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Tekashi69 jail cartoon! *script*
🕑 Added 2019-09-30 15:58:37 +0000 UTCI’m back at it with another script!
Hugh g rection is back with another video lol
Here’s the stupid script!
“I went to jail as tekashi69”
Hugh: Hey guys I’m back it again with a special video!
Imma get arrested as the rapper tekashi 69!
Recently he be snitching on so many of his homies and enemies so I thought this would be a cool experience plus I never went to jail before and I’m already gay so if anyone tries to rap me I’ll like it anyway! Ya man!
Sonicboy: Umm Hugh if you go to jail dosent that mean I have to go with you?
Hugh: Of course trey! Who else is gonna be the camera man?
*sonic boy gets quiet and runs away with the camera Hugh runs after him*
*cuts back to scene*
Hugh: First things first I need to get arrested!
Ya man!
Hugh: Ok guys in order to go to jail I decided to really get into character and do something tekashi 69 would do!
Hugh: Sleep with a underaged girl! I couldn’t find anyone 13 so I got the next best thing!
*A couple with there baby pops up*
Hugh: Target acquired! Ya man!
*hugh runs to them and steals the baby and they scream and chase him*
*cuts to next scene the court scene*
Hugh: Hey y’all I’m now in court they bout to get me life in jail!
Judge: Ight tekashi you currently bout to get butt raped in jail for life for gang activity and rap charges. Any last words?
Hugh: Rippie dippie yuh!
Judge: Ok I don’t like your attitude that’s life for you buddy
Hugh: Before I go I’m snitching on all y’all you know what I’m saying?
Hugh: Lordsaladbar is apart of the gang the bubble guppies
Hugh: Also vonte is a member of the trey way gang and he’s the gangs professional booty clapper
Hugh: Ok that dude over there said he’s a vegetarian
Hugh: That chick over there said she has a double jointed cOoChIe
Hugh: This man likes grabbing girls by the coochies
Hugh: And that nigga taki needs lip chap
*everyone is quiet*
Judge: Your gonna be someone’s bitch
*cuts to Hugh in his cell*
Hugh: So guys so far things are not that bad when ur jail as tekashi69! Ya man!
Sonicboy: Ya Hugh! Jail actually pretty cool! Beyond scared straight was complete bullshit!
Guard: Hey 69 meet ur new cellMate he has a fetish for koolaid
*black guy with a cool aid packet comes in his cell*
Hugh: Hey man my name is 69 how are you?
Guy: Rub this shit on yo lips
Hugh: Huh?
Guy: I said RUB DIS SHIT ON YO LIPS NIGGA
Hugh: Wait what?!? NO THATS GREEN APPPE FLAVORED NOONE DRINKS THAT!
Guy: RUB THAT SHIT ON YO LIPS NIGGA
Hugh: Fine!!!
*hugh rubs it on his lips*
Guy: SING YO SONGS AS YOU DO IT NIGGA!!!
Hugh: Do I have to?
Guy: YES NIGGA!!!
Hugh: Fefe got dat wet wet..
Guy: WHY YOU MUMBLIN?!? SING IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!
Hugh: Fefe got dat wet wet got dat drip drip..
Guy: IK YOU AINT CRYING!!
*cuts to them in the shower*
Hugh: Hey y’all we are currently in the shower we finna get squeaky clean up in here! Ya man!
*hugh drops his soap*
Hugh: Oh crap let me pick that up real quick!
*hugh bends over and picks up when he gets up three swole black dudes are behind him*
Hugh: There you go you little rascal! Ya man!
Guy: NIGGA IK YOU FEEL THIS DICK!
Hugh: You hear something sonic boy?
Sonicboy: Ummm Hugh...
*the black guy drops his soap*
Hugh: Oh my! Excuse me sir you dropped this! Here ya go! You need to be more careful! If you drop the soap in jail you can get rap~
*the black guys slam his face to the camera and rape him and Hugh screams*
*cuts to high at lunch time*
Hugh: Hey guys.. minor set back! But hey I’m still kicking it as 69! Yaaa man!
Guy: Aye nigga give me to corn bread
Guy: Yesss do what man daddy says
Hugh: B-but I like my corn bread.. it’s only thing that has taste!
Guy: Nah nigga gimme yo corn bread I’m trying to feed my bitch baby lip chap
Guy: Yessss daddddy get emmm
Hugh: Wait your name is lip chap?
Guy: Yessss now give my daddy yo corn bread!
Hugh: No!! It’s mine! Go get your own!
Sonicboy: Hugh just give them the corn bread!!
Guy: We do this the easy way or the hard way sweetie your gonna give me that cornbread and you better stop acting like my lip stick ain’t popping my nigga
Hugh: Bitch do you not know who I am?!? I’m tekashi69!! I’ll snitch on you!!! IM FUCKING TREY WAY!!
*hugh gets knocked out in one punch*
Sonicboy: Here you can have the corn bread he wasn’t that hungry anyway
*cuts to hugh in his cell*
Hugh: Hey y’all.. so it’s been hell in here and I’m finna get released soon! Ya man!! They said they gonna put me on witness protection because of all the ppl I snitched on but you already know I’m no bitch so imma just hire extra security!! Ya man!
*queen bee pops up*
Bee: YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE?!
Bee: STING STING NIGGA!!
Hugh: GUARDS GUARDS GUARDS!!
Bee: STING STING NIGGA
*hugh gets stung*
The end.
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