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Jojo cartoon script
🕑 Added 2019-11-09 21:36:30 +0000 UTCHere’s the script everyone wanted the jojo cartoon so got this for yaaaa lol it’s stupid asfff
*shows rocky and dahmir outside facing off*
Dahmir: Bruh why are you so mad??
Rocky: You know what you did!! I want happy meal back!
It had my lil milk and apple slices and my toy
Dahmir: I donated the toy to charity
Rocky: What are you chance the rapper??
THATS IT DAHMIR YOU GONNA GIMME MY HAPPY MEAL OR YOU GONNA TALK TO MY STAND!!!
Rocky: FLYING GORILLA
Gorilla: Flying gorilla
*cuts to dahmir wearing a sus outfit*
Dahmir: Oh yaaaa you think your the only one with a stand???
Rocky: Wait dude why you dressed like that?
Dahmir: Have you not watched jojo?? They all into fashion
Rocky: No they all mega faggots
Dahmir: CHECK OUT MY STAND!!!
Dahmir: SOBBING REEFA!!!
*guy who cried over his blunt spawns*
Guy: Thank god for my REEFA man
Rocky: HAAAHAAA ITS USELESS DAHMIRR!!!
Dahmir: Not on this bright and sunny afternoon!!!
Dahmir: AHHHHH REEFA REEFA REEFA REEFA REEFA
Rocky: AHHHHHH HAROMBE HAROMBE HAROMBE
*shows them from a far distance yelling HAROMBE and REEFA over and over*
*Myron pops outta no where*
Myron: You niggas stands are trash as fuck
Dahmir: Ayo wassup Myron
Myron: CHECK OUT DIS SHIT!
Myron: BY THE POWER OF THE COONS!!!
*black Air Force ones stand appears*
Rocky: What kinda nigga shit is this??
Myron: ITS USELESS!!!
*attacks dahmir*
Myron: AHHH NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
*dahmir screams and yells*
*zero appears*
Zero: HEY GET OFF MY BROTHER I CAN ONLY TOUCH HIM LIKE THAT!!
Rocky: Who are you?
Zero: CRANBERRY SPLASH!!!
*cranberry sprite Lebron James pops up*
Lebron: Want a sprite cranberry?
Myron: Man I fuckin hate those commercials!!!
Zero: THATS IT STAND ATTACK!!!
Rocky: AHHHH HAROMBE HAROMBE HAROMBE!!!
Myron: NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA!!
Dahmir: REEFA REEFA REEFA REEFA!!!
Zero: THIRST THIRST THIRST THIRST!!
*hugh g rection pops outta nowhere*
Hugh: Haha! Your stands are trash!!
Myron: Why everyone have to dress like they into SAUSAGE!!!
Zero: Ya it makes yo DILL little
Hugh: No no sir These pants might be tight but THIS DICK IS LONG AND RIGHT
Hugh: Now check out my stand!!!
Hugh: Faggot!
*james Charles pops up*
James: Hey sisters!!
*myron shoots his stand*
Myron: Miss us with that gay shit
*dio pops outta no where*
Dio: YOU
*points at Rocky*
Myron: ROCKY CUH RUN!!
Rocky: IM RUNNING IM RUNNING
Dio: ZA WARUDO
Rocky: FUCK!!!!
Rocky: HELP HELP HELP
*bulldozer lands on rocky and dio yells useless!*
Rocky: HELP NIGGA HELP!!!
*juicy wewe pops up*
Juicy: Don’t worry guys I’ll save the day!
Juicy: RAP GOD APPEAR!!!
*Eminem appears*
Eminem: Hi my name is Eminem I gave yo girl a Eminem Eminem Eminem
Dio: NANI
*dio explodes*
*rocky gets up and cussed out Eminem for what he did to him as a kid*
*eminem stares and the camera zooms in*
Eminem: Vibe check
Rocky: Nigga what?
*eminem hits rocky with a bat*
The end.
Comments
This shit hurt my head reading it.... I like it
