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Minecraft script *rough draft*
🕑 Added 2019-06-24 21:56:57 +0000 UTCHere’s a Minecraft cartoon script I finally finished!
This is stupid is as hell but I hope you enjoy fr!
I havent played minecraft since 2009
*Shows pandora, dre, jayden, dahmir, zero, rocky, and juicy wewe in a minecraft
world*
rocky: DUDE I FREAKIN HATE MINECRAFT WHY WE EVEN HERE?!
pandora: That cunt ass named gravity king stole my favorite dildo!
dre: honey! Dont fucking cuss infront of the god damn baby the fuck wrong with you?!
pandora: FUCK THIS LIL ASS NIGGA I WANT MY DILDO BACK!!
Juicy: How'd you know he was in minecraft?
pandora: Cuz he left this very specific note in my drawer where my dildo was at.
dre: Ight guys looks like we gotta gather up some gear to get your dildo back
from gravity king
rocky: Well i havent played minecraft since i was like 12, so whats new here?
Dahmir: Umm i think theres dophines now
rocky: OH WORD? BET LETS GO PET ONE!!
*Cuts to all the boys near a ocean*
*Dolpines making noises and rocky is trying to feed them seeds*
rocky: Cmere lil dolpines!! I wont hurt ya!
zero: Why you trying to feed the dolpines seeds?
rocky: I was gonna feed them flintstone vitamins but the game hasnt invented that yet. They
really dont want you to be heathly in this game.
*Dolpine tries to jump up and take a seed from rockys hand forcefully*
rocky: Aye Aye! KEEP FUCKING WITH ME ILL SEND YO ASS TO SEA WORLD!
dahmir: Wait i dont think we should be so close to the water. I heard theres sea monsters now.
*Before dahmir finishes his sentence a drown drags rocky down in the water and all the water
creatures started attacking him*
*rocky is screaming for help and everyone is staring*
rocky: DOLPHINE I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!!! WHAT IS THIS GLWOING AS HUMAN MAN THINGY!?!
SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE!!! GET THE NEOSPORIN!! SOMEONE GET ME OUTTA HERE!!
dahmir: I cant do anything i dunno how to swim!
dre: Hmm i wonder what pandoras doing.
*cuts to pandora robbing a village and holding everyone hostage*
pandora: WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS KNOW WHERE MY DICK IS?!?
villager: Umm pardon?
pandora: HAVE YOU SEEN MY DICK!?!? ITS PINK AND HAS A TINY HEART ON THE TIP!!
villager: No madam! But if you want a replacement i got some emeralds!
pandora: WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO WITH A WORTHLESS EMERALD!!!??
villager: Ummmm.. You want some emeralds?
*Pandora gets mad*
pandora: WHERES MY DICK!!!!!!
villagers: EMERALDSSS
*cuts back to the boys building a campsite and dre comes back with a dog*
Dahmir: Ayo guys! look what i found in the woods!? Its a po from kung fu panda!
Imma call him porkchop!
panda: bark bark nigga
rocky: Umm your a panda not a dog.
panda: Oh you right, panda panda nigga
rocky: Ehh close enough
juicy: Well now we gotta a pet he can help us in battle!
*panda starts attacking juicy*
juicy: GET HIM OFF ME GET YO MANZ GET YO MANZ!!!!
dahmir: SOMEONE GET EM!! SOMEONE GET HIM!!!! HELP SOMEONE HELP PLEASE!!!!!!
zero: NIGGA ITS YO PANDA!!!
*rocky grabs the panda and slams him then jumps on the panda and beats him senselessly*
*Dahmir starts to cry and starts screaming*
dahmir: PO DODGE PO DOGE! PLEASE!!! PO IM SORRY I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
*Day 2 in minecraft*
*Cuts to next scene shows dahmir and zero mining*
Zero: ayo dahmir you know you can find diamonds by mining straight down?
dahmir: Oh word??? bet!
*dahmir starts digging down*
dahmir: ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
*dahmir falls into lava*
dahmir: ZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*dahmir dies trying to swim in lava*
rocky: Bruh what the fuck how the hell you try swiming in lava??
zero: I dont know ask him
rocky: NIGGA HOW HES DEAD!!
*Day 3 in minecraft*
*Cuts to dre in the forest getting wood*
*juicy comes up eating a sweet berry while standing on a berry bush and getting poked from it*
Juicy: Ayo dre OUCH!! watcha doing? OUCH!!
dre: Juicy what are you eating?
juicy: OUCH! i dunno OUCH!!!! but these berrys are hella sweet and juicy!! OUCH!!!
HE KEEPS STINGING ME!?!
dre: NIGGA MOVE THOSE BUSHES POKE YOU TO DEATH!!
juicy: Sorry i cant hear ya, these berrys are OUCH!!! delcious!!
dre: NIGGA MOVE WIT YO UGLY ASS YOUR GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!
juicy: Ouch ouch FUCK OUCH OUCH FUCK!! NIGGA FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT FUUUU~
*Dre starts screaming*
dre: NIGGA MOVE!!! MOVVVVEEEE MOVEEEE!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVEE!!!!!
*juicy dies*
Zero: BRUH YOU CAN DIE FROM BUSHES NOW?!?!
dre: WHAT ELSE IS NEW IN THIS GAME!?!
*dre gets shot with a bow*
dre: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
rocky: DAD ARE YOU OK!?!
*Shows a bunch of pillagers with cross bows*
zero: Yo is that logic?
rocky: NO ITS NOT FUCKING LOGIC!!
pillager: GET THE HELL OFF MY LAND YOU SON OF BITCH!!!
*cuts to the pillagers chasing rocky*
rocky: THEY CHASING ME!!! THEY CHASING ME!!! THEYVE BEEN CHASING ME FOR 4 HOURS!!!! STRAIGHT!!
*Day 443 in minecraft*
*cuts to next scene the final battle*
*Gravity king pops up with the enderdragon*
gravity: Hello happy gang.. What the hell wrong wit you guys?
juicy: Minecraft thats whats wrong!! This game had a major update..
*Shows rocky in the background running from the pillagers still*
rocky: THESE NIGGAS ARE STILL ON MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dahmir: CMON ROCKY REMEMBER THE SLAVERY SCATTER TECNIQUE!! CTRL ALT DELETE!!!
YOU GOTTA CRTL ALT DELETE!!!
dre: Ight gravity king give up my wifes dildo or imma double tap yo ass, no instagram!
gravity: Whatever Ender Dragon ATTACK!!!!
enderdragon: ROARRR NIGGA!!
Juicy: AYO GET DOWN!!
*Enderdragon swoops to the boys but misses yelling roarrrr nigga back and forth*
dre: HOW THE HELL WE GONNA DEFEAT THAT THING??
*enderdragon gets exploded by a rocket*
*Shows pandora in a helicopter shooting with her ak-47*
rocky: MOM?!?!
dahmir: HOW THE FUDGE YOU GOT A HELICOPTER AND GUNS?!!
pandora: I GOT MODS NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAA!!!!!!!!!
*Pandora starts shooting at gravity king and the enderdragon*
pandora: GIMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE MYYYYYYYYY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
gravity: YOU DONT DESERVE IT YOU MEANIE!!!
*pandora shoots gravity king in the head and manages to kill the dragon it popped*
*Pandora gets out of the helicopter and stares at everyone*
juicy: You know you cheated right?
pandora: THAT NIGGA HAD A DRAGON AND YOU SAY IM CHEATING?!?!
Juicy: Well we cant just end a cartoon about minecraft without a creeper explosion.
*creepers pops up*
juicy: Ayo Dre go hug that creeper!
dre: A YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH
dre: OH SHIT!!!
*crepper explodes*
rocky: Now what? we end it there?
*pauses everyone staring at each other*
*a enderman sneaks up and eats everyone and everyone is screaming*
The End.
