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Chapter 210: Know Your Enemy
Turns out, kiting the gorm wasn’t hard when you had access to Tinker-enhanced cargo planes that could keep running indefinitely.The cargo plane was because Perry needed some space to stretch his legs and set up his lab. The soundproofing was excellent and the autopilot advanced, so Perry only real...
Chapter 209: Keepaway
“You’re in trouble now, boy,” Perry and Charles said at the same time.“Stop copy- Listen,” Perry and Charles said at the same time, finally Charles shut up and glared at him.“Oh I’m sorry, you started chuckling so I assumed you were about to have a smug, dramatic power-moment, so I too...
Chapter 208: You Asked For This
“What’s it gonna take?” Charles said.“You’re gonna to have to be more specific,” the power armor said.“What’s it gonna take for you to release my vassals and send them back to Earth?” Charles asked.George would need them.“You want me dead? Is that it?” Charles asked, spreading ...
Chapter 207: The Hunt Is On
‘This kind of situation has the unfortunate side-effect of bringing out the serial killer in me.’-Paradox ZaubererPerry managed to give himself more of a half-starved, stranded appearance by using his own life-force to fuel the last bit of healing on his wounded arm, making him look slightly ema...
Chapter 206: The Manita Kit
Gretchen’s Idyllic Manifestation.EXEThe flickering scenery in his seering sphere kept flickering and changing, but the differences were generally subtle and cosmetic with his internalized software filtering out ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety nine out of every hundred thousand possib...
Chapter 205 Flora and Fauna
‘Perry’ was in a pinch.I must be the stupidest doppleganger to ever exist, to agree to fill in for someone without checking who their family was first.And now he had ‘kill me’ permanently stapled to his back. Metaphorically.It was a good body, though. Supernaturally strong and smart. Zeke ha...
We'll fix it in post!
I love audience participation because it takes a lot of the burden off of me to be perfect, because you guys have got my back and will point out stuff that doesn't jive right. so, without further ado:1: I'm getting comments to the effect that the captivity we glossed over was too long. Do yo...
Chapter 204: Squid Dildo
In a desperate bid, Perry triggered Dragor’s Kinesis.Dragor’s Kinesis.EXE(2/3) remainingHAHAHAHAH!Relief flooded Perry’s body as the spell locked into place. Whatever or whoever had been feeding him thoughts of self-harm was either crushed under the twisted wreckage of his submarine attempt or...
Chapter 203: SCP Perry
“Before you say anything,” Perry said, holding up a hand to forestall his uncle, who was flanked by a chevron of iron-faced mages of varying species.“I am impressed, and I am scared, but I just wanna let all of you know that this kind of situation has the unfortunate side-effect of bringing ou...
Chapter 202: Mingle
Paradox Zauberer (Perry Z.)Class: Garage TinkerLevel 14HP: 15Body: 40Stability: 61Nerve: 44Attunement: 61Free Points: 36XP to next level: 22613Spells: Paradox’s Pernicious Prison (6/6) Light (5/5), Dragor’s Kinesis (3/3), Gretchen’s Idyllic Manifestation (1/1)Perry heaved a long breath and ran...
Chapter 201: Baby time!
Two weeks into designing a piece of equipment that could measure the dimensional wavelengths of essences, It Happened.Perry was hunched over a computer, brainstorming both an algorithm to patch holes in the modified soul-surgery equipment’s sight, and ways to pack the sensors tighter, so they didn...
Continued brainstorming SPOILERS
I went through and read all the comments and will pluck out a few I resonated with and weigh them and ask questions of you.1: One of the most common threads of thought was that once he makes a table of essences, he should be able to mix-match them at will, using Abun'zaul's ultimate flexibil...
book 3 climax Brainstorming (spoilers?)
Okay, so the dragon and Perry are pooling their knowledge and resources to create some mind-bendingly powerful magitech, then they're gonna kill each other over who gets to keep it.That's the plan, But i don't have much mind-bendingly powerful magitech solidly in mind that could be the e...
Chapter 200: Contract Work
“Part 234, paragraph 4, subsection c of ‘meat shield’ needs tightening up,” Perry said, pointing it out. “The part where the contract breaks if I use one of my family as a meat shield is too broad and exploitable by you.”“Let’s change it to temporarily suspend the terms of the contra...
Chapter 199: Weaponized Generosity
Paradox Zauberer (Perry Z.)Class: Garage TinkerLevel 13HP: 14Body: 39Stability: 60Nerve: 42Attunement: 59XP to next level: 10156Spells: Paradox’s Pernicious Prison (6/6) Light (5/5), Dragor’s Kinesis (3/3), Gretchen’s Idyllic Manifestation (1/1)Still ten grand away from level fourteen,Perry th...
Chapter 198: Our ‘First’ Meeting
“You must be Tyrannus,” Perry said, offering his hand to the wall of gemlike red scales.The twenty-foot tall death-lizard daintily extended a single arm-length, razor-sharp claw and Perry shook it.“And you must be Paradox Zauberer. Please, call me William.” the dragon said before waggling hi...
Chapter 197: The ‘D’ Word
***On a weathered Birth Certificate in a burnt-out husk of City Hall***William ‘Billy’ Red KlineBorn Feb. 14, 1970, Berkeley, California, to Jessica Annabelle Kline and George Nathanial Kline.Sex: MalePlace of Birth: University of California, Berkeley, Astrobiology Division.Weight at Birth: 84 L...
Chapter 196: Paradox is Coming
A half-rotted document under the ruins of a large pentagonal building.***TOP SECRET***SEAL team 5 debriefTranscript text coded by speaker:***General Abrams******Lieutenant Tom Grisham***Having confirmed that the environment on the other side of Site 14 was nontoxic, the brass decided that the govern...
Chapter 195: Temple
***In a moldy box of papers in an abandoned safe******TOP SECRET***Sept. 12, 1972.Behavioral Notes on subject 84Subject 84 shows a staggering level of natural intelligence, having achieved a college level of reading comprehension in a mere three months of captivity. Problem solving and pattern recog...
Chapter 194: Everyone’s a Critic
“What do you think this power would qualify as:” Perry asked, backhanding aside a skittering horror made entirely of paint, that had gotten inside the reach of his sword, staining him up to the elbow in thick, squirming oil paints.“Minder with a gimmick, extradimensional space with godlike pow...
193: Varsity level
Perry felt it.That crackling energy that slowly suffused the air where a fight was about to take place. Stances adjusted. Fists tightened around weapons. Eyes narrowed.“Before we begin…” Acolyte Karen Figgis said with deadly careful enunciation, cocking her head as if listening to something in...
Chapter 192: Violently Amish
“This is it, son,” Harv said, patting his boy on the shoulder. “Everything you can see from here on out is ours,” He dramatically, gesturing to the limitless expansion of East. “You were too young to try this four years ago, but now…now you’re a man.”Harv glanced down at his teenage ...
Landmarks Wanted
Hey, now's as good a time as any to mention that Perry's probably going to be heading even further west, probably North Dakota, Montana, Washington, Oregon, California. Maybe a little Idaho in there.If you've got any landmarks you wanna suggest that a native would think of that are OLDER...
Chapter 191: Manifest Destiny
“This is my daughter Onslaught,” Karth said, kneeling before Perry’s throne. At his motion the curtains were drawn away from the cage, revealing a stunningly attractive eight-foot-tall troll dancing seductively.“When she was born a midget and deformed, I despaired, because that is a muzzle o...
Chapter 190: Expansion
“Why are you giving them our food?” Mark asked, his brows furrowed. “You said you could wipe them out, so do that instead of giving away the biggest source of food for a city that is, by the way, STARVING!”The mop-headed young man’s voice rose as he continued, glaring at Perry, along with ...
Chapter 189: Karth the Experiment
Karth was hungry.Karth was always hungry, but this particular day found him wandering further afield of his village in search of Meat. Despite its purpose of making Karth temporarily not hungry, Meat had the most infuriating tendency to flit away at high speeds.Today had been no different, except th...
Chapter 188: Teaching Fear
Paradox’s Spine Tingler (troll variant) (Intermediate-advanced Difficulty)3 decigrams of troll spine, 1 bat ear, preserved Thunder Heart, Seeker’s mummified brain. Magma Fish eye lens, 1 Cm^3 Lunt bone, Ultimate adhesive.Carve a depression into the lunt bone as depicted below, allowing the magma...
Chapter 187: The Dark Urge
In my dreams I’m with you, bathed in the golden halo of your hair. Awestruck by your beauty.When I wake, It’s not you that’s changed, but me.You remain perfect, radiant, enchanting, a beacon in the night to my poor soul.I wish I was worthy of a fraction of it.“If I could put down my weapons ...
Chapter 186: More Information Required
Gna’kis is an incredibly valuable resource, Perry thought, while he inspected the slimy fetus.A baby demon lord doesn’t happen often at all. In order for them to happen, there needs to be a paradigm shift in the world drastic enough that the older demons are completely unaware of the new portfol...
Chapter 185: Gna’kis, Lord of Sinful Technology
Ultimate Adhesive: (Neophyte Difficulty)Ingredients: troll Ichor, Hymn of the god of homesteading, Lunt bone in ¼ squidge cubes, cheese cloth, wax, airtight containter.Stir the lunt bone and troll ichor together while reciting the hymn, when the mixture begins to glow, quickly pour through the chee...
