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Kingdom Hearts 3 rough draft script
🕑 Added 2019-02-05 14:49:27 +0000 UTCits a rough draft i may change some shit but heres the stupid script lol
THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!
*Shows niggu, hugh, & sonic boy dressed up in the backyard recording themseleves doing a skit*
hugh: STOP RIGHT THERE EVIL DR NUT SACK!! I WONT LET YOU TURN MY FRIENDS INTO HEARTLESS!!!
niggu: WOO WOO WOO WOO (HAHAHA You can't stop me! i got the power of god and anime by my side)
*hugh whispers to sonicboy*
hugh: what he say? what was the translation?
sonicboy:umm he said something bout anime and god n stuff
Hugh: Jokes on you evil dr nut sack! i got the key sword! Ya man!
hugh:Im taking you down Kingdom hearts style!
hugh: If some of yall watching at home and not know what kingdom hearts is,
Kingdom hearts is a disney game created by a lil boys wetdream fanastys on wattpad!
hugh:Take this dr nut sack! IMMA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS-
*mickey mouse pops up all creepy like*
mickey: Watch your profanity hugh.
hugh: Umm i mean IMMA TAKE YOU DOWN DR NUT SACK! YA MAN!!
*hugh and niggu act like they fighting and missing hits on purpose*
*sonic boy jumps in*
*hugh gets knocked down*
hugh: Trey! i mean.. Sonic boy! finish him off!
sonic: t-thats impossible hugh! i cant do it! i-im not strong enough!
hugh: You got the power of friendship!! thats kinda one of the themes in kingdom hearts!
next to darkness, light, heart, & memories. BUT MAINLY FRIENDSHIP!
*sonic & hugh get close to each other*
hugh: You can do it sonicboy.
*they kiss for one second then cuts to scene where sonic boy and hugh is back up*
hugh: Prepare for our next attack!
niggu: Woo woo. (Man ya'll niggas gay)
*mickey mouse pops up all creepy like*
mickey:Watch your profanity niggu.
niggu: Yo what the fuck?
*mickey gets closer and creepier*
mickey:What the fuck did i just say about your profainty niggu.
hugh: Dont worry sonic boy! i called in re-enforcements!! I brought Donald duck
*shows a regular duck and its making duck noises with random translations on the screen*
hugh: uhh ok i got brought goofy as a back up
*goofy pops up and starts making alot of noises then pulls out a gun and starts shooting*
hugh: NO GOOFY CHILL DONT KILL ANYONE!!!!!!!
*sonic boy acts like he got shot and pours ketchup on himself*
hugh:SONIC BOY!!!! NOOO!!!!! IM HERE FOR YOU BABY SPEAK TO ME!!!
sonicboy: *coughs* so much ketchup.. I mean. the power of friendship hugh! use it...
*sonicboy plays dead*
*Hugh starts singing simple and clean to sonic boy horribly*
*sora pops up*
sora: GIVE ME BACK MY KEYSWORD!!!
sonicboy: Hugh you stole his sword???
hugh: HES THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS A KEY SWORD!!
Aqua: i have one
master eraqus: I have one too
mickey: I have one too too
ventus: i have one three!
Hugh:ALRIGHT I GET IT!!!!
Aqua: You dont have to yell sir.
*billy pops up*
billy: Hey guys am i late for the skit?
aqua: HOLY SHIT A HEARTLESS!!!
billy: Wait what?
*aqua pulls out her keysword and hits billy with it*
*myron pops up laughing*
myron: HaHaHa Boy you weak as fuck. you cant take a hit from a girl?
*Aqua hits myron and he screams like a anime girl*
The End.
