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My hero Academia cartoon (rough draft script)
🕑 Added 2019-01-03 20:46:02 +0000 UTCHere’s a new cartoon script for y’all!
It’s stupid lol
Allmight: Hello there sir I’m allmight!
Rocky: Hello sir
Daniel: Nice to meet you all might!
Myron: Damn nigga you swole..
Allmight: I hear you want to be a super hero??
Allmight: Before you can do that you must answer these simple questions
Allmight: Question 1! What makes you want to be a super hero?
Rocky: Cuz y’all hiring
Daniel: I want to use my powers to exterminate all thots
Myron: To be honest my mom signed me up for this bull
Allmight: Question 2! What’s your quirk?
Rocky: I can eat ramen.
Allmight: How the fuck can you help people with that?
Rocky: help them by giving them ramen.
Daniel: My quirk involves killing all thots
Allmight: that’s not a power..
Myron: I got this powerful ass move called the nut spray I nut everywhere!
Allmight: *sigh* let’s just continue with the interview.
Allmight: Question 3! Finish this line!
“With great power.. comes great...”
Rocky: What is this Spider-Man? Umm with great power comes great memes?
Daniel: Comes great thrill for killing on thots
Allmight: DUDE WHATS WITH YOU AND THOTS?!
Myron: With great power.. comes great Asian tittys.
Allmight: Hmmm.. interesting.
Allmight: Question 4! If you were a animal what would you be?
Rocky: I’ll be a hot dog bun.
Daniel: My ex so I kill myself.
Myron: I want to be a big ass pickle.
Allmight: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS??!! HOW YOU GONNA BE A HERO WHEN YALL CANT SAVE ANYONE WITH YOUR QUIRKS OR ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS??
Rocky: Like I said. Cuz y’all hiring.
*momo yaoyorozu pops outta no where*
Momo: ROCKY!!!!
Rocky: Ma’am it’s 63 degrees outside put some clothes on.
Momo: YOU FUCKIN PROPELLER HEAD ASS BITCH WHERES MY FUCKIN MONEY??!
Rocky: Were not doing this right now.
Momo: OH!! I BOUGHT YO ASS PIZZA YESTERDAY SO YOU OWE ME MONEY!!
Rocky: No! You bought me papa Johns when I said I wanted lil Caesars!!
Momo: NAH WHAT YOU GONNA DO IS GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND GIVE ME MY MONEY!!
Rocky: In the words of Rosa parks, “No”
Momo: WHY YOU!!!!!
*momo pulls out a big ass gun*
Myron: WHOA WHOA CHILLLLLLLL
Daniel: So we just gonna ignore that she pulled a gun out of her skin.
Momo: GIVE ME MY MONEY!!!
Rocky: GIVE ME LIL CESARS!!!!
Myron: IM HORNY!!!!
*Izuku comes in and slaps rocky with a tuna then leaves*
*everyone is confused*
Rocky: YO IS THAT LOGIC?!?
The end.
