Geran 'Gar1onriva' posts
Middle Earth: Shadow of War (First Impressions)
Orc-stabbing and sexy spiders. I'm on board.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries the sequel to the game that out-Assassins Creeded Assassins Creed.
Rick & Morty Top 5 issues
For those who were unaware, Best Things About Rick & Morty won the Top 5 vote for last month, but I've yet to do the video for it. This is for a couple of reasons, but the main one is this... I don't know what to say.I have my Top 5 chosen. I don't think it's a particularly groundbre...
Sonic Generations (First Impressions)
A nostalgia-trip game. Shame I never played them...Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries the game celebrating 20 years of Sonic.
Lacuna Passage (First Impressions)
Surviving on Mars is- WHAT WAS THAT!? A rock... I hope.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries Subnautica on Mars.
BTSF S03E13
Here's the BTSF for last week's episode.For these videos, to ensure exclusivity for you patrons, viewing shall require a password. I will change the password for all of these videos every month.It goes without saying, but DO NOT give this password out. It is for your viewing only and if I fi...
Video Voting - October '17
Helllllo and welcome to the Patreon Video Vote.How This Works:Listed below are the two separate votes; three options for First Impressions and three for Top 5. All you need to do is comment with your choices listed by preference (1 being the most preferable and 3 being the least). This helps me see ...
October '17 $10+ Access
Hey, sorry this post is a week late. Kinda lost track of the date.All new (and returning) $10+ patrons should find 18 emails with links to the videos in the embedded playlist. Just to remind people, I remove and reissue viewing permissions each month to ensure security. Also linked below is the 13th...
A Hat in Time (First Impressions)
Surprise, the 'cute-as-heck' game is cute. Cutest mass murderer ever, in fact.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries an N64-inspired 3D platformer made, mostly, of cuteness.
PokéSins Season 3 Episode 13
Right. Let's give this a go.Embedded you should see a Dailymotion video for the latest Johto episode! I am both excited and nervous to see how this works.For these videos, to ensure exclusivity for you patrons, viewing shall require a password. I will change the password for all of these videos ...
PokéSins S03E13 Update - Surprise In Store
The video will be ready for you guys tomorrow.Just wanted to mention that there's a special little surprise in store in this episode. I've been so excited for it...
Submerged (First Impressions)
I'm good friends with all the wildlife... Except them...Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a 'walking' simulator with beautiful water and views. And a boat. And green creatures.Also never thought I'd have to mention this, but this video was instantly flagged ...
PokéSins S03E13 ALMOST Scripted
Sorry about the delays on this one. The last couple of weeks have been hectic for one reason or another (lots of meetings with Ritual over the Shopro situation haven't helped).Just wanted you guys to know that I've almost finished scripting Johto 13. While I did keep making PokéSins for a w...
Exoplanet: First Contact (First Impressions)
A semi-naked man on an alien planet with a knife. What could go wrong.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries an early access space western survival RPG.
Phoning Home (Third Impressions)
The journey gets dangerous because great monsters inhabit the desert.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran returns to a survival game about a robot trapped on an unknown alien world.
Video Voting - September '17
Helllllo and welcome to the Patreon Video Vote.How This Works:Listed below are the two separate votes; three options for First Impressions and three for Top 5. All you need to do is comment with your choices listed by preference (1 being the most preferable and 3 being the least). This helps me see ...
New $10+ Access & Policy
Welcome to all the new $10+ patrons!My appeal to the viewers has gone well and there are quite a few new faces here this month. Of course we can always do better, so if you like these episodes please preach about them to the other viewers and convince them to pledge too.So everyone with a confirmed ...
Cook, Serve, Delicious! 2!! (First Impressions)
Running a high class restaurant single-handed. Again.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a pre-release build of a cooking/management/typing game.
Illegal Reupload
I didn't think I'd be talking about copyright from the other side any time soon, but here it is.I found out today that one of my current or former $10+ patrons is a fraudster who first posed as a PokeTuber's channel and is currently posing as me. They're using my name and picture and...
Yandere Simulator (First Impressions)
This is what life is like in an anime. No, I mean one of the *weird* ones.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a very early access anime girl stealth game.Yandere Simulator Website: https://yanderesimulator.com/
PokéSins Schedule Changes
I've been having a think about how I'll handle the series when it returns. I dunno if I'll get on the ShoPro whitelist, but either way I plan on making a couple of changes to when I release the episodes.For a start, the 'every 10 days' thing is awkward because it's the only s...
Plantera (First Impressions)
Okay. Cards on the table. I complain a lot in this video.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a...oh god, a clicker? Really?
Plantera (First Impressions)
Okay. Cards on the table. I complain a lot in this video.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a...oh god, a clicker? Really?
Video Voting 2nd Choice
In Case of Emergency, Release Raptor was this month's winner in the First Impressions video vote.Unfortunately, I played 15 minutes of it to find out that it's a completely unfinished, unplayable mess that the devs abandoned after 3 days of sales due to how bad it was. Not even kidding about...
Agents of Mayhem (First Impressions)
What happens if you mix Saints Row, Overwatch and Final Fantasy? This.Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a game that totally isn't Saints Row. Honest.
Video Voting - August '17
Helllllo and welcome to the Patreon Video Vote.How This Works:Listed below are the two separate votes; three options for First Impressions and three for Top 5. All you need to do is comment with your choices listed by preference (1 being the most preferable and 3 being the least). This helps me see ...
New $10+ Patrons Welcome
The response to my appeal for support from you guys has been amazing. Thank you each and every one who has pledged.Above you should see a YouTube playlist. This contains all the exclusive Johto episodes so far. This is 12 episodes and 6 BTSFs. If you're unable to see any of the episodes in this ...
HELLION (First Impressions)
Our ship is malfuncturing. Send help!Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran and Lester try a space survival game.
Dear Esther Landmark Edition (First Impressions & Complete)
Another complete playthrough in a First Impressions. These tiny games...Exploring a strange island, totally alone...I bloody hope...Closer to a funny look than an informative one, Geran tries a walking sim with a complex story and an island.
Colony Survival - Walls or Ditches
Do you prefer walls or ditches for defence? I look at the pros and cons.Colony Survival is a Minecraft-like village management game where you hire colonists to do the mining and crafting FOR you.
Colony Survival - Walls or Ditches Early Access
Not a First Impressions this week. Instead a slightly different video on a game I've been playing a lot lately.


















