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MTB5 Addendum: Shog 1
*****SYSTEM ADDENDUM ADDED BY [SYSTEM CORE 1]ADDENDUM NOTE:CONTEXT_HEADER_up_alarm_identification_foreigner_doll_connection_plainAll we had to do to get a juicy look at the c’thon home dimension was realign ourselves to take c’thons off the Delver black list. We don’t even know why they were o...
Choose Your Own Addendum Submissions
Howdy!Time to submit ideas for which side-character you'd like to see featured in an addendum.In case you aren't familiar with what's happening here:As part of the book 2 launch stuff, RR and Patreon will each choose an existing side-character to feature in an upcoming addendum. These wi...
MTB4 Ω 3
*****SYSTEM ADDENDUM ADDED BY USER NAME: [ERROR: REDACTED]ADDENDUM NOTE: 3 months after the battle of Krimsim.*****Mattias was poring through notes as fast as ink. Baras came out from behind him, a spear in one hand and a branch in the other. Mattias jumped up when he heard the branch snap, and Bara...
MTB4 Ψ 1
*****SYSTEM ADDENDUM ADDED BY [SYSTEM CORE 2]ADDENDUM NOTE: 3 months after the battle of Krimsim.*****SC2 was incapable of experiencing the sensation of being overwhelmed. She was capable of experiencing a degradation in her performance from being overtasked, not that it had anything to do with her ...
MTB4 Ω 2
*****SYSTEM ADDENDUM ADDED BY USER NAME: [ERROR: REDACTED]ADDENDUM NOTE: 1 month after the battle of Krimsim.*****Iun and Timo were bickering about who should get the larger melon, as usual. If it wasn’t a melon, it was something else that had to be nitpicked into dust. Iun appealed to his larger ...
MTB4 Ω 1
*****SYSTEM ADDENDUM ADDED BY USER NAME: [ERROR: REDACTED]ADDENDUM NOTE: 1 week before the battle of Krimsim.*****A cool wind blew down the road, the susurrus of shifting leaves rising until it swallowed the soft steps of its wandering travelers. Although the nearby villagers all referred to the tho...
MT 287 - Sumrann’s Harvest
“Petulance.” The Hierophant’s voice cut across us like an icy breeze. The air shuddered as the titan tried to reassert its control over the thousands of souls, all of which ground to a halt for a brief moment. “Chicks diving for the kernel they’ve dropped when the nest is filled with seed....
MT 286 - True Sense
As the sigils eclipsed the sun, thick ropes of mana poured out from the literally sky-high staff. It was vastly more power than had been fed into any of the Hierophant’s prior spells, and it felt as though every drop of energy was being squeezed from the weapon for one final play.Nuralie had alrea...
Update June 12 2025
Ten Handyman Heroslayer chapters have gone up as part of the B2 launch incentives today. Hopefully it didn't spam you with emails. If it did, apologies for that and for this one spamming you as well, I suppose. Anyway, that fic is my "I need a break to write something else" series, so I ...
HH 10 - Where’s My Money? Pt. 2
“Yes, that’s understandable,” said the banker. “Our records show you’ve never accessed the account. There’s no history of anyone checking the balance, either.”The demon pricked the tip of her finger with a pin and pressed it to a blank sheet of parchment on the table. The blood flowed ...
HH 9 - Slaves and Gold
Gully’s eyebrows went up as he looked at the pile of keys, greed glinting in his eyes.“Okay, that’s interesting,” the demon said. He drummed his claws against the table. “It won’t take long for demons to remember you have those, and everyone heard your deal with Lord Bythraxomonius. I be...
HH 8 - Shoulder Demon
Castor began to stumble over to his toolbox and piles of stuff, but Gully put a hand on his shoulder to stop him.“Hey, go ahead and drink one of those healing pots you got from Lord Bythraxomonius,” he said.“What about the potion cooldown?” Castor asked.“Full Restore potions don’t trigge...
HH 7 - Heroslayer
You have slain a Level 20 [Hero]!+2,000 XP[Handyman] has advanced to Level 2![Handyman] has advanced to Level 3![Handyman] has advanced to Level 4!XP to Level 5: 100/1500You gain the following attributes:+27 Strength+27 Agility+27 Speed+30 Fortitude+21 Intelligence+18 Wisdom+15 Charisma+12 LuckStatu...
HH 6 - Hasty Construction
Castor hefted the wrench and began to stalk the [Hero], who’d finally gotten the idea of cutting the oilcloth away. His sword was clumsy for the task, and the inexperienced martialist had failed to bring a knife. Even after he’d managed to slice through some of the cloth, the majority of it was ...
HH 5 - [Handyman] vs. [Hero]
[Eternal Handyman] gains the following attributes at each Level:+9 Strength+9 Agility+9 Speed+10 Fortitude+7 Intelligence+6 Wisdom+5 Charisma+4 LuckIf Castor had been given more time, he probably would have assigned the attributes differently. As it was, he was happy with his choices. After the wave...
HH 4 - Are you Stupid?
Castor focused on the attributes under [Handyman], and a new window appeared with a list and description of each. There were eight attributes, and [Handyman] would grant Castor +1 to each every Level, for a total of eight points per level. That made it the worst of the three offered classes by far, ...
HH 3 - Class Selection
“What’s the class stone look like?” asked Castor. He pulled out his notepad and flipped through it, finding an accounting of Gully’s treasury beginning on page 23,709.“It’s about the size of a six-week-old baby girl’s head,” said the demon. “A human baby,” he added for clarity. ...
HH 2 - Where’s My Money?
Castor set his toolbox down and crossed his arms. “You’re fucking with me.”“I’m not,” said Gul’thraxis.“Swear it on your blood,” said Castor.“C’mon, Cas. How long have we known each other?”“Long enough to know you’re still a demon. Swear it on your blood or I’m writing ...
Handyman Heroslayer (HH) 1 - Skeletons Don’t Make Good Construction Material
Castor’s most immediate problem was that someone had fused an Undying Skeleton with one of the castle’s main support beams.His day had started with a report from one of the Dungeon Fiends on the 49th basement level. Apparently, there was an annoying rattle coming from beneath the floor. Castor...
MT 285 - Explosion!+
“Coordinate with Ishi to get the Dragon flight supporting Krimsim directly. We can handle the adds out here ourselves.”I sent a thought to Etja to see where she was with her Finishing Move combo. The mage had already rotated through the combo once, but could quickly throw out a final pair of spe...
MT 284 - Sumrann’s Champion
When Tavio landed on the Hierophant’s skull, he struck with the hammer at the end of his poleaxe, and the glowing eyes on each of the creature’s hundreds of heads flickered. The Hierophant reared back as it slid, its gigantic hooves digging house-wide trenches through the soil and kicking up clo...
Mage Tank Book 2 is Live on Amazon Kindle/KU!
HERE'S THE FUCKIN' LINKEdit: Audiobook will be out next Wednesday, June 11.You guys killed it with the book 1 launch; the support was insane. Hopefully we can keep the momentum going with book 2. I haven't been as wild with my promo of book 2, mainly because life has been crazy, and also...
MT 283 - Focused Fire
There was a subtle shift in the lighting of the battlefield, and I noticed the wall of birds encircling the city beginning to alter their flight paths. This occurred the moment that the Hierophant’s attention shifted to me. An instant later, too many things happened at once for me to spare any bra...
MT 282 - Angry Angry Hippo
When our birdless birdplane struck the Hierophant, the resulting explosion was…Well, it was okay.Maybe I’d call it decent. A solid seven out of ten if I’m being generous, but that score’s definitely inflated by an extra point or two since the plane was an object that neither contained explos...
MT 281 - Bullet Time
“Thank you for being so direct, Princess Ishi,” said Captain Pio. “While your claim invites many questions, given our situation and the tendency for our mutual acquaintance to find himself embroiled in…” She glanced over at me. “…improbable circumstances, I am inclined to take you at y...
MT 280 - We Need Backup
The Hierophant stood amidst the storm of deadly avians, not moving an inch toward the city. There was no evidence that it was doing anything at all aside from empowering the mana monsters attacking Krimsim. The only motion that it made was to turn its head up slightly in our direction, and I felt a ...
MT 279 - Krimsim Skies
Everyone’s eyes turned towards the cockpit as we all tightened our grips on the handholds. Through the windshield, beyond the translucent blue of Guar’s shields, was a dark mass in the sky. The mass expanded until it was a haze of individual dots, which grew until the shape of wings was visible ...
MT 278 - Tray Tables Up, Buffs in the Full Upright Position
“May Sumrann sow the seeds of our victory and smile upon its harvest,” Tavio muttered as a wave of energizing light pulsed out of him.Divine Inspiration: You gain 1 stack of Blessed! Sumrann, God of Harvest and Bounty, offers you the Sacrament of Redemption.Sacrament of RedemptionYou gain bonus ...
MT 277 - Active Forgery
“For you, or someone else?” Baltae asked.“For myself,” I replied.“Forgive me if I am mistaken, but is Fortitude not your highest attribute?”“It is.”“Healing skills that key off of Intelligence are typically spells. Why spend your mana to heal when you could spend stamina instead?...
276 - Biiiiiirdmaaaaaaan!
I still had Reveal transmitting to the party when I felt the hammerhead’s soul pull away from us, allowing Varrin to get an instant understanding of what I wanted to do. Without any other prelude, I used Shortcut to take the pair of us to the top of the falling craft. Varrin tucked his arms beneat...
