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The Best Medicine: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Binaural) (Sick Girlfriend)
"Baby, please! I'm sick, and there's only one thing that can cure me..."I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, an FxM roleplay about healing your sick girlfriend -- erotically.
Audio Delayed by Cat
A new audio will be arriving tomorrow (of the NSFW variety). I was aiming to finish it today, but the cat has refused to stop laying on me, and my laptop is all the way over on the other side of the room. I'm sure you understand my predicament. However, I still want to take this opportunity to t...
Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt. 38 -- (A Summer of Wolves 2)
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated horror fiction.
Chain of Command, Pt 9: Mergers & Acquisitions -- (Female x Listener) (Series Finale)
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the series finale of the office romance roleplay series, Chain of Command, written once again by the marvelous sofi p!Part 8 if needed: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88106827
Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt. 37 -- (A Summer of Wolves)
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, rave, and read my way through another of the internet's worst-rated scary fiction!In today's episode: what's killing all these cows???
Morning Cuddles with your Sick Girlfriend ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a soft and playful cuddling audio featuring your sick girlfriend -- in properly 6-ft distanced binaural.Because you know what they say... when life gives you Covid, make Covidade!
Covid '24
Hey, guys. 2024 just isn't gonna be my year, is it? I'll be back as soon as my health allows (I'm hoping a week at most)... and hopefully by then, my roof will have been fixed, too!Thank you so much for your support, understanding, and the goats sacrificed in my name.
Riding with a Biker Girl ASMR Roleplay, Pt 3 -- (Female x Female)
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Biker Girl roleplay series, written once again by the wonderful Ludpig von Jackie!Part 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/90049491
Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt. 36 -- (Tribunal 5) (Holiday Edition)
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated scary fiction.In today's episode: Deus Ex Marlboro
Encounter with a Dark Lamia Girl Roleplay, Pt 6 -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Dark Lamia Girl roleplay series, written once again by the fantastic J.D!
Wanderlust, Pt 4: Armchair Psych with the Horny Stoner Werewolf -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Horny Stoner Werewolf series, Wanderlust, written once again by the fabulous sofi p!Pt 3, as needed: https://www.patreon.com/posts/93309462
Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt. 35 -- (Tribunal 4) (Holiday Edition)
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated horror fiction.In today's episode: and then he pulled out his magic wand and turned into a lake
Blooper Roundup 2023
Happy New Year's Eve! To finish out the year, I rounded up all the bloopers so far (plus some brand new ones) for your listening pleasure.Here's to 2023's mistakes, and to all the missteps 2024 will bring. Cheers!
Holiday Break(ish)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! I'm going to be (mostly) taking a break from now until January 3rd so I can spend time with family and recharge for 2024. Thank you all so much for your continued support, and I'll be back soon with things that are far less wholesome than this post. And al...
Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt. 34 -- (Tribunal 3) (Holiday Edition)
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, and read more of the internet's worst-rated scary fiction.In today's episode: we live in a society!Festive music once again by the holiday favorite, Kevin MacLeod
On a Date with Your Mom's Horny Friend ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the patron-winning poll choice for December -- On a Date with Your Mom's Horny Friend!
Encounter with a Dark Lamia Girl Roleplay, Pt 5 -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Dark Lamia Girl roleplay series, written once again by the wonderful J.D.!note: any 'time skips' in the series are fully intentional and plot-relevantalso note: I haven't forgot my FxF listeners -- you'll be getting s...
Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt. 33 -- (Tribunal 2) (Holiday Edition)
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated horror stories.In today's episode: the continuation of the guy who killed the other guy for killing that other guyToday's ambie...
Summoning a Demon Girl ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)
I hope you enjoy today's early upload, a roleplay featuring a Demon Girl summoning in haunting binaural!I apologize for the long delay in getting this one out; I was very inspired by this idea and decided I would rather take my time in making it right than hurry to get it out sooner and possibly...
Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt. 32 -- (Tribunal 1)
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, rave, ramble and read more of the internet's worst-rated scary fiction.In this episode: the stench of urine and disappointment
Choose the Next SFW/NSFW Roleplay
Pick one or more of the following options below. The winning pick gets made into an SFW audio later this month (with NSFWs to follow).Poll ends in a week, so vote now or forever hold your peace!
Yandere Scientist Kidnaps You for Brainwashing ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)
I hope you enjoy today's (belated!) early upload, a brainwashing ASMR roleplay featuring a Yandere Scientist who doesn't worry about getting you to love her... she knows exactly how to do it.
Live Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt 31 -- (Thanksgiving Edition)
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last Saturday's live Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, ramble, and read more of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction.In this episode: it's time to be sex-tra thankful this year with some Thanksgivi...
Strap to the Future: Time Traveler Has a Threesome with Herself -- (Female x Female x Female) (Binaural) (NSFW)
"Hey, it's me! Err, you. Us! And I'm here for something in particular... how do you feel about a little ménage-a-moi...?"I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, Strap to the Future, an FxFxF erotic audio featuring you... and you... and you... in a time traveling threes...
Audio Delay Cat Post
In closing out this NNN with a bang, I've been caught up in editing a binaural threesome audio that has taken more time than expected. While I hope to have it finished and out by tomorrow, please accept this image of my cat Butterscotch in the meantime. I mean, if you can find her. She's exc...
Join Me This Saturday for a Live(!) Drunk & Dangerous!
Come and join me this Saturday night for November's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, a show where we chat while I rant, rave, and drunkenly read the internet's worst erotic fiction (based on your suggestions)!When: Saturday, November 25th, 8 PM ESTWhere: Dangerous ASMR Discord ServerWhy...
Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt. 31 -- (Lo, the Strangest Teeth!)
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated scary fiction.In today's episode: root canals -- they're worse than you think!
Wanderlust, Pt 3: a Visit From the Horny Stoner Werewolf -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)
I hope you enjoy today's (belated!!!) early upload, the continuation of the Horny Stoner Werewolf Girl roleplay series, Wanderlust, written once again by the incomparable sofi p!Part 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83558141
Alone with Your Sister's Best Friend: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (NSFW) (Domme)
"I know what you want... and your sister isn't coming back any time soon. So why wait...?"I hope you enjoy today's (belated!!!) patron-exclusive upload, an FxM NSFW featuring Your Sister's Best Friend and her very special after school activities (domination counts as an after sch...
Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt. 30 -- (Mr. Entropy)
I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Join me once again as I rant, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated scary fiction.
