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Avengers Endgame cartoon *rough draft script*
🕑 Added 2019-03-26 14:55:41 +0000 UTCheres another one for ya! since others will take a bit to finish!
WE WILL SAVE THE WORLD! Avenegers Endgame
shows billy & dahmir dressed up as ant man and captain america confronting shrek cause he
has the infinty gauntlet
billy: SHREK GIVES US BACK THE INFINITY GAUNTLET!!!
shrek: THIS IS MY SWAMP DONKEY!!!
billy: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?!?!
shrek: MY SWAMP!!!!
billy: CMON MAN WE TRYING TO SAVE OUR FRIENDS THEY TURNED INTO DUST SO GIVE ME THE GAUNTLET!
shrek: MY SWAMP!
billy: GIMME!!!!!
shrek: MY SWAMP!!!!!!
dahmir: How'd shrek even get the gauntlet anyway?
*gravity king appears*
gravity king: you fell for my trap you bootlegged avengers!
billy: HOLY TRANSEXUAL BALLS ITS DARTH VADER!!!
gravity king: BITCH IM GRAVITY KING!!!
dahmir: WHAT DID YOU DO NOW GRAVITY WEEWEE!?!!
gravity king: haha you fell for my trick! shrek dosnt have the infinity gauntlet! I DO!!!
*gravity king does a chaotic laugh for a few seconds*
billy: So what does shrek have to do with this?
gravity king: Man fuck dat nigga
*gravity king throws shrek and takes his gauntlet*
gravity king: Now i got two infinty gauntlets!!
billy: what do infinty gauntlets do anyway?
gravity king: THIS!!!
*gravity king turns billy white*
billy: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!!!??!?!
gravity king: Now i will turn everyone into hot pockets then imma fuck them raw!
gravity king: Before i kill you dahmir, whats your favorite one direction song?
dahmir: ummm what makes you beautiful?
gravity king: Wrong answer
*gravity king uses his gravity power on dahmir and he screams*
*rocky appears*
rocky: DONT WORRY GUYS I FOUND OUT HIS WEAKNESS!!!
*rocky throws a piece of cheese at him and gravity king stares and shoots rocky with a gun*
dahmir: BRUH WHOA WHOA WHOA CHILLL CMON DUDE THATS NOT FAIR HE DIDNT EVEN DESERVE THAT!!!
gravity king: Im lactose intolerant.
*rocky gets back up*
rocky: HA SIKE NIGGA YOU THOUGHT!!
dahmir: BRO YOUR ALIVE?!?! I THOUGHT HE SHOT YOU LIKE A WHITE COP SHOOTS A BLACK GUY!?!
rocky: Man you must of forgot that *IM A REAL NIGGA*
gravity king: this cartoon make sense.
*thanos smashes gravity king*
dahmir: Yo is that loGic?
*thanos slowly puts the infiinty gauntlet*
rocky: Ayo logic what you doing?? ayo logic!!! PUT THE GLOVE DOWN!! PLEASE LOGIC I LOVE YOU
PLEASE!!
*rocky starts breaking down crying as thanos puts the glove on*
dahmir: DONT WORRY BRO I GOT THIS!! ANTMAN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!
*dahmir shrinks with his antman powers and goes in to thanos asshole*
dahmir: PREPARE YOURSELF THANOS!!! GROWING POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!
*dahmir grows in thanos bootyhole and thanos screams plays niggas in my butthole*
The End.
