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New mortal Kombat 11 cartoon script!
🕑 Added 2019-01-21 17:39:32 +0000 UTCThis is stupid but here it is lol
Daniel: Bruhhhh why you gotta a party city outfit on?
Billy: Nahhh bruh I must defend earth realm!!!
Daniel: Dude... what is earth realm?
Daniel: I must prevent out world from destroying earth realm
BIlly: IM BOUT TO WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP SOME ASS!!
Daniel: Don’t ever say that shit again
Billy: Shut up before I hit you with that fatality!!
Daniel: A what??
Billy: GET OVER HERE!!!
*throws fake spear hits him in the head*
Daniel: OUCH DUDE WHAT THE HELL!?!
Billy: I WILL PLEASE THE ELDER GODS!!!
Daniel: You know mortal Kombat fake right?
Billy: Oh ya?? Watch me hit you with the bicycle kick!!
*billy runs up and jumps but misses*
Billy: Elder gods.. why have you forsaken me..
Daniel: Dude mortal Kombat ain’t real. The moves and blows are completely unrealistic It’s fake.
*billy stares like his childhood was taken away from him*
Daniel: Nigga why you look like I ruined your childhood? Your acting like I said I caught Santa clause drinking Pepsi not coke
Billy: Your just a hater with no clout. As you sit here and look slow, Imma go save earth realm
*scarlet pops up*
Daniel: Yo is that loGic?
Scarlet: GIVE ME YO BLOOOD
Billy: NOO
Scarlet: GIVE ME
Billy: NOOO
Scarlet: GIVE ME
Scarlet: GIVE ME YO BLOOD NIGGA!!!
*Soulja boy pops up and knocks out scarlet*
Soulja boy: I CREATED YOU NIGGA!! I CREATED MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
Billy: No you didn’t you washed up toaster strudel!!
Soulja boy: I CREATED YOU NIGGA YALL NIGGAS OUT HERE TALKING BOUT TYGA?!!
Daniel: We’re not doing this.
Soulja boy: TYGA?!?!
*Scorpian kills tyga*
Billy: Hey thx scorpion!!
*scorpian attacks billy*
Daniel: Man my nuts inch.
