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I can't pick a favourite so I'm uploading twice! Black & whi..

I can't pick a favourite so I'm uploading twice! Black & white or in colour? 🤔

Kinda obsessed with how well these colours match 👀

Happy hump day 😘

I'm being financially irresponsible and looking up lingerie ..

I'm being financially irresponsible and looking up lingerie online. 🤭 But the real question is which brands can actually handle a 36G?!

I was at a Renaissance Festival on Saturday and one of my ph..

I was at a Renaissance Festival on Saturday and one of my photographer friends was able to take such a wonderful photo of me! But I can't stop laughing at the obvious love bites littering my skin. I wonder what people thought when they saw me walking past! 🤣

I visited the Sherwood Forest Faire renaissance festival thi..

I visited the Sherwood Forest Faire renaissance festival this weekend and got the CUTEST paddle! The artist used the shou sugi ban technique to finish it and I'm in love. Great thud too!

All ready for today 🥰

This is like a reverse strip tease. 🤔 Let's get dressed for ..

This is like a reverse strip tease. 🤔 Let's get dressed for today! All that's missing now is makeup and accessories!

Well, I've been in Orlando for 2 hours and I've already had ..

Well, I've been in Orlando for 2 hours and I've already had a blindfolded 6'5" man's taint in my mouth.

Sneaky treat from last night's Shower Beer 🤭 Perfect way to ..

Sneaky treat from last night's Shower Beer 🤭 Perfect way to unwind after a long day!

The full video is ready on @theaudaxxxity now. 🤭 I had fun e..

The full video is ready on @theaudaxxxity now. 🤭 I had fun editing that down!

I got a really lovely new toy and finally tested it out toni..

I got a really lovely new toy and finally tested it out tonight. Here's a glimpse of it in use... I'm considering uploading a longer video to @theaudaxxxity of me preparing for it, because what you can't tell from this clip is it provides clit, gspot, and anal vibrations. I was in a be...

Went to the concert for one of my favourite Eurovision bands..

Went to the concert for one of my favourite Eurovision bands last night (Dadi Freyr) and had a blast! A big surprise to hear that the opening band was Australian, so that got me nostalgic AF for home. 🥹 But I got... quite distracted between the different acts. I received some flirtatious messages...

Not to be an internet slut stereotype, but the temptation to..

Not to be an internet slut stereotype, but the temptation to get my nipples pierced keeps rising. 🤔 Only downside is it means they would be off limits for fun for a while!

Well good afternoon to you all 😘 I have a surprise day off t..

Well good afternoon to you all 😘 I have a surprise day off this week because of all my overtime. But, of course, the universe has a sense of humour... I had to leave the house at 1:30AM last night to make a house call for my day job and didn't get back until 3:30AM. I earned my lazy morning b...

Well, you see, I was trying to be all cute and document toni..

Well, you see, I was trying to be all cute and document tonight's outfit, and then Marple decided SHE was the star of the show instead... Which is true! 🤷🏼 I'm just her adoring hooman. I had a lovely night reconnecting with a friend I haven't seen in over a year. Unfortunately th...

Anyone want to help me have a happy birthday?

Birthday lunch outfit! Going with my favorite silk wrap pant..

Birthday lunch outfit! Going with my favorite silk wrap pants, and then I've got my green lace crop top with matching coloured thong 🥰 My actual bday isn't until tomorrow, but we're starting the celebration early by introducing my lover to my friends over hot pot!

After a fun play party for my lover's birthday last month, n..

After a fun play party for my lover's birthday last month, now my birthday is this weekend! A shame I don't have a setup like his available at home, but I'm hoping to still have some fun and celebrate. 🤭 We'll be attending the fetish night at a local swingers club, and I'm cur...

Ya boi had an experience last night. Baby's first play party..

Ya boi had an experience last night. Baby's first play party! And holy shit was that a wild time. Started nice and chill with some drinks and conversation, then developed into an impact toy tutorial, and the next thing I know I'm eating out a goddess of a woman on the patio. One of the hig...

It's me and my emotional support cardigan against the world...

It's me and my emotional support cardigan against the world. 🥰 I've had this since 2015, when I bought it from a resale shop outside of Houston. And tbh I've probably worn it almost *every* day since then. It's no surprise green is my favourite colour, and my safety colour.

Question: does giving and receiving head in the middle of ni..

Question: does giving and receiving head in the middle of night make bedhead worse? 🤔 Not gonna lie I kinda like to look - I feel like I'm gonna launch a punk album. And good morning from Orlando! 💕 I flew back again for the lover's birthday and for game night I was *falsely* accused...

Monday has been pretty rough, so I decided to upload somethi..

Monday has been pretty rough, so I decided to upload something to @theaudaxxxity and lift our collective moods. 😏 What can I say, the bat robe made me feel some kind of way!

In regards to the outfit on tiktok and Instagram right now 😉

After a rough start to the month, ya boi is BACK! Starting m..

After a rough start to the month, ya boi is BACK! Starting my Sunday morning off with kitty cuddles and some green tea in the best and truest mug ever. 😏 And yes! I am wearing my star trek pyjama pants! 😂

The lover has a really fabulous toy called a Sybian, which i..

The lover has a really fabulous toy called a Sybian, which is life changing tbh. Vibrates, has multiple size attachments, and you can physically relinquish control of your pleasure to someone you trust. I fucking love that. But the funniest thing about these photos? He started singing that russian C...

Love me a bar that offers a saddle as a seat 😏 I'm getting p..

Love me a bar that offers a saddle as a seat 😏 I'm getting plenty of riding practice this weekend

Okay, I feel like I've teased you guys enough with that toy ..

Okay, I feel like I've teased you guys enough with that toy from Squidly Co, so here's a clip of it in use. I'm thinking of recording a new video to put on TheAudaxxxity while I figure out which camera angles are best for that kind of thing. I also spent most of the previous video trying...

Going an another trip to New Orleans! This time I get to spe..

Going an another trip to New Orleans! This time I get to spend the weekend, and the things I'm most excited about are 1) whiskey grilled cheese from Killer Po Boys and 2) touring the Sazerac House with friends! Since I'll be walking around so much and, uh, getting exercise in with the lover ...

I got a package in the mail on Saturday - emphasis on the wo..

I got a package in the mail on Saturday - emphasis on the word "package" - with some pieces from Squidly Co. Two size training Fae Pod plugs and a Neptune insertable in their malachite pour. The latter of which I got to try out that same night... I didn't peg myself as a monster fucker b...