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Niggys *script*
🕑 Added 2019-10-28 20:29:58 +0000 UTCI wrote a very stupid script like last year I recently just found it’s a parody of the band queen shit is funny asf idk why 😂
Rocky: Hi my name is Tyrone Mercury
And I’m the leader of the legendary band NIGGYS
Dahmir: I’m nigeran Uranus i play the triangle
Zero: I’m westside venus
Alexidria: I’m not saying my name.
(Child support Pluto)
Rocky: We a famous band who made the famous hits you know in love like “we will fuck You”
Ummm “nigeran rhapsody” ummm “another one catch the nut” and “somebody to fuck”
*Cuts to them practicing in the garage*
Rocky: Come on guys it’s a simple bloody song
Zero: But why we gotta wear all this shit
Rocky: SAY IT IN A BRITISH ACCENT!!!
Dahmir: This is stupid bruh where’s the after rehearsal snacks?!
Rocky: Nigga we just started!
*Cuts back to interview*
Dahmir: Rocky legit came to my house saying let’s be a band and he brought over a triangle And bought costumes from party city
Alexidria: The band broke up the first day we started.
That’s crazy
*Cuts to them practicing in the garage*
*Dahmir misses his solo on the triangle*
Rocky: COME ON NIGERAN URANUS!!! YOU HAVE ONE FUCKIN NOTE!!!
Rocky: YOU PROMISED HOT POCKETS!!!
*Cuts back to interview*
Zero: He is taking this band really seriously, I only joined to make friends. And my mom signed me up.
*Cuts to garage*
Rocky: Bro I told ya time and time again stay on beat with me! Your not white dude!!
Alexidria: Nigga this shit stupid! Why we even in a band
Rocky: Nigga I dunno ask Toonzies I’m just following the script!
(Rocky’s parents comes down with his son)
Dre: Son why the hell you down here making all this god damn noise? I’m trying to watch your mom breast feed our baby as I jerk off on the low.
Rocky: Dad stop saying dat gay shit! And I’m trying be famous!!
Pandora: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO BREAST FEED!!!
(Mom throws the baby at rocky)
*Cuts back to interview*
Rocky: Somehow we managed to get a set at this venue. We were opening up for juicy wewe
*Cuts to them at the venue*
Rocky: Heyyo what’s poppin everyone we the legendary niggys and umm we had the instrumental for our song but um youtube will copy right us so the instrument we have is the triangle
Guy: Nigga dafuq you gonna do with the triangle
Dahmir: I can play a mean triangle
Guy: NIGGA FUCK YO TRIANGLE
Dahmir: You know what sir, I don’t like your attitude
Rocky: Ok this song is called nigeran rhapsody! Also lil side note we don’t have instruments so umm we using air instruments
(Plays song)
Guy: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?!
(Majin buu comes outta no where)
Making buy: YOU NIGGYS STOP BE SHITTYYY
Rocky: SHUTCHO FAT ASS UP
*Crushes them*
The end
Comments
Yea def need to see Dahmir playing the triangle😂
