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Jarls Armoire #20: Summer Datenight Daddy

Let's take a walk in the sunshine, grab a coffee or a glass of wine at a cute little cafe, get some dinner in the evening then back to my hotel room for dessert 🍨 🤤

Filthy Tweet Reading 4; Broken Mewling Puddle

Think you could handle it?"I just wanna pin you down, hold you in place under me; legs up and stuff you full. Pound you til your eyes roll and your head goes empty. Til you're a whimpering, pleading mess... and I still won't stop. Not until you're literally a broken, mewling puddle b...

Jarls Armoire #19: Tighty White-Tee

I never used to feel comfortable wearing t shirts this tight. Only felt confident enough recently. What do you think? 😘

Jarls Armoire #18: The Safari Soyboy

I may look like I'm about to tell you the migration tendencies of a tree swallow but in fact I have a very different kind of swallow in mind... 😏

Enthrallment #4 [M4F] Obey Your Boss or Lose Your Job [Narrative][Speaker as Boss][Smug Boss][Worker as Listener][Performance Review][Degradation][Blackmail]So[Dubcon][Spanking][Strip For Me][Belt as Choker][Blowjob][Cunilingus][Mind Break][Sex Over Desk][Mutual Orgasm][New Job][Owned][Cock-Warming]

Hey There Gorgeous!Your numbers have been way off, workflow all over the place. You get called into your bosses office and a feeling in your gut tells you that this isn't going to be any normal performance review.Lots of degoratory names used!Massive thanks to @thekinkycelt on twitter for the aw...

Jarls Armoire #17: Post-Pump Cuddle Comfies

Been feeling a strong desire post workout to cuddle. Though I can't promise I won't crush you!😘

Jarls Armoire #16: The Palm Pilot (Let me hold your hand)

Since it's been such nice weather I figured I'd throw a nice summery shirt on! What do you think?

Filthy Tweet Reading 3; Supreme Treatment

What's better? 😉https://twitter.com/JarlintheUk/status/1543963536573009922?t=CEzV38tHR61_I2SzzNtkuA&s=19

Jarls Armoire #15 Summer Stripes

I really like short sleeve shirts! (Pst the shorts are folded.)

Jarls Armoire #14: Sunburn Attractor

Yeah I took this picture and took two steps out of my flat and immediately burnt. I forgot to suncream my shoulders 😫

Enthrallment #3 [M4F] Hypnotized by your Hot Classics Professor [Fantasy][English Professor][Narrative][College][Shakespeare][University][Flirting][Consent][Hypnosis][Praise][Excitement][Spank][Kissing][Titsucking][Cunnilingus][Orgasm][Bent over desk][Sex][Commanded Orgasm][Oral Creampie][Facial]

Names Used: Hypnotised plaything, perfect doll, My Titania.Hey There Gorgeous!I hope you enjoy this hot professor fantasy! I've been meaning to make something like this for a long time!Jarl ♥Disclaimer; This is a fantasy audio made by an adult for adults. It is a work of fiction and fantasy. A...

Jarls Armoire #13 The Williamsburg F*ckboi

And here we have a saucy little number, multiple (non matching) colours. Sweat shorts to make sure the bulge is on show; an old battered denim shirt and knee scrapes to pull the whole thing together!🤣🤣Happy Monday everyone!

Posting schedule!

Hey everyone!It is my plan to look at the viability (with my hectic schedule) of me putting together a more ordered and consistent posting schedule. If its possible My current (and not definitive) schedule looks as follows;- New patreon exclusive audio with YT teaser every other Tuesday.- New outfit...

Filthy Tweet reading 2; Animalistic Hypnosis

I read another tweet and try to make it sexy!This one:https://twitter.com/JarlintheUk/status/1542852737657982979?t=lHkgJ8I7Un5ap3-OOZb7NQ&s=19

Jarls Armoire #12: Comfy Sunday Vibes!

I love comfy shorts and tanks!Do you like them 🥺

Jarls Armoire #11: Another welcome!

I realized I'd already uploaded the previous photo but I dont think this one has ever been seen so enjoy a weird crotch grab with some veiny hands!Yeah I'm a goof!But thank you so much for joining 🥺

Welcome!

There's been quite a few new patrons join in the last couple of days and I just wanted to extend a welcome and a thank you for joining. I hope you enjoy the content that I've added so far and know that there's more to come!If you haven't please join the discord server here; https://d...

Jarls Armoire #10: Morning Coffee OOTD

The noise is still coming from downstairs but I'm determined to be productive regardless.Join me for a coffee?

Enthrallment #2 [M4F] I am OBSESSED with you! So Ill pretend my toys are you. [Ramblefake👀][Obsession][Posessiveness][Uncontrollably Horny][Narrative][Edging][Multiple Toys][Moans][Needy Whines][Losing my mind]

Hey There Gorgeous!I know this month has been a little dry and I appreciate you sticking it out with me. I have had construction work going on in the flat below me and so Ive been very limited on audio recording time. On top of that I had a major medical scare so this month has been very difficult.A...

Jarls Armoire #9: OOTD!

Wasn't gonna let the construction ruin another day for me so i actually got myself spruced up and I feel a lot better for it!

Next SFW Youtube Audio (&NSFW CONTINUATION)

I have a sleep aid youtube audio coming out but what should I do after that?

Enthrallment #1 [M4F] Getting RAILED in the library! [OC][Book Discussion][Flirting][Light Degradation][Spit in mouth][Possessiveness][Blowjob][Cunnilingus][Making you beg][Ownership][Edging][Sex on Desk][Cumshot on face]

Names Used: Slut, fucktoy, cockslutHey There Gorgeous! What happens when you try to approach the quiet, hot guy in the Library and strike up a discussion over romance novels, but end up getting distracted by his tight trousers and deep voice?Well of course he takes you to a quiet corner, rails you a...

Blooper 2!

So a little context needed for this one. I got a little frustrated! I was recording the tweet reading and several external noises had interrupted me already. Someone loudly coming up the stairwell, a motorbike outside, someone shouting at their kids. Right when I thought I had some peace and quiet I...

TheJarlintheUK post Filthy Tweet Reading 1; Fingers Entwined! [M4A][Established Relationship][Narrative][Mdom][Kissing][Handplay][Oral][Spanking][Sex][Mind blank][Mutual Orgasm] from patreon

Filthy Tweet Reading 1; Fingers Entwined! [M4A][Established Relationship][Narrative][Mdom][Kissing][Handplay][Oral][Spanking][Sex][Mind blank][Mutual Orgasm]

An exclusive audio for you! Reading out my NSFW story tweet from here; https://twitter.com/JarlintheUk/status/1529773388872417280?s=20&t=nuAOMEmSjz-0knKZ0a6XHQI hope you enjoy! Feel free to read along.

Jarls Armoire #8: Meeting a friend for coffee

Meeting a friend for coffee this morning. How would you react if I excused myself from him briefly to approach you, introduce myself and ask for your number?

Soft Rebranding, future of content, commissions and more

Hey everyone! 👋🏻 I hope you had a lovely weekend and that you've got a good week ahead of you! Just wanted to update you all on the future of TheJarlintheUK.First off; new PFP! Banners etc! You'll notice I've had a bit of a soft rebrand and I hope you like the new stuff! I'll b...