TOONZIES
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Sonic cartoon *rough draft cartoon*
🕑 Added 2019-05-29 18:46:56 +0000 UTCHere’s a new script I may change or add more to it but here’s a base script lol it’s stupid
I’m the best sonic!!
*Shows sonic and sonic boy in the room making out*
*sonic boys dad pops in the room all angry and swole*
Sonicboy: what’s wrong dad?!
frank: WHO TOOK THE FUCKING TOILET
Sonicboy: IDK?! LARRY NASSAR???!
Frank: WHO YOU TALKING BACK TO?!
Sonicboy: LEAVE ME ALONE DAD IM TRYING TO FUCK SONIC IN PEACE!!
Frank: THATS IT IM FED UP WITH YOUR SHIT THATS WHY YOUR GROUNDED SO SHUT UP YOU DUMB DING DONG FURRY LOVING BASTARD WRAP YOUR DICK IN A Quesadilla AND SUCK MY FUCKING DICK!!
*dad Walks our angry*
*sonic boy looks confused*
Sonicboy: geez what black man fucked his wife?
Sonicboy: oh ya! Moms dead cuz I killed her.
Sonicboy: anyway back to you baby
*the sonic movie design sonic pops up*
MovieSonic: WHAT IS THIS?!
Sonicboy: what the hell??
MovieSonic: WHAT IS DISSSSSSSSS
MovieSonic: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!
MovieSonic: UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!
Sonic: Sonic boy who’s this?!? And why does his design look like dat?
Sonicboy: IDK HE LOOKS ODDER THAN THE MOLE ON MY TALLY WACKER
Sonic: Ayo back off this is my kid!
MovieSonic: IM THE REAL SONIC HES A PHONEY!!
Sonic: IM THE REAL SONIC AND IM BETTER THAN YOU!!
MovieSonic: well I’m actually trending!!
Sonic: YOU CUNT!!
*they start fighting*
Sonicboy: DADDIES STOP FIGHTING!!
*they keep fighting*
Sonicboy: GUYS IM A BIG BOY!! I CAN HANDLE TWO FURRY COCKS!
Sonic: NO YOU CHOOSE ONE SONIC!
*sonic 06 sonic pops up*
Sonic06: YA! Pick me! I’m the obviously the best sonic!
Sonic: shutcho ass up
MovieSonic: you shut yo glitchy game ass up
Sonic06: oh word? You want to race for the best sonic??
Sonic: WHAT THE HELL RACING GONNA PROVE?!
*classic sonic pops up*
Classic: Y’all already know I’m the best sonic!
*Werewolf sonic pops up*
Unleashed: RAWR
sonic: WHO THE FUCK IS YOU?!?
*sonic boom sonic pops up*
Sonic boom: stop arguing guys I’m the best sonic!
*everyone stares at him*
Sonicboy: get the fuck out you mistake.
Sonicboom: ok.
*sonic boom sonic leaves*
Sonicboy: look I love all the Sonics! how bout we all have a huge orgy?!
*it gets quiet*
*sonic boys dad knocks on the door and hears a much of sexual activity*
Frank: hey son I’m sorry for yelling earlier I haven’t had my dumb daddy pills yet...
*opens the door*
Frank: WHAT THE FUCK?!?
*shows them playing cards*
Sonicboy: hey dad you want in?
The end.
