Stuart Millard posts
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Nuking the Fourth Wall – Byker Grove's Wild Finale
You may remember the written version of this, as a Great Moment in Pop Culture, 3 years ago, and so far I've stayed away from full-on adaptions of previous pieces as it feels like a bit of a swizz. However, I was really happy with how this turned out, and actually seeing it really adds something...
Masterspy
I grew up in an era where pseudo-spying was a popular trend for kids, with Usborne's handbooks giving parents a brief respite from our whines of being bored, to instead write invisible ink letters with lemon juice, disguise ourselves as an old man, or bone up on how to follow someone without bei...
VHS:WTF - Gulf Aid
Content warning: horrible 90's racism
Owt Good On, Mam? – Su Pollard Special
Though she's an ever-present reference, even taking a small but pivotal role in a Patreon novella, I've yet to really dig into... not so much the career, but the existence of Su Pollard. The dress sense of a bird of paradise in a holding cell after a hen night got out of hand, and an energy ...
Jubilee Bonus Post - The Guffer
Half my first day was spent signing NDAs before they even told me what the job entailed.The pay isn't spectacular, they said, but such service is a privilege.Plus, you get to wear nice clothes, and have your fill from expensive buffets, which saves on groceries.My life was a procession of functi...
Pauline's Quirkes
As a one-line pitch to sell me on something, 'chat-cum-magazine-cum-sketch show hosted by a teenage Pauline Quirke' is hard to top. The title's even got a pun in it! Pauline's Quirkes debuted on Thames, on November 15th 1976, for a six episode run, with Gilliam-style opening titles w...
Brian Conley
Brian Conley's another of those cultural oddities who were massive for years, endlessly quoted in classrooms and offices, yet never deemed worthy of a DVD release or even repeats, outside of minor satellite channels. The Brian Conley Show ran for 53 episodes over a full decade, taking us from th...
Owt Good On, Mam? - When Game Shows Had The Horn
As a terribly repressed figure, bloated with shame and self-loathing, it's with some trepidation I must wade into the suspiciously-sticky waters of – where else? – the nineties, when telly got thirsty AF. ITV already had form with the Margi Clarke fronted Good Sex Guide, which found an incre...
The 11 O'Clock Show
Channel 4's The 11 O'Clock Show was one of the most reviled series of the early 21st century, by critics and audiences alike, only fading from the discussion when people forgot it'd existed. Running Tuesdays to Thursdays, smack bang in the middle of Blair's Britain, it's a living...
Whodunnit?
After my piece on Cluedo, I was recommended Whodunnit?, ITV's previous murder mystery quiz, which aired from 1972-78, and entirely passed me by. Going in blind to old telly is like launching yourself off a high building, but at least with this, there's a visible crash pad waiting below, in t...
Saturday Morning Archaeology at Christmas
As this is the final post of 2021, I'm afraid I have to do a Yarwood – “and this is me” – and give massive thanks to everyone who's supported me through another year of content. Knowing I have an audience really pushes me to keep improving and branching out, and I'm so appreciati...
Important note re: that last post.
If you read my stuff via email, I'm a dunce who accidentally pressed 'publish now' instead of 'save as draft', so you got the Mike Reid piece a couple of days early. Hence why it's a bit of a state, with notes to myself included and various formatting errors, as I meant to do...
Mike Reid's Pussy in Boots
Though I did eventually clear my plate of Jim Davidson's rancid old trilogy of Christmas cum jokes, what kind of pop culture historian would I be without taking a header into the original rude panto? A perennial on fold-out tables manned by glum men at rainy car boots, Mike Reid's Pussy in B...
Little and Large at Christmas
Like the inevitability of Only Fools and Horses novelty socks from the auntie you never see, once I started diving into the lads, I think we all knew this was coming. It's December 23rd 1978, and this is Christmas alright, with a flurry of superimposed snow over the opening titles, where Syd and...
The Noel Edmonds Saturday Roadshow
Yep, I'm back on my bullshit again. Having already penned tens of thousands of Noel-centric words, perhaps I should just leave him be, but then, could I contentedly go into the ground having failed to cover every coiffured inch of the Edmonds oeuvre? Decades from now, my restless ghost will be l...
