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Penultimate DuxDate!
Good evening everyone!We finally almost made it. This is in all likelihood, the 2nd last video update before I get this one finished. But if everything goes as planned, By early-mid next week, I'll be done with the fantasy world of Frank Dux.I've been non stop writing, recording and editing ...
2Frank2Furious
Good evening!Look at that beautiful, convoluted mess of a timeline! I've been diligently working away all weekend, and as of right now, we're at just about 44 minutes deep into The Wizarding world of Frank Dux.So far, it covers Franks early life and his introduction to martial arts, part 2 i...
Private Discord channel for Patrons only
Hey all,So I've added a private Discord channel now for you guys only. I believe if you link your Patreon to Discord, you should automatically see it show up in your eligible servers.info on that is here: Getting Discord access β Patreon Help CenterIf any of you can test it out and let me know...
Discord is live for Patrons
Okay, so after the disastrous first attempt at creating a server, I went back and actually watched a tutorial on how to set up a server, and then tried again.You can join here: https://discord.gg/DFkhbYfYI've set up a private channel for Patrons only, I'll figure out how to add you all to it...
A.I has gone too far
While writing today i described Franks book "The Secret Man" as a book that "aims for James Bond but lands on Navy Seal Copypasta". So naturally I had to test out A.I generated Frank Dux reciting the whole thing. The funniest thing about it is, coming from Frank Dux, none of this shi...
Duxdate #5: double impact
Good evening gang!It's that time of the week again, it's the DUX DATE.Work continues at pretty steady pace, I've managed to adjust my writing and editing sessions around the new day job, and while I still don't have as much time to spare for the video as I'd like, I'm getting...
Its that time again, DuxDate #4!
Good evening Just Bleed crew!I hope you all had a good weekend, and if you made it to the live stream yesterday, I hope you enjoyed that too. Despite the technical difficulties which are pretty much standard for me now, it was a lot of fun. I guess it's cause I stream so infrequently that each t...
Its a Scam
I get these low effort scam emails constantly. These people must genuinely think you're operating with Monson-level stupidity to think that the brand manager from Evian is going to email you from a Chinese based free email account.Anyway, I've decided to start replying to all of them with pi...
Duxdate #3 and John Wick 4
Good evening Ninjas!I am up to my fucking eyeballs in Ninjas. Every time I turn around, there's a Ninja. I open a book, a Ninja jumps out. I take a shit, there's a ninja in the bowl. This is known as the "Dux effect". Once you start digging into this guys story, its wall to wall fuck...
Podcast is up!
If you want to listen to myself, and actual proper funny men Seanbaby and Robert Brockway talk about MONSTER WARS, here you go:https://soundcloud.com/1900hotdog/dogg-zzone-9000-episode-124-monster-wars-with-napoleon-blownapart?si=8ab32ec7bb0c41a9a860b2b465cdd208&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&...
Duxdate #2: This time it's personal
What's up everyone!Okay so this time around I actually have an update, and that update is as follows:I've finally started the Dux video.Big news, I know!I'm currently working on the intro, I've written the whole thing and laid down the first couple of minutes of video, It's a bit...
Duxdate #1: Origins
Good evening everyone! Welcome to the inaugural Frank Dux video update.Okay, so shit it's not that bad. But right now I'm still only in the researching phase, so unfortunately, I don't have a single sentence written, or piece of video laid down to talk about!What I have done, is watch Bl...
You brought this on yourselves
The next video, as voted for BY YOU, I might add, with a whopping 43% of the vote, is none other than The Wizarding World Of Frank Dux (title subject to change as I literally just thought of it this second).Be it on your own heads, whatever happens next, you all asked for this. May god forgive us. I...
Vote for the next video!
As a thank you to all of you, for the first time I've decided to open up the choice of the next video to you guys. Poll results are legally binding which means no backsies, whatever option wins gets next.The poll will stay open 'til this Friday, so should give you all plenty of time to get a...
Post video de-briefing and also Bas Rutten threatened to liver shot me
What's up everyone!First off, yes, that's the man, El Guapo, Bas Rutten himself, discussing potentially liver shotting me, and it is THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY YOUTUBE CAREER.It turns out a friend actually trains with Bas, and was super fucking cool enough to harass Bas into recording ...
NEW VIDEO LIVE NOW!
Video is password protected, password is: valentina4lifeEnjoy!direct link to the video: https://vimeo.com/819215239As always, please let me know if you spot any errors or glitches in the video. It should be okay as I went over it a bunch of times, but there's always the occasional screw up I may...
Slapdate ENDGAME!!
Well this is it, unless something drastic happens in the next couple of days, this should be the final update before the video gets uploaded. You can tell I'm almost done because i had time to mess around making more fake movie posters. I'm actually still not settled on a title for the video...
Fight Circus voice over!
Hey everyone,FC sent me clips from the event last week, so I thought I'd share them with you guys. If you haven't see the show you can at least see what I contributed to it!!It's also worth pointing out that when Mike Goldberg is reading his lines, the video playing in the background is ...
Sunday Night slapdate #3!
Hey everyone!I hope you're all doing well and enjoyed UFC 286, just wanted to give another relatively quick update on the status of the video.So the video is split into 3rds, and I just finished the second 3rd tonight, clocking in at 36 minutes total. So yeah, that short ass video I was planning...
Slapdate #2!
So I guess I can count Bo Katan from The Mandalorian as a fan now?? The amazing thing about making these videos is the people I've met thanks to them. I've gotten to know incredible people right here on Patreon (you know who you are!), and occasionally, I'll get contacted by people who I...
Slapdate #1!
Okay, so Its finally time for a brief update on the cats/next video!The video is coming along well. I've completed the intro (3 minutes), and the first segment which focuses on X-Arm (about 15 minutes). One thing I love about researching these subjects is that if you dig deep enough, you come ac...
RIP my life for the next 10 days
So this was supposed to be my first update on the status of the next video, but unfortunately it's also mostly an update on why I WON'T be getting much work done for the next week or so.So Biscuit, as you can see, has been to the vets to deal with a gigantic open wound on his left side we on...
Bob Sapp finally got sick of me talking shit
Should I be worried? I kinda think I could take him nowadays... πReal talk, this is one of the coolest things to happen to me since i started making videos. Shoutout to Bob and Fight Circus!!FC have roped in fucking Rampage and Bob Sapp for their next show, so if i can get a death threat form Ram...
Updates and what's next!
First off, just had to say a huge thank you to, well, all of you. The latest video really brought in quite a few new Patrons, and when I say I couldn't do this without you guys, that's the absolute truth. As the videos have gotten longer and more complex in terms of researching and editing o...
Post video breakdown
So with the video mostly done, It's time to chat shit about this one for a bit while I'm waiting on the youtube version to render, cause I cant play any videogames while rendering, and thanks to all the Jake Paul videos I watched, my Youtube algorithm is shot to shit and only recommending me...
PSA: The new video is being replaced to fix glitches
Just a quick update, anyone trying to watch the new video in the next hour or so (at time of writing its 11:39pm, GMT, 21st Feb) the video may be unavailable for you for about an hour.I'm replacing the existing version with one that has corrected a few audio/visual glitches. It'll be uploade...
ALL MY HOMIES HATE JAKE PAUL - LIVE NOW!
Password (all caps): SHEV4EVAOr direct link here: https://vimeo.com/800616876UPDATE: ive noticed an audio glitch around the 16 minute mark. The vocals seem to double up for a few seconds. And there's some glitching images 24 minutes in. Ill get this fixed in a reuploaded version!Well its finally...
Video is done and will be ready soon!
Good news everyone! The video is 100% complete and just in some need of polishing, rendering, compressing, and finally, uploading! I'd imagine at this rate, I'll get it uploaded for you tomorrow evening, maybe even tonight if all goes well.Its 1 hour 43 minutes long, which makes it the longe...
Freakshow update #5!
What's up everyone!Just wanted to give you a quick progress update. While I'd love to do a bit of a longer post, I'm pretty neck deep in the video at the moment, and without any kinda time off from my 9-5 in the forseeable, (might be feeling a few sick days coming up soon tho, *cough cou...
Freakshow fights update #i forget!
What's up everyone!I'm happy to announce that going forward these updates will be renamed to "Prime Hydration Recovery Updatesβ’"!! πJust so you all know I'm actually putting in work and not sitting around all day playing the Dead Space remake, I've uploaded a teaser for ...
