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Hey all! For all of you who came looking for Friday Night ..
Hey all! For all of you who came looking for Friday Night Live, my wifi here at my AirBnB is acting up and it's looking like we won't be able to connect tonight, but I'll be back next Friday with our regularly scheduled programming, as well as some bonus suprizes to say thank you all f...
Happy Friday, Thirstosaurs! I am so bummed out! I spent all..
Happy Friday, Thirstosaurs! I am so bummed out! I spent all last night putting together a *very* fun and spicy video for this Friday's content, and for whatever reason, OF won't let me upload it, it's been sitting in Upload Limbo for HOURS. In reparations for making you wait until 4pm f...
Tuesday confession: I make like...70% of my tiktoks withou..
Tuesday confession: I make like...70% of my tiktoks without pants. Livestreams are closer to 100%.
Hey Thirstosaurs! BONUS POST! Now that I have your attentio..
Hey Thirstosaurs! BONUS POST! Now that I have your attention, I just wanted to let you know that by popular demand, I've enabled Subscriber Rewards-- which means that you can share my profile link to your cool friends who you think might like my content- for every new subscriber you refer, you ...
Happy Friday, Thirstosaurs! It's been something of a weird ..
Happy Friday, Thirstosaurs! It's been something of a weird and wild week, but I'm so happy that I've gotten so many new friends! This week's photoset is brought to you by a MYSTERY -- seriously, if you were the person who sent me this lingerie set, will you PLEASE message me and let...
Happy Friday, Thirstasaurs! It's been a REAL weird week (se..
Happy Friday, Thirstasaurs! It's been a REAL weird week (seriously, a huge thank you to everyone who checked in on me during my tiktok ban, I really do appreciate it), but one of the BEST parts of the week was finally getting my photoshoot photos back. I spoiled the surprise a little bit earl...
🚨🚨🚨CATIEOSAURUS SPECIAL ALERT! 🚨🚨🚨 Y'all I know it isn't Fr..
🚨🚨🚨CATIEOSAURUS SPECIAL ALERT! 🚨🚨🚨 Y'all I know it isn't Friday, but I just got the first set of photos back from my collab with J. Woodbery Photography, and I'm FREAKING OUT-- LOOK AT THIS PICTURE WITH YOUR EYES. I know I'm supposed to have a modicum of chill here...
Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! ...I'd ask for your forgiveness..
Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! ...I'd ask for your forgiveness on the lateness of this Friday post, but uhhhhh....after you watch the video, I think you'll understand why I was...busy...this afternoon after shooting this video for y'all! Rest assured, however, that my Very Mean dom-type d...
Surprise Monday Content!! So after last Friday, the consen..
Surprise Monday Content!! So after last Friday, the consensus from my Dom-type was that I could have done MUCH MORE and, being a very predictable burnt our gifted and talented brat with a praise kink, to that I say CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Sooooo....we've started putting together the list of avail...
Hey everyone! Just wanted to say a quick thank you to ever..
Hey everyone! Just wanted to say a quick thank you to everyone who came out to the live tonight! We had some streaming issues, but thank you for sticking with it and helping me raise some money for the Trevor Project, which is an organization that I really believe in. I had a ton of fun, and for...
I dunno I'm kind of wine dr*nk and I really like this sweate..
I dunno I'm kind of wine dr*nk and I really like this sweater because it is pure 🔥🔥🔥 please enjoy.
Surprise Monday post! Fun fact, if you add lens flares to ..
Surprise Monday post! Fun fact, if you add lens flares to your strappy lingerie pics, you, too, can feel just like a sexy extra in a JJ Abrams Trek film. What do you think...would you rescue me on a space adventure?
Hey my WONDERFUL Thirstosaurs! We've gotten so many new fr..
Hey my WONDERFUL Thirstosaurs! We've gotten so many new friends this month, I'm pretty excited! I decided that after the *overwhelming* poll vote for more dino undie fun...so here you go! I make no promises that next week won't be 🔥*spicier*🔥 ...it turns out I have a great time...
Hey Thirstosaurs-- Surprise late-night post for y'all! So..
Hey Thirstosaurs-- Surprise late-night post for y'all! So a LOT of you joined up after my post about "how to make your bratty gifted and talented submissive with a praise kink happy" blew up over on tiktok, and quite a few of you asked what that might look like and for some real world...
Someone let me near the temporary tattoos and I was feeling ..
Someone let me near the temporary tattoos and I was feeling myself after my shower, so here's a little something extra to welcome all of the new folks! As a reminder, I'm always happy to accommodate custom requests or special inquiries, feel free to reach out and let me know what you'r...
Hey Thirsosaurs-- I need some input. One of my favorite loca..
Hey Thirsosaurs-- I need some input. One of my favorite locally-owned kink businesses is having their annual Valentine's Day sale*, and I want to pick out a new collar/cuff set. I'm torn between purple and brown. Pros: The brown is a nice respite from the usual "everything in bdsm is b...
Thirstasaurs! I have an important question for you. I'm of t..
Thirstasaurs! I have an important question for you. I'm of two minds for this week's content: I just got this super cute dino set from a very thoughtful fan, but also I'm really feeling the need to put together another gravel voice thirst kink video as my bearded alter ego, Billy Eyelash...
Happy Monday my darling Thirstasaurs! I know that Fridays ar..
Happy Monday my darling Thirstasaurs! I know that Fridays are our day for new content, but I have been absolutely overwhelmed by the kind words of encouragement and support and enthusiasm for my OF, so I wanted to say thank you with a little bonus content to get the week started off right. Don'...
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a kinky creator ..
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a kinky creator in the midst of a pandemic must, in fact, be in possession of an OnlyFans. So here we are. I will be posting something interesting and a little spicy every Friday for you. However, I'm not quite sure what direction to take this in just ...
