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[F4A] Your Goth Girlfriend Admits She's Secretly A Vampire
🕑 Added 2024-03-23 22:00:03 +0000 UTCScript by: PrinceInYellow
You and your goth girlfriend arrive at her place for movie night, but you notice some weird things: there's a strange-looking jar of red "juice" on her coffee table and her reflection doesn't appear on the TV screen! You confront her, and she admits reluctantly that she's been a vampire all along. She just didn't know how to tell you because she thought you'd break up with her once you found out…
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Comments
V01D
One idea I read was that the reason Vampires are said not to show up in mirrors was because they used to use Silver to cause the mirror effect.
Method ASMR
Close enough XD Thank you, James :3
James Edmund Luchs
I was fully expecting the excuse for the jar to be "cranberry sauce". Amazing audio as always, I loved the "bad" jokes at the end couldn't stop laughing.
rezdaboi
Heck yeah
