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I did some retail therapy on the SquidlyCo website this week..

I did some retail therapy on the SquidlyCo website this week! 🤭 You may remember them as the maker of that *other* tentacle toy I have... In light of the Etsy changes where adult "insertable" toys are being banned from the platform, it's more important than ever to support businesses...

Well then... Are you going to join me or what?

I got my hair cut yesterday!!! Admittedly, I went a bit shor..

I got my hair cut yesterday!!! Admittedly, I went a bit shorter than usual and it's taking some adjusting! But it gives me a great shampoo mohawk, and I turn into a chia pet while it's drying. 🤔 I'm an extra crispy boi now!

Some exciting news I finally get to share! 🤭 During my trip ..

Some exciting news I finally get to share! 🤭 During my trip in April, I got measured for a custom cosplay! I was able to commission my boyfriend for a special Tomb Raider piece, and his lead designer did an AMAZING job putting it together! I can't wait to give you guys the sneak preview once ...

What a week! I was lucky enough to visit my lovaaaah last we..

What a week! I was lucky enough to visit my lovaaaah last weekend, but ended up being Nurse Dax instead for the poor sick boy. We had plenty of quality time with cuddles and pizza in bed, but ya boi did unfortunately get sick too and I've been knocked on my ass by antibiotics. Finally feeling be...

Headed back home after a relaxing weekend with my lovaaaaah,..

Headed back home after a relaxing weekend with my lovaaaaah, but could still use some more cuddles. I know, it's hard to think you'll sleep next to me, but the Daxytocin will knock you out...

Sleepy whiskey-fueled cuddles are served... 😴 Hot toddies ge..

Sleepy whiskey-fueled cuddles are served... 😴 Hot toddies get me every time!

Flying into Orlando tomorrow to see my lovaaaaah again! Whic..

Flying into Orlando tomorrow to see my lovaaaaah again! Which, of course, meant I needed to take my requisite "Everything Shower" tonight. Shaved my arms and legs but trimmed up my topiary just the way I like. 🤭 I had to make sure his favourite meal was ready to go after all... A nice l...

Who ordered all this cake? 🤔🍰

Happy Titty Tuesday to you all! 🥰 And hi to the new people w..

Happy Titty Tuesday to you all! 🥰 And hi to the new people who followed me during tonight's tiktok Livestream!!

Finally bought some (much needed) new sheets for my bed, and..

Finally bought some (much needed) new sheets for my bed, and I'm so happy with this colour combination!! A nice dark grey base with this gorgeous deep teal duvet - and I ain't mad that it photographs more green in my room. 🤭 Not too often that we get to see my X-Files tattoo either. It w...

The rainbow tiedye makes this on theme, right? 🤣 Whenever I'..

The rainbow tiedye makes this on theme, right? 🤣 Whenever I'm home at night I prefer to just Donald Duck it around the house.

Happy Pride Month from your fave pan poly switch! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Went for some lovely swims the last few days! Did you know p..

Went for some lovely swims the last few days! Did you know pool noodles make great assistive tools for pool sex?! It was fascinating.

Gotta say, I love the texture on this macrame dress

Well, that's one to check off the bucket list. Just fucked o..

Well, that's one to check off the bucket list. Just fucked outside in the grass for the first time and in a swimming pool, barely two hours after landing in Orlando.

Don't tell my boss what I'm wearing under my work outfit 🤭

Let's get back on track. 😪 I know they're kinda granny panty..

Let's get back on track. 😪 I know they're kinda granny panty looking but I love a high cut waist on me! 🤣

So, anyone who follows me on tiktok or Instagram may have al..

So, anyone who follows me on tiktok or Instagram may have already heard this... The beach trip I took on Saturday? I almost drowned. Not even kidding. I swam out a little further than I should have, and from what we can guess I got stuck in a rip current. I was trying to keep my head above water and...

Beach day 🥰🥰🥰

Getting dressed in my star trek pyjamas after my shower!

So following up on yesterday's post... Uh, ⭐⭐⭐⭐ out of ⭐⭐⭐⭐..

So following up on yesterday's post... Uh, ⭐⭐⭐⭐ out of ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ on that Flexer. Only really marking it down a bit because it's *so loud* that outdoors play would not be an option, and I was hoping for something with that capability. 🫣 But the functionality of the app was...

Someone got a fun new toy in the mail 🫣 Guess I should post ..

Someone got a fun new toy in the mail 🫣 Guess I should post a review once I try it! I'm also curious how it would work to have people help me test it... App enabled things are fascinating.

A cropped video treat for you all on this fine Mother's Day...

A cropped video treat for you all on this fine Mother's Day... The full version is on @theaudaxxxity 💕 The perks of being able to sleep in and touch myself when I wake up, instead of dealing with family. 🤭 I may not be a MILF, but if you want to support me and these mommy milkers, I have ...

I did my civic duty of being hot in public and now it's time..

I did my civic duty of being hot in public and now it's time to be comfy in my star trek pyjamas

Got a friend's birthday party tonight so it's time to access..

Got a friend's birthday party tonight so it's time to accessorise!

Premium page got the full preview early, but here's a nice p..

Premium page got the full preview early, but here's a nice peek at the complete outfit I got this week! 🤭 I think you can tell why I was so excited about it! Now that it's clean at home, I can figure out some fun things to do with it!

Asking both accounts! Laundry day with no lingerie. I get..

Asking both accounts! Laundry day with no lingerie. I get self conscious when I'm not all done up, so I only post when feeling perfect. But that is wrong and I should feel more appreciative of myself! Or so I'm told? So, I'll ask you... Would you like to see me more often as I am?