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Hello Humans. ;) Hope your Sunday is swell. I’ve been feel..

Hello Humans. ;) Hope your Sunday is swell. I’ve been feeling increasingly well recently, despite random life bullshit. It helps that I’ve had my meds consistently available. I’ve gained a lil weight too, and idk. I’m pretty happy with the décolleté area. Haha I’ll take some better (...

Hi guys! No point to this post except that I was a lil 🍃 and..

Hi guys! No point to this post except that I was a lil 🍃 and having fun taking pics of my phalanges and nail polish yesterday. Hehe 😘

I was feeling a lil mischievous yesterday, and I took a bunc..

I was feeling a lil mischievous yesterday, and I took a bunch of fun pictures to share with you! ;) (In this set of 31 pics and 2 videos [1:20 and 0:46], I frolic on my bed, flash all the tasty bits at you, and play with myself a little, too. There are a lot of pics focused on my nether regions, an...

The sun is back and so are the roses.

Ok, so. I’ve had a good couple of days. I’m still going thro..

Ok, so. I’ve had a good couple of days. I’m still going through a lot, but I’m holding up. The sun is out, and it’s been absolutely gorgeous. You can tell I’m feeling a bit better, because I just finished 💦, party of one. lol And I had a minimally inspired idea while I was cumming, an...

Hello, it’s me. Gross potato. lol I have a lot of bullshit..

Hello, it’s me. Gross potato. lol I have a lot of bullshit things that I wanna say. I can’t decide which ones to say, and if I want to shower and make a video. Or write them. Idk. WORDS FORTHCOMING: I started this endeavor because I needed an endeavor, or a project. Smth to motivate me to w...

Hi guyyyyyys. This is me, rn. 🙈 A mess! Haha. Post reschedul..

Hi guyyyyyys. This is me, rn. 🙈 A mess! Haha. Post rescheduling therapy fit. Anywho. I was thinking that I’d maybe take some fun (for me and maybe you, who knows) pictures today. But I think I’m going to do some necessary home related chores today, so that I can goof the fuck off with the ca...

This is the energy level I’m working with rn, lol. Tell me, ..

This is the energy level I’m working with rn, lol. Tell me, linguists, what is the “lol” doing; how do I fit it into a sentence tree? lol I was only able to take one syntax course during my undergrad, but it was definitely a top fave 3 courses that I’ve ever taken. Anyhow. Plz enjoy this ...

Ok, y’all. SURPISE! I’m indecisive. Actually, I’m just t..

Ok, y’all. **SURPISE!** I’m indecisive. Actually, I’m just thoughtful. The scene: I’m washing the dishes. High. Post-therapy. Drinking a redbull. And thinking abt my hasty decision to take a break from OF. Here’s the thing: I really enjoy many aspects of this endeavor. Not just the $$. ...

Hi guys. I have a bit of a frustrating update to share with ..

Hi guys. I have a bit of a frustrating update to share with you all. Please watch my stories if you care to know. 💕

Happy Earth Day. ;)

Tiny little road tripping with the sister today, so put on r..

Tiny little road tripping with the sister today, so put on real pants again! Hi. ;)

I really shoulda made this a story; I’m pushing my PPV furth..

I really shoulda made this a story; I’m pushing my PPV further down the gutter (said endearingly 🙃), but what can I say. I’m an artist (🌱). Jk, but rly tho. I could have sworn that I’d saved the uncensored version. Oops. Guess you’re getting *coy* bullshit poetry, folks. Good nite. ...

Therapy fit, today. lol I put a shirt on. :p Merely document..

Therapy fit, today. lol I put a shirt on. :p Merely documenting that I wore real, non-sweatpants, pants today.

I was gonna wait to share this but fuck it. I’m lying in bed..

I was gonna wait to share this but fuck it. I’m lying in bed and my tummy is rumbling and grumbling. So, how ‘bout you help me buy some fucking groceries? 🤦 lol You’ll receive a pretty sweet lil view, for your troubles. ;) I also took a couple of short (45 sec and 1:35, respectively) video...

Hi guys! I finally got around to sorting through all (abt ..

Hi guys! I finally got around to sorting through all (abt half, actually haha) the pics I took yesterday! I was just goofing off, rly. I’ll share the more explicit pics mañana, at some point, once I figure out what I want to do w/them. Brief updates abt personal identity video: I ended up de...

I’ve got some things to share with you. ;) Filmed a sweet ..

I’ve got some things to share with you. ;) Filmed a sweet lil custom. And I thought abt filming an update for you, too. But instead, I just kinda goofed off in the space. Still very much adapting to off-the-bed pics. I can’t tell yet, how I like to place my body in the frame. And how to transl...

I’m not used to having any natural light at all, by this tim..

I’m not used to having any natural light at all, by this time of day.

Hi, guys. I’m feeling like such a Debbie downer here recentl..

Hi, guys. I’m feeling like such a Debbie downer here recently, and that’s saying a lot for someone who has spent much of the past few years severely depressed+. That’s a joke, sry. Anyhow, found out yesterday that my 🐶 has a potentially operable cancer, but it’s super expensive. It’s ...

I haven’t attempted to upload a video again, yet. But! I did..

I haven’t attempted to upload a video again, yet. But! I did cut the front lawn. Hahaha Ok, I have a serious question! I truly have not ever before found myself to be the caretaker of a yard with grass before, so pardon my ignorance. The preamble: there’s a large leaf pile in the yard, and I as...

Idk what to say. I made an outline for a phil video. Then I ..

Idk what to say. I made an outline for a phil video. Then I got horny and I didn’t even record it. lol Small steps each day, I suppose. Tomorrow, tomorrow.

Today’s post, part two. I made an awkward little phil video..

Today’s post, part two. I made an awkward little phil video, too! It’s 26 mins tho, so we’ll see when *that* finally gets uploaded. Please enjoy this little tease in the meantime. ;)

Today’s post.

Hiya, humans. This might be a long one, so buckle up and ho..

Hiya, humans. This might be a long one, so buckle up and hold on to your horses and sow your wild oats. Whatever you need to do. Also, TW. Brief mentions of suicide. I don’t really know how to start this, so I’m just gonna jump into the deep end. 💦 6 mos ago, when I first started this acct,...

Idk rly, what to write this evening. I got ready to record,..

Idk rly, what to write this evening. I got ready to record, because I was feeling motivated to do so. And then, I was not. Idk. My brain simply isn’t braining well, tonite. Sometimes progress, and growth, and healing, and blah blah blah, can feel like treading water. I feel like I’m treading ...

Happy midweek! Check out the post immediately prior to see..

Happy midweek! Check out the post *immediately prior* to see this outfit, but a bit more explicit. ;) It’s a super rainy and thundery day today, and I am absolutely adoring it! I really love overcast/rainy weather. I’m planning to film some stuff tomorrow, too. So, get excited! Need to film a ...

I want you drooling, dripping, gooning, bb. 😘 Give it to me...

I want you drooling, dripping, gooning, bb. 😘 Give it to me. *Oh! If you’ve ever wanted to see me bent over, this one’s for you. ;)* (In this set of 30 pics [🤯] I mostly just goof off, trying to figure out angles and how I like to fill up space when I am taking pictures while standing. I...

Abt to film, take pics, answer misguided q’s abt relation-r,..

Abt to film, take pics, answer misguided q’s abt relation-r, perhaps. ;) Idk, I haven’t decided exactly, but I’m getting ready to to do smth. lol Y’all, tho! I get so incredibly frustrated with angles sometimes. (I really just deleted a whole paragraph of my venting abt angles. I should do ...

Hi guys. :) I colored my hairs yesterday, and then put on ..

Hi guys. :) I colored my hairs yesterday, and then put on makeup, got ready to record smth and idk. I decided to go to bed instead. 🙈 It was late. I was tired. Soon, soon, soon. Here are some silly candids, for now. 🌻💕