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LIGHT MY FIRE 🔥Rene Descartes, “Mr I Think Therefore I Am”, ..

LIGHT MY FIRE 🔥Rene Descartes, “Mr I Think Therefore I Am”, was the Frenchman who got the fucking ball rolling for modern philosophy.😎 Five hundred years ago he set the playing board and pieces; he was the first to wonder if the world was real - blaming an all-powerful demon on setting us ...

RISING ABOVE FANTASY 🤤We’ve all heard tales of true love and..

RISING ABOVE FANTASY 🤤We’ve all heard tales of true love and dreamed of being or waiting for our Prince Charming. 💘 These childhood fantasies may entertain, but retaining these ideas can create fucking wildly unrealistic expectations of relationships and others. 😟 Soren Kierkegaard, a nin...

BOUND BY DESIRE ❤️‍🔥Often philosophy is about looking at som..

BOUND BY DESIRE ❤️‍🔥Often philosophy is about looking at something we take for granted from a new perspective.🧐 Philosophy can expose blind-spots later generations will find hard to bloody believe, for instance, Aristotle raved on about the equality of man but didn’t think twice about ...

LET’S TOY AROUND 🤤Quick disclaimer. The German philosopher I..

LET’S TOY AROUND 🤤Quick disclaimer. The German philosopher I am about to discuss, Martin Heidegger, was a Nazi.🤬 He’s the fucking perfect example of the dilemma we face when someone awful comes up with amazingly cool shit – though he later renounced his membership.🙈 Heidegger can’t ...

PLAYTIME'S JUST BEGUN 😏“The games we play,” is something we’..

PLAYTIME'S JUST BEGUN 😏“The games we play,” is something we’ve all heard, usually an excuse for shitty deceitful behaviour.😧 The rules may not have been broken but play has pushed their limits. For a while, twentieth century philosopher, Ludwig Wittgenstein, thought he had broken the...

EASTER DELIGHT ❤️‍🔥We can’t escape the seasons, that 23.5-de..

EASTER DELIGHT ❤️‍🔥We can’t escape the seasons, that 23.5-degree tilt of the Earth means we are always swinging back and forth from the sun.🌞 But smack bang in March we hit the sweet spot: a time when it all balances up and everyone has the same length day.🌗 The equinox welcomed in ...

RAW SENSATIONS 🥵Does a tree make a sound if it falls in the ..

RAW SENSATIONS 🥵Does a tree make a sound if it falls in the woods and there is no-one there to hear it? 🤔 This mind fuck is one of the most famous philosophical riddles, courtesy of seventeenth century over-achiever Englishman, John Locke. Both the French Revolution and United States Declarati...

WHATEVER GETS YOU GOING 🔥Worried a kink is wrong?🥺 Or the de..

WHATEVER GETS YOU GOING 🔥Worried a kink is wrong?🥺 Or the desire to fuck a certain someone isn’t right?😏 You should talk to David Hume. This eighteenth-century Scotsman first destroyed our idea of causation (when ‘this’ causes ‘that’) with a game of billiards and went on to smash ...

WORSHIPPED FORM 🤤Two of the big guns of philosophy are Socra..

WORSHIPPED FORM 🤤Two of the big guns of philosophy are Socrates and Plato.💪 Socrates got the ball rolling challenging everyone to ‘know thyself’.👀 Socrates didn’t write shit down, but luckily, his genius student Plato did (so often we don’t know for sure whose idea was whose).👊 W...

WALK ON THE WILD SIDE 🔥Jean-Paul Satre turned philosophy on ..

WALK ON THE WILD SIDE 🔥Jean-Paul Satre turned philosophy on its fucking head in the 1940’s when he said existence precedes essence. 😵 Or in another way, stuff defines itself; things don’t come from a blueprint. ❌📐 Take underwear, understood to be a small set of pants with two holes fo...

HOLD FIRM 😈Exploring the fine line between pleasure and pain..

HOLD FIRM 😈Exploring the fine line between pleasure and pain seems to have no limits.🥵 Experiment away, says Sartre, because you don’t know until you try it, but fellow Austrian-British philosopher, Karl Popper, was a tad more wary.⚠️ Alive during WWII, Popper was pissed because good peo...

MASTER OR SLAVE? 🤤When you see the name Friedrich Nietzsche,..

MASTER OR SLAVE? 🤤When you see the name Friedrich Nietzsche, you expect to hear about Übermensch (Supermen) and master-race.😨 His fucked-up sister was the one who twisted his ideas to get kudos with the Nazis, and mud sticks.🤬 Nietzsche was actually focused on the act of creation.💥 Supe...

DECEITFUL DEALINGS 😏Genius seventeenth century philosopher B..

DECEITFUL DEALINGS 😏Genius seventeenth century philosopher Blaise Pascal found significance in small things. 🤏 He joked that the English monarchy was saved by a grain of sand (anti-monarchist Oliver Cromwell died early of a kidney stone), and that history would have been very different if Cleo...

SOLO PLAY 🤤I’m a middle-aged man so I’ve had sex a fair numb..

SOLO PLAY 🤤I’m a middle-aged man so I’ve had sex a fair number of times, but I’ve wanked off heaps more. ✊🍆 Could masturbation be important to philosophy? Of course! 🤓 Have a look at the work of late twentieth century philosopher, Gilles Deleuze. I’m not saying he was a tosser at ...

CUM TOGETHER 💦Schopenhauer was a rich prick who was not part..

CUM TOGETHER 💦Schopenhauer was a rich prick who was not particularly nice to women (somewhat of a Schopenist pig, you could say 🤮), but if we can get past his shortcomings, his ideas are full-blown mind orgasms. 🧠💥“All things are one” he declared, not because of a God or greater powe...

MIND FUCK 🔥 Deceptively short, deceptively small and decepti..

MIND FUCK 🔥 Deceptively short, deceptively small and deceptively simple, George Berkeley’s masterpiece will blow your mind.💦 It’s the original reason I got hard doing philosophy, and it’s still sexy as shit years later. 🤤Proving it’s not the size that matters, but what you do with i...

SEXY BODY, SEXY MIND 🤤The impression exists that the great G..

SEXY BODY, SEXY MIND 🤤The impression exists that the great Greek philosophers were a bunch of balding, tubby old men sitting around bullshitting while drinking wine 🍷, when this couldn’t be further from the truth.‼️Socrates was famously short and ugly, but he was also a fucking muscle-bo...

FREE TO FUCK 🔥What do philosophy and fucking have to do with..

FREE TO FUCK 🔥What do philosophy and fucking have to do with each other? 🧐 Philosophy legend, Bertrand Russell, was all about liberty and sexual freedom, including gay rights and the privation of marriage. 🫂 He basically said any adult can marry anyone any way they want. 🥰 He heavily inf...

TOOL CARE 🤤“An artist’s work depends on his tools”.🛠️ These ..

TOOL CARE 🤤“An artist’s work depends on his tools”.🛠️ These words are from the legendary Leonardo da Vinci, who viewed his tools as an extension of his body and intellect, inseparable from his creativity.🎨 This point was not lost on American President Abraham Lincoln, who also famou...

REST & RECOVERY 😏“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”..

REST & RECOVERY 😏“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”💫 You’ll hear this expression when life turns to shit and it’s something for which we have Nietzsche to thank. 🙏 It’s such a cliché now that it can be found fucking everywhere from self-help guides to gym culture.💪 ...

WHAT’S FOR CHRISTMAS? 😏Time to pamper the senses with decora..

WHAT’S FOR CHRISTMAS? 😏Time to pamper the senses with decorations, lights, carols and Christmas feasts.🎄 Lavishing each other with parties, gifts, and oft-times, new experiences.🎁 And it’s something we’ve been doing for thousands of years.🥰To celebrate the passing of winter, the An...

HERE'S YOUR CHANCE 😝Do you think someone’s fucking gorgeous ..

HERE'S YOUR CHANCE 😝Do you think someone’s fucking gorgeous and want to approach them but are shitting yourself that they may not feel the same way?😕 Sure, there is the possibility of rejection, but doesn’t the reward justify the risk?❤️‍🔥 Why then do we hesitate so often when...

WORKING WITH WOOD 🤤Straight lines belong to man, while curve..

WORKING WITH WOOD 🤤Straight lines belong to man, while curves belong to God.🪢 So declared Antoni Gaudi, the early twentieth century Spanish architect who designed the unmistakable La Sagrada Famalia church in Barcelona - soon to be finished after more than 140 years of construction. One of the...

DON’T WORK ME TOO HARD 🥵We live in a hustle culture where if..

DON’T WORK ME TOO HARD 🥵We live in a hustle culture where if you are seen as a failure, you simply haven’t put in the fucking effort.😥 People wear their busy-ness as a badge of honour, each trying to outdo the other with how much work they do, where the answer to “How are you today?” i...

FINDING YOUR GROOVE 😏Musicians are just fucking sexy.🔥 They ..

FINDING YOUR GROOVE 😏Musicians are just fucking sexy.🔥 They don’t have to look like supermodels, but play an instrument or start to sing, and a musician’s mastery over sound transforms them.🤤 Music moves us, arouses us, and as Wittgenstein pointed out, even communicates ideas to us.🤓...

IMPROVE YOUR GAME 🤤 How philosophically sexy is golf?⛳ Some ..

IMPROVE YOUR GAME 🤤 How philosophically sexy is golf?⛳ Some sports, like martial arts and surfing, are clearly philosophical, but golf is next level. A sport where you ultimately play yourself, striving for the perfect game, even when you know it’s impossible to achieve.😥 Golf is a metapho...

EROTIC INSPIRATION🔥 Art is a strange one.🎨 For most, it’s an..

EROTIC INSPIRATION🔥 Art is a strange one.🎨 For most, it’s an expression of creativity; something undertaken if you have the means and talent. But art also has powers like nothing else.🪄 Art can change our minds or teach new ideas in an instant – no discussions, no arguments, no debate o...

LET IT ALL HANG OUT 🤤 Know thyself, advised Socrates.👀 Easie..

LET IT ALL HANG OUT 🤤 Know thyself, advised Socrates.👀 Easier said than fucking done.🤔 Existentialism revealed the impact others had on our sense of self, so unless you live in a fucking cave, knowing thyself includes knowing what others think as well.💭 And we can’t escape these opinio...

CONFIDENT AS FUCK 😏 Confidence is necessary for a good fuck...

CONFIDENT AS FUCK 😏 Confidence is necessary for a good fuck.😎🤤 Self-doubt can kill the mood in a second as loops of negative inner talk take over.😵 Great fucking is a journey requiring full attention and a firm belief in yourself, but it is not the exclusive right of the body-beautiful o...

CHOPPING MY WOOD🔥 The oldest sharpened axe found is from rou..

CHOPPING MY WOOD🔥 The oldest sharpened axe found is from roughly 50,000 years ago, which means we’ve been chopping firewood practically forever. 🪵🪓 To chop and cart wood properly requires physical power, so it’s no fucking surprise that, along with beauty, strength has been highly value...