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Audio Delayed by Cat

🕑 Added 2024-02-05 00:30:22 +0000 UTC

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Elle

Cat pics are always a good bribe, I’m sure everyone forgives the delay. Thank u ☺️

8thVertex

seems like a really good reason to me

Alexander Frost

It's ok, you love on the kitty for all of us. We'll wait~♥

Uritemo

Cleverly disguised of course as a clingy needy but unassuming house cat.

Uritemo

Just admit it DA... your cat is in fact just another clingy needy neko

T- Virus

Thank you kitty for keeping our goddess safe and loving for all of us

Evin Mueller

Orange cat activities 😁😂

Connor

Eepy cat

Casey Hengstebeck

I mean your hands are tied. No one could reasonably ask more of you. Also, yay kitty!😺

Jordan

Yeah, no getting around that. It is how it is

Vindeflei

This is a completely valid reason, as it is a law of the universe that you cannot move a cat that is sitting on you.

LilLassie

Cat has priorities straight for sure

Eric

Hopefully she chooses to leave before starvation sets in

The_Nerd

The Cat Trap

Myrel

Ah i see that I'm not the only one that has a paralysis demon 😹 My cat must always finds her way to get on my chest.

haroldthewhite

Good work cat. Your check is in the mail.

Merrick

Understandable if we're all honest, has to be done.

peanutbutterxxx

I totally get you, I couldn't resist pampering and kissing that cutie with hair as gorgeous as that little furball. That kitty is just too adorable! 🥹💖

PrimadonnaKath

Butterscotch said NOT TODAY!

Ymir

I completely understand this, my cat is not very affectionate but when he is, I do everything I can to take care of him.

houzi

Oh no! What a catastrophe! Thought you were kitten around, but this is clearly a serious purr-oblem. It's just impawsible to free yourself at this point. ...Might as well call your other kitty over, too 🤷‍♀️

Brandon

Lol cozy kitty. When she decides its time to get up is time to get up. No other exceptions!

Dangerous' Freya❤️

Take all the time you need! ❤️🤗😊

Blindluck92

Yeah, safe to say you're not going anywhere until she's done with you. Best get comfortable. 😅😹

Jeremy Knight

Aw that's so cute, My cat likes being in the same room as me but doesn't lay on me unless I'm laying down and it's always my legs. Take as much time as you need.

Ariès

The cat is so eeepppyyy 🥺😳

PintsizedPip

My god, you poor woman. The concessions that must be made to appease your fluffy overlord. You have my sympathies. I’m sure it was a good laptop 😢😅 For the reals though, enjoy an extra day of cuddles, you deserve it. I’d be hard pressed to move from there as well 🖤

Shirokage66

Ah a case of Feline Paralysis, I have 2 dogs; a golden retriever 🐕 and a tiny poodle 🐩 so I fall victim from their Canine Paralysis on a regular basis so alls good 👍

Ashe

Understandable because you're not going anywhere until your cat decides to move, all is forgiven

stevefromwork

Trapped like a rat

David Kelly

You’re in an impossible situation, the cat photo has been accepted as an appropriate substitute

Lilu’s Husband

Dangerous: I have to get all these done, I’ve got so much to do! Dangerous’ cat: Nah, I have to lie on you. Your listeners will understand. Dangerous’ Listeners: KITTY!! So adowuble! Don’t worry, Audio can wait. We see Kitty! Much love DA!