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Yugioh UNO card game parody script (Rough Draft)
🕑 Added 2019-04-17 18:41:45 +0000 UTCas we wait for the jackass audio i got another cartoon imma be working on!
finally doing sorta a yugioh parody lol but with uno cards! heres the script!
Yugi-UNO
*Shows zero and dahmir in a duel ring inside*
zero: You sure you want dis smoke brother???
dahmir: YA! whoever loses gots to lick the dried up part of the hot sauce bottle!
zero: NO!! If you lose you gotta lick the sweat of a preachers forehead!
dahmir: BET I SUMMON A BLUE 2 TO THE FIELD!!!
*A swole as blue 2 monster pops up*
zero: GET DAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE!! I SUMMON THAT MOTHER FUCKIN RED 2 INTO THE FIELD!!
*A swole ass red 2 card crushes his blue card*
dahmir: Bruh your gay how you gonna change the card color now?
zero: Just to piss you off
*Dahmir starts thinking to himself*
dahmir: Damn.. If this keeps up ill lose this game... I gotta trust the heart of the cards!
zero: Nigga why you talking to yourself? Do you have a red card or what?
*dahmir keeps thinking to himself*
dahmir: Dammit he found out my most secret thoughts!
zero: Bruh i hear your dumbass!
*Dahmir continues to think to himself*
dahmir: I have no red cards.. I have no choice... i must.. *grunts* draw a card..
zero: Draw a card you booger.
*Dahmir draws a card and pauses and gaspes*
dahmir: YOU FOOL YOUR DONE FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zero: Ok.
dahmir: HAHAHA Imma put my next card face down next to my half eaten coochie strawberry sandwich
from Joy Joy Burger.
zero: Neat.
dahmir: IM NOT DONE YET YOU FAGGOT!! YOU ACTIVATED TRUMP CARD!!! THE LEGENDARY DRAW 4!!!
*A dramatic ass gasp from zero and random audience members who some how were watching*
zero: draw 2.
dahmir: Wait what..
zero: I stacked my draw 2 on your draw 4.
dahmir: WAIT YOU CAN STACK!?!
*Dahmir throws a earrape tantrum*
*Zero starts thinking to himself*
*dahmir is thinking to himself*
dahmir: H-how?! He completely destroyed my draw 4 monster with his draw 2!! Now i gotta draw 6!
I-I didnt know you can stack in this game! is this the offical rules of uno???
*zero thinking to himself*
Zero: Damn i really need to shit!
dahmir: Fine i give in to your command.. ill draw 6..
*dahmir draws 6*
dahmir: HA YOU DONE FOR NOW ZERO!!!
zero: You dont have the color red do you?
dahmir: No i got all greens..
*dahmir draws from deck and gets a skip card*
dahmir: HA TAKES THIS I SKIP YOU!
dahmir: NOW IMMA DRAW AGAIN AND HIT YOU WIT DAT COLOR CHANGE!
zero: Cool dude.
dahmir: CHANGING THAT COLOR TO GREEN!!! I SUMMON MY GREEN 1!!
dahmir: BEAT THAT!!!
zero: green skip, skip you, blue skip, skip you , uno, blue reverse back to me,
draw 4, uno out.
*Punches zero in the face*
zero: OUCH YOU ASHY ASS PRETZEL!
*Zero punches dahmir they start fighting*
*Yami pops up*
zero: Yo is that logic?
yami: I summon slifer the sky dragon!!
*slifer the sky dragon spawns*
yami: Go! slifer attack.. THUNDER FORCE!!!
dahmir: WAIT!!!!
*yami pauses*
yami: Ok.
zero: HA TIME TO ACTIVATE MY TRUMP CARD!!
yami: NANI!?!!?
*zero pulls out a UNO card that says "Draw the whole fuckin deck nigga"*
yami: NAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIII!!?!?!?
zero: CHECK IT BOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*A swole ass monster comes out*
card monster: PICK DAT DECK NIGGA!!!
yami: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*the tik tok girl pops up*
dahmir: whos that and why her body shaped like a iphone?
girl: Heres *Taps* The mother fucking..
*car comes and hits her*
The end.
