Napoleon Blownapart
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You brought this on yourselves
🕑 Added 2023-05-09 00:57:27 +0000 UTCThe next video, as voted for BY YOU, I might add, with a whopping 43% of the vote, is none other than The Wizarding World Of Frank Dux (title subject to change as I literally just thought of it this second).
Be it on your own heads, whatever happens next, you all asked for this. May god forgive us. It's Frank Fucking Dux. The greatest charlatan the world of martial arts has ever known. I've held off doing a Dux video so long as I wasn't sure how to even begin to tackle a white whale such as this. Well, now I've no choice!
If you're wondering what in name of Jeff Monson is happening in this photo, this is Grand Master CIA agent Navy Seal Shidoshi Frank Dux showing off one of his many covert op disguises, this one being "puff out your cheeks while wearing a party city wig to fool the enemy". Ingenious!
This already feels like it's going to be the single stupidest video I'll ever make. I plan on having a lot of fun this one, after the Power Slap shit, I'm sure we could all do with a good laugh!
Rest assured tho, the other voting options (Mid 90's NHB scene, and TUF part 3) are likely what's going to be coming next after this one. I'm not so full of ideas I can afford to just toss away video ideas just cause they didn't win a vote!!
As for what else is happening with the myself, and the channel, next week I'm doing my first ever actual real podcast, alongside someone whose writing pretty much influenced me more than anyone else. If you read gaming website 1up.com back in the mid 00s, or Cracked.com when it was good, you might know his name: Seanbaby! It's no exaggeration to say I probably wouldn't be doing this if i had never read his MMA/Combat sports articles on cracked. He's insanely funny and I'm pretty much freaking the fuck out about being on the same show as him and his fellow comedy writer Robert Brockway. You can check out their episodes here:
Stream The Dogg Zzone | Listen to podcast episodes online for free on SoundCloud
One of the recent episodes is about Power Slap and is damn funny. I've listened to approximately 2 podcasts in the last 5 years, (by that i mean, 2 individual episodes of any podcast) this being one of them, so if you can get me to sit through an entire episode it must be good.
Aside from that, It's back to researching, writing, and trying desperately to finish reading that god awful bag of shite, Frank Dux's autobiography The Secret Man. But i'll get to watch Bloodsport, so I guess its not all bad.
Catch you at the inaugural video update post! Thank you again, each and every one, for your support!!
Just bleed,
Nap
Comments
Napoleon
I plan on pronouncing it as "Ducks" the entire time, just to piss off the Dux fanboys
Allan Hutton
After seeing the few 8 minute snarky videos on YouTube about him, Iβm really looking forward to your well researched, in depth analysis of the life and times of Frank Ducks. Dooks? Dicks? Anyway, Just Bleed. Internally. After a real life Canadian ninja Dim Maks you
Napoleon
Definitely a step above violent J π
Ricky Finn
Dude Bas Rutten recognised you?? Is that better than Violent Jay?? Or are we still waiting for Ashida Kim's Dim Mak?? π€£
