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How to tame a harpy
🕑 Added 2024-12-21 17:16:20 +0000 UTCThis story is finally over, thank God I didn't have time to drop it and bring it to an end. In this story, I applied new tricks that I discovered, which allowed me to greatly change the tone and beauty of the pictures.
I think you'll like what happened.
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Greetings, dear reader! Thank you for choosing our publication, because we are the ones who know the most about monster people and are always ready to give you the right advice.
Today we have harpies in our topic.
I don't think anyone needs to explain who this is, but if you suddenly don't know, then I will tell you a bit of history.
The history of harpies has been going on for a very long time and is closely connected with humans. Although harpies are wild creatures by nature, they have always been both afraid and at the same time very interested in people. Some harpies even consciously allied with humans, bringing great advantage to the ancient states.
The most common type of harpies are flying harpies. They usually live in hard-to-reach places, such as mountains, treetops, etc. There are also land harpies, such as ostriches and penguins. But today is our issue about flying.
Your very first task is to find the girl you like. Start watching her, study her habits, where she flies, etc.
And then prepare the nets...
To make this trap, you need a lot of strong rope and no less patience. You need to:
- Tie a tight net of ropes
- Prepare loops for arms, legs and wings
- Consolidate it all
Set this trap in the place that the harpy most often visits before flying home. Usually, closer to sunset, they like to visit their favorite and secluded places.
As soon as she flies home, she must immediately fall into a trap!
If everything works out correctly, she will be completely tied up and unable to escape, and now her fate will depend only on you.
She will be hysterical, scattering feathers in a panic. Take your time!
Carefully approach her and start talking to her gently. Pretend that this is not your trap and you are here to help. Leave her hands, feet, and wings tied and escort her to your camp.
Advice:
Her claws may look funny, but don't forget that they can easily pierce your bone! Be careful!
I hope that you have prepared a camp in the forest, because now your bird will live there. You need to have two tents, a campfire, lots of firewood, as well as plenty of food and something else, but more on that later.
As soon as you bring the harpy to the camp, do not rush to untie her, but put shackles on her leg. Don't forget to pick up a long enough chain, which you can fix on a nearby tree.
And here the harpy's domestication will begin. This will probably be the sweetest and most interesting stage, because you will need not only to surprise the girl, but also to prove that you want only the best for her, as well as a little love.
At this stage, you need to follow simple rules that are sure to please the girl. What needs to be done:
1) Cook delicious food for the girl! Harpies know that humans can cook delicious food. Some of them steal food from people. But at the same time, harpies are terrible cooks. Their approximate diet consists of fruits, vegetables, raw or fried meat.
A well-cooked soup with fresh vegetables, boiled meat, seasoned with salt will make a girl salivate. At first, she will be afraid of you, but when she sees that you are munching so deliciously, she will stare at you, interested in your food.
2) Always talk to a girl! They do not know the language of humans, but like birds, they can perfectly repeat the language of humans and at the same time quickly learn it. During the first evening, she will be able to recognize some words and phrases, and after a couple of days she will be able to communicate with you like a small child. In a month, she'll know your language as well as you do.
3) Praise the girl! Never be rude or scold her. This is not the best way to win her over.
And use your trump card - sugar! Few harpies know what sweet is. Take plenty of lollipops with you and don't forget to treat her. She'll be overjoyed. The main thing is not to feed her lollipops very often, treat her only at the right moments.
Advice:
Try not to sing in front of the harpy if you can't sing, at least like the best singers of your time. Since they were born, harpies are skilled singers and imitators, and your screeching can scare them.
Put the girl to sleep in her tent. Offer her a blanket if it's cold. Don't make any noise and let her fall asleep in peace. You also don't need to molest her or try to rape her. She definitely won't appreciate it.
If everything goes according to plan, then at this stage the girl will gradually obey you and will not be afraid of you. And pay attention to her gaze, because harpies have excellent day vision and their eyes are everything to them. And their eyes also give them away, if they watch you too often or look into your eyes often, then you're doing everything right.
Advice:
Daytime harpies literally can't see anything at night, but they can see flawlessly in the light. Maybe you should leave the campfire on overnight to make her feel safer.
Don't forget to take care of the girl. Although she's wild, many monster people practice personal hygiene, especially girls. And here you have a trump card...wooden bathtub!
Yes, dragging a whole bathroom into the woods with you is a desperate step, but are you ready to surprise your future girlfriend?
Hot water and funny soap bubbles will finally convince her of your concern for her. Harpies have to wash in ordinary water, which is never hot, so for her it will be something akin to a fairy tale. And shampoo and soap will quickly wash her hair and feathers.
If her gaze is kind, she has a big smile on her face and she looks at you with joy, then you can help her with bathing. You can have a little chat with her here.
- He-He-heat! And Wet!
- Do you like it?
- Yes!
(If you really dragged the bathroom into the woods. then you are either a sick person or a desperate person. My respect to you!)
Advice:
Harpy feathers are soaked in a water-repellent secret, but this does not mean that they do not need to be washed.
The skin of the harpy's feet is best washed with something hard, like a hard washcloth.
It's a very, very exciting moment, because now your fate with the girl will be decided. Will she fall in love with you or will she still refuse you?
About a week later, your relationship will be very clear to you and it's time for you to take a new step, namely a gift for a girl. This gift can be anything, as long as it has great value, be it a beautiful gold necklace or a thing that is intended exclusively for a girl. You can give her a whole box of lollipops, a beautiful ring, or the aforementioned necklace, but personally, I would prefer to give her a beautiful dress. The dress will simultaneously show the girl that she can also be a human and will also decorate her.
If she doesn't like your gift and she's still cold to you, then you've probably made a mistake somewhere, or you're just not right for each other. In this case, I advise you not to despair and accept defeat. You should not scold a girl, beat her, or leave her to her fate. Just let her go, let her fly home.
However, there is a small chance that this is what will melt her heart and she will stay. Well, or that after a couple of days she will change her mind and will look for you to apologize and come back to you.
And if she likes your gift, then you will immediately understand that she will not be able to imagine your life without you. A happy face, blush and sometimes tears will definitely hint to you that you did everything right. Even if the gift doesn't suit her, she'll still be grateful. Expect gratitude from the girl at night!
- Is this for me?
- Yes!
- Thank you! I really like it!
Advice:
Harpies and birds love shiny things! Sometimes you can find a lot of expensive treasures or a lot of shiny trash in harpy dwellings.
She will look at you sweetly all evening, and at night she will be really sweet and caring. Now it's her turn to take care of you. Don't worry, the harpy know perfectly well that you want her too, and she also knows exactly where she can make you feel good!
Different types of harpies show their care in different ways and have different desires. The most gentle are owls, the rudest are vultures.
- This is for you... Relax...
Advice:
Harpies like to rub their necks against people they love!
When the petting is done, the moment of truth will come. She'll be on top of you, and when she's ready, she'll let you know.
Also note that her eyes will start to glow in the dark. In fact, her eyes only reflect the light, but it also means that she is fully focused on the process and does not want to miss anything. Every time, she will carefully watch the process, then you, because the harpy's eyes are her everything.
- I'm ready! Let's get started... please...
Advise:
What are you waiting for? Start!
As I said, she will try not to miss anything, so don't be afraid if glowing eyes are watching you all the time.
Also, the harpies especially trust you and your preferences on this night. Although a lot depends on a certain type of harpy, your choice will be taken into account. Even if you choose the wrong hole...
A girl won't care about your sexual experience. She will like you anyway and she will try her best for you.
- Mmm... Does it hurt?
- Ahhh... everything is fine! Go ahead if you like...
Advise:
The girl will be extremely careful with her talons, but still do not lose your vigilance!
And when you are both ready to complete this long journey, she will definitely feel it and will always be facing you. It means a lot to her!
- I'm ready! Let's do it together!
Advice:
What are you waiting for? Finish!
There is an ancient legend among the harpies about a white harpy who fell in love with a man. Their love was as bright as the sun and as eternal as the world. Although the harpy and the human have long since died, almost all harpies remember their love, because she was the first one who proved that humans and harpies can live in peace.
The sex of these two is also particularly remarkable. The harpy grabbed her lover and they made love high in the sky. And when the last moment came, they conceived their first child in the fall, whom they named Icarus.
Since then, every harpy girl imagines herself as the harpy soaring in the sky at the moment of orgasm.
Advice:
White harpies, or albino harpies, have always been particularly vulgar.
It looks like my manual has come to an end. Now your girlfriend, or rather, your future wife, is ready to consolidate the marriage. She is ready to bind your destinies forever, to raise children for you, to be with you until the end.
By this point, she should have fully learned your language and sincerely confessed her feelings to you. And this confession will be a song that she will personally compose and perform at your wedding. Prepare handkerchiefs, because you will definitely cry!
And also be prepared that she will forcibly carry you to her relatives and you will celebrate your honeymoon in big nests.
Advise:
Kiss her!
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Well, I had to spend a lot of effort on this story. I hope you enjoyed it!
Comments
MoonDroch
<div ><div><span class="text">Thanks man</span></div><div></div></div>
Jeepmachine
<div ><div><span class="text">WOW MoonDroch! That's is absolutely incredible! Really like the story and also how it's also a manual with harpy advice ๐๐ very very nice work my friend! ๐คฉ๐๐ฅ๐ฅโฅ๏ธ Totally AWESOME! ๐๐ค</span></div><div></div></div>
