November '17 $10+ Access
All new (and returning) $10+ patrons should find 18 emails with links to the videos in the embedded playlist. Please let me know if you can't view any of the videos in the playlist.Just to remind people, I remove and reissue viewing permissions each month to ensure security. Also linked below is...
Video Voting - November '17
Helllllo and welcome to the Patreon Video Vote.How This Works:Listed below are the two separate votes; three options for First Impressions and three for Top 5. All you need to do is comment with your choices listed by preference (1 being the most preferable and 3 being the least). This helps me see ...
















