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The Area 51 Raid Cartoon Script *Rough Draft*
🕑 Added 2019-07-15 01:15:56 +0000 UTCheres a rough draft script for yall! this cartoon is so random XD
Lets Invade Area 51 Cuz We Bored
*Shows rocky, juicy, billy, dre looking from a distance at area 51*
rocky: ight guys area 51 is right over there! We bout to find the truth about aliens
and get rays guns from call of duty n all that stuff!
Juicy: Shouldnt we have a more thought out plan instead of 4 random dudes raiding it with no type
of knowledge or weapons or armor to sneak in?
billy: I got the weapons dont worry juicy!
*billy pulls out 4 sticks*
juicy: sticks? really?
dre: Bruhhh.... THIS NIGGA BILLY STAY COMING TO WORK STRAPPED YA DIG?!!
everyone: A YUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
dre: but ayo we gotta be careful area 51 is heavily guarded
*shows barney guarding enterance*
barney: I love you you love meeee
rocky: I aint fuckin wit dat nigga.
billy: I LOVE YOU BARNEY!!!
juicy: BILLY NO!!!!!!
*billy runs up to barney and barney attacks him*
barney: What you thought this was nigga?!!?
*barney beats up billy, billy is screaming*
rocky: Ight lets go home and re plan this raid..
*cuts to them at home showing a map of everything and them discussing everything*
Juicy: Ight guys Area 51 is here and this right here is us! me you and bunch of friends who
are bored will stay here. then the transexuals aka "Science Experiments"
will jump out the battle bus!
rocky: Wait what?
Juicy: Then thats when all the "kpop stans & instagram meme accounts" rush in as our suicide bombers,
rocky: You must of seen alot of area 51 raid map memes havent ya?
juicy: Then from all angles the "instagram thots" who be promoting they snapchat premium but censoring
it with a heart then you go and pay for it and turns out they just in they underwear will blitz from
behind. same with the ps4 and pc players!
dahmir: What bout the xbox players?
juicy: Get the fuck out my house.
rocky: Dude how are we gonna get all this? Were broke.
dre: ya lets just go back and beat them niggas with sticks
*cuts to them back at area 51*
rocky: Second tries a charm this time we got dahmir and zero with us
zero: toonzies said i needed more air time
dahmir: People like seeing me run
dre: Ight guys whos the guard now?
*shows mc ride yelling OW OW OW OW*
Mcride: OW OW OW OW
juicy: damn this dude looks hella dangerous
billy: Dont worry guys ill distract him! In order to defeat your enemy, you must become them!
*billy goes up to him and screams ow ow ow ow*
billy: OW OW OW OW
*everyone stares in confusion*
juicy: NOW THE GUARDS DISTRACTED TIME TO SNEAK IN!!
juicy: TRY STOPPING US NOW BITCH!!
*juicy tries to run in but gets shot up as he yells help me and ouch*
rocky: DODGE JUICY!! DODGE!!
*juicy falls and hes hurt badly*
*everyone is staring at each other*
Dre: hmm maybe we should come back when its open its proably closed.
*dre gets blasted he screams and falls down*
*furries pop up*
juicy: Ahhh shit its the furrys..
furry1: YOU WILL NOT FIND OUT THE SECRETS ABOUT THE ALIENS!!
rocky: YES WE WILL! YOU WONT STOP ME FROM FINDING MY BIG TITTY ALIEN GF!
furry2: DONT THINK YOUR SAFE JUICY! WE HEARD YOUR DISSTRACK ON THE FURRIES!
*Plays juicy wewes disstrack on furries*
furry1: That wasnt very nice of you!
billy: SHUT UP YOUR COMMUNITY MUST BE STOPPED!!
rocky: YA AND YOU SMELL LIKE THE PET SMART ENTRANCE!
furry2: FURRYLUVERS ATTACK!!
*dre, rocky, juicy, billy, zero (*not dahmir cuz hes watching) fight the furries*
*black little mermaid pops up*
ariel: STOP SOMEONE HELP!! PLEASE CAN YOU TAKE ME TO THE NEAREST OCEAN!!
*everyone stares at her and her skin tone*
rocky: Tbh idk why you wanna go in water for.. your black now Which means you cant swim now.
*someone in the background yells thats racist*
rocky: SHUT UP GO PICK UP YO NOODLES!
billy: WHERES THE ALIENS BEFORE I FUCK DIS FURRY!
juicy: You must be sick my guy.
*et go the fuck home is heard in the background*
dre: Ayo guys looks its aliens.. AYO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!
*everyone turns around and sees the realistic goat*
*everyone is quiet*
goat: gingagino
*explosion*
the end.
