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New Jump Force cartoon rough draft script!
🕑 Added 2019-02-14 13:53:40 +0000 UTCHeres the new cartoon script like the others, its stupid lol here ya go!
Slow Force:
Myron: AYO BRUH YOU READY FOR JUMP FORCE??!
Rocky: Hell ya bro! Even tho its basically just dragonball xenoverse but with more animes and
better graphics!
myron: The best part is bruh we got dat ULTIMATE PASSSSS
rocky: A YUH!!!!!! who cares i went bankrupt buying the game!?
myron: LETS PLAY DIS SHIT!!!
*cuts to rocky and myron starting up the game*
rocky: LETS GET IT!!!
*shows the loading screen and it takes forever to load and rocky and myron are staring at it*
rocky: So umm is suppose to take this long to load?
myron: Maybe thats what its suppose to do?
rocky: hmm lets keep waiting.
*2 hours later and shows its at 2%*
*shows myron staring at the screen*
rocky:bruhhhhhh how long has it been??
myron: 2 hours bruh..
*game instantly loads*
rocky: BRUHHHH LOOK IT FINISHED LOADING!!!!!
myron: A BOUT TIME!!! PLAY DAT SHIT!!!!
*rocky starts up a match*
rocky: LETS GET IT!!!!
*another loading screen pops up*
myron: GOD DAMMIT!!!!
rocky: ANOTHER LOADING SCREEN?!?!
*2 months later*
*shows myron and rocky staring at the screen*
*game loads*
myron: AYO BRUH IT FINALLY LOADED!!!!
rocky: REALLY?!?! BET!!! LETS CREATE OUR CHRACTER!!
*shows them creating a female character*
rocky: Only a female or male? Wheres the transsexual option at?
myron: YO WHAT WE CAN ADJUST HER TITTYS?!!
rocky: you already know bro we put that TO THE MAX
myron: A YUH!
rocky: What should we call her?
*they stare at each other then they smirk and type in "Mrscoochie69"
rocky: NOW LETS CLAP SOME CHEEKS!!!
myron:YO WHAT THE FUCK?!! WHY THE FUCK BORUTO IN HERE?
*shows boruto looking all stupid and shit*
rocky: Dont stress him! LETS CLAP HIS DADS CHEEKS!!
myron: BET!!! BEAT NAURTOS RAMEN LOVING ASS BRUH!!!!!!!!
rocky: ATTACK HIM "MrsCoochie69"!!!
*rocky and myrons character trys to attack naruto but he holds the block button the whole game*
myron: Bruh... WHY THE FUCK DOES HE KEEP BLOCKING?!?!
rocky: I DONT KNOW BRUH!!!!!
*naurto stops blocking*
myron: AYO BRUH HE STOP BLOCKING HIT HIS ASS!!!
*he tries to hit him then he starts running away*
rocky:BRUH WHAT!?!?!?!
*cuts to a scene at gamestop*
guy: Hello sir how may i help you?
rocky: Ya i would like to return this game back how much money would i get back cuz u dropped
100$ on this bit
guy: hmmm about 2 dollars
*rocky gets mad and lays on the ground*
*myron leans to rocky*
myron: you ok bruh?
*rocky slaps his hand and gets close to him*
rocky: YOU TOLD ME THIS GAME WOULD BE FUN MYRON *licks his lips* YOU LIED TO MEEEEE!!!
myron: ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
*cuts them making a deal with the gamestop guy
rocky: How bout dis we challenge you to a jump force battle! If we win you give us our
money back!
guy: thats a bet!
*cuts to another loading screen*
rocky: YO WHAT THE HELL WHY EVERYTHING TURNED BLACK?!?!
myron: BRUH I KNOW THIS AINT ANOTHER LOADING SCREEN!!!!
*loading icon popped up*
rocky:NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
*cuts to the fight*
rocky: a ching chong chingy chong chong ching ching! (Ight you ready myron???)
myron: CHINGY CHING CHING CHINY CHING CHONG CHONG CHONG CHING CHIGGY CHING CHINGGGG!!!!
(YEEE BOY LETS GET DIS FOOL!!!!)
guy: Aye yall niggas racist
rocky: TAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*rocky charges to the guy and he keeps blocking*
rocky:BRUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
myron: MOVE BACK I GOT THIS!!!
*myron hits him with a nut spray but the frame rate started acting up he started lagging*
rocky: BRUH WHATS WITH THE DAMN FRAME RATE?!!?
myron:I DONT KNOW IM TRYING TO GET HIS ASS!!
rocky: Bro your going 90s internet slow!!
myron: Dont worry bro ill hit him eventually!!
*myron hits him with the nut spray but he was blocking the whole time*
*myron and rocky stares at him still holding block and runs a way*
rocky: you know what.. im going back to xenoverse..
*shows the creen going blue and it says error your game has crashed*
myron:BRUH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
The End.
