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Enthrallment #9 [M4M] Helping My Prince Relax Before His Big Day [DDLB][No Age-Regression][Comfort][BFE][Established Relationship][Pre-Scene Negotiation][Love][Misbehaving][Whispering][Touching][Kissing][Praise][Ass-Squeezing][Nipple Sucking][Oral][Blowjob][Countdown][Listener Orgasm][Aftercare][Breathing]

Hey There Gorgeous!Double whammy today! One audio, two versions! This is the [M4M] post. Please check out the other post for [M4F].So this is a style of audio I've been wanting to make for a while in terms of the conversation that happens AROUND the scene. I wholeheartedly think that communicati...

Jarls Armoire #34 Gymbro Himbo

Can I spot you?Or do you wanna spot me? 🤔 😏

What should I read for Thursday Posts?

Hey! Time to put this to a vote! I'd love to hear what you'd like me to read. If you have suggestions then please make them in the comments and if one seems popular I can add it to the poll.I wanted to try to have a range of styles and authors but I am limited to what I can find in the publi...

Jarls Armoire #33: Booted not Suited

When I have to do a manual labour job this will often be my attitre. Gotta keep my long ass legs cool. (The hoodie comes off.)

Filthy Tweet Reading #7: Crawl Over Here and Kiss my Boots

I can't link to the original tweet anymore! But here it is! This could be the last filthy tweet reading for a little while. But I'm sure they'll make a return at some point.

Jarls Audio Logs #2: Walking to Work

An update on things! Good news!Hope you are all having a good week! Excuse wind noise and my rambling.

Jarls Audio Logs #1: I HATE my neighbour!

My noisy neighbour is RUINING my audios!!

Jarls Armoire #32: Suit you Sir

Hope you don't mind a second suit picture on the trot. I just got a few nice ones and wanted to share 😉Now... kneel for me.

Patreon Tier Streamlining

Hey everyone!I hope you're having an amazing weekend.Just wanted to let you know that I will be streamlining my tiers and the wording of some rewards. I noticed that it's very clunky and not very clear so I'll be working through that for simplification.Nobody will be losing any benefits....

Future Content! Your Suggestions!

Hey everyone!I hope you're having an amazing weekend and I just wanna say I really appreciate you being here. I love making content for you all. A little bit of news; I will be reuploading ALL the OC content I deleted from reddit to my Patreon so that you will have full access to my back catalog...

Jarls Armoire #31: Suited Stranglehold

These hands would feel a lot better around your neck than they do around mine...Would you let me?

[M4F][M4A] Late Night Comfort [SFW][Sleepy][Nighttime][BFE][Crickets][Petnames][Soft Wind][L Bombs][Caregiver][Sick][Comfort][Fetching you water][Care][Cuddles][Forehead Kisses][Backrub][Praise][Relaxation]

So with everything going on, and the stress I've felt lately - I figured that this audio I worked on for a commission would be a perfect one to post. We all need a little comfort now and then (I for sure know I do right now.)The premise is; What happens when I the speaker, wake up in the middle ...

Jarls Armoire #30 Best In The World

I might sound like a Punk but it makes sense when you know the reference 😏😉Hope you're all doing well x

New audio series!

Hey, so since I am taking a break from Twitter and removed all my tweets I figured what better time to take a little break from filthy tweet readings and try something else!?I have one or two still left to post but once that's done with I'd like to have a look at something else!So here's...

Jarls Armoire #29: Cozy Flannel

I love layering comfort clothes. I also love wearing shorts so this might be one of my favourite outfits that I have!

Update! September 2022 (please read)

Hey everyone. 👋🏻 You may notice some changes to my social media profiles/reddit etc. over the next few days.First and foremost I want to say that nothing here on Patreon is changing. I'm going to continue posting as I have been, on schedule and I may even have a new series in the works. (M...

Filthy Tweet Reading #6

I love the thought of pinning you down under me. Listen to me read this tweet;https://twitter.com/JarlintheUk/status/1547855892623765504?t=Vj3rslSW8vjDvX6vKA01UQ&s=19

Jarls Armoire #28: Audio Addict

😵‍💫Can't help but listen to your voice. It motivates me to work out for you. Gotta keep myself strong to treat you right!😵‍💫💪🏻

Jarls Armoire #27: Bonus Pic; Kneel for me

This is one that didn't make it into a Menswear Monday/Fitcheck Friday but I still liked the picture!So I figured why not make a bonus Sunday post!I hope you're all having an awesome weekend 🥰😘If you haven't already, check out the pinned post on my profile!All my loveJarl

Jarls Armoire #26: "Ripped-Jeans-Wearing-Prick"

As one of my best friends so kindly named me. 🤣Living up to the name right now!Hope you all have an amazing weekend! 😘

Enthrallment #7 [M4M] Dude no I TOTALLY WASN'T staring at your bulge... 👀 [Bros to lovers][What happened last night?][First time Blowjob][Sloppy Head][First time anal][Smug listener][Sub speaker][Big Cock Worship][Empty-headed][Breathy][Pleading][Moaning][Mutual Orgasm][Anal Creampie]

Hey There Gorgeous!Surprise audio!But wait, this isn't in the schedule - I hear you say, well fear not. Going forwards, sometimes I will post stuff additionally that isn't in the schedule!I LOVE making M4M audios. I know they won't be for everyone but I hope you enjoy listening to me be ...

Enthrallment #6 [M4F] Claimed By Your College Bully! [Enemies to lovers][Student Tutor X Bully][Blackmail][Degradation][Smug][Name-Calling][Twisted Love][Kissing][Fingering][Insults][Whispers][Hushed Voice][Low-Tone][Dark][Listener Orgasm][Blowjob][Gloating][Listener-goes-empty-headed][Oral Creampie]

Hey There Gorgeous!Slightly twisted this one and a little darker than I would normally do so please read the tags carefully! A vicious College Bully who knows how to exploit you! I've left enough room for a potential sequel if you like it enough! Let me know in the comments!Jarl ♥Disclaimer; T...

Jarls Armoire #25: Team Tofu

Incase you forgot I was vegan here's me reminding you! 🤣Hope you all have a good day. Im feeling pretty unwell today. 🥺

Jarls Armoire #24: All Comfort No Fashion

Yeah this is probably my favourite way to dress. Comfy as heck and with no consideration for looking good 🤣

Filthy Tweet Reading #5: Melting Your Mind

Hey there!Another filthy tweet reading here! Longer one this time round! The tweet in question is this one;https://twitter.com/JarlintheUk/status/1546033062747725825?t=CY-XTKxHvTpxy_tcrU88cw&s=19Hope you enjoy!

Jarls Armoire #23: Flamingo F*ckboi

Honestly I love this shirt...But I do look like a f*ckboi 🤣🤣

Jarls Armoire #22: Suntanned Saturday

I'm so sorry this picture is late!Feeling brave with this one. Don't usually show my torso!I thought I had scheduled it but something went wrong! Hope you enjoy! 😘

Enthrallment #5 [M4F] Down by the Docks [Friends to lovers][Post-Movie][Friends][Conversation][Desire][Praise][Compliments][Emotional][Kissing][Passionate][L-Bombs][Body Worship][Cunnilingus][Boat Sex][Moans][Mutual Orgasm]

Hey There Gorgeous!This one is pretty different from my other recent audio posts. More romantic than primal. I really enjoyed making this one. I can be a romantic sometimes as well as a filthy animal.I really hope you enjoy xJarl ♥Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It...