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America’s next SoundCloud rapper *script*
🕑 Added 2020-01-31 16:04:43 +0000 UTCHere’s a really dumb one I wanted to do like a few months back lol but finally got it down
Host: welcome back to America’s next SoundCloud rapper! I’m your host! Nutritious nipple! We been going around the world trying to find the next SoundCloud rapper, introducing our talented judges! We the beat god Yahiko! And the multi platinum recording artists dre and juicy wewe!!
Host: Let’s get dis contest going!!
*cuts to the stage the first rapper comes up it’s a mumble rapper*
Contestant: *mumbles* Hey what it do y’all?
Dre: nigga what?
Juicy: Ayo get a lil closer to the mic plz sir
Contestant: *mumbles* My bad cuh
Juicy: Closer to the mic nigga damn!
Contestant: *mumbles* is this close enough
Dre: what’s your name kid
Contestant: *mumbles* 69 savage and I’m a mumble rapper
Juicy: ya we can tell, the stage is yours buddy.
Contestant: *mumbles* thank you I’ll do my best
Juicy: WHAT??
*69 savage mumbles his rap juicy stops it and snaps*
Juicy: WTF HOW IS YOUR ADLIBS MORE CLEARER THAN YOUR FUCKIN VOCALS?!
Dre: bruh I honestly have no words, and I’m the nice one.
Juicy: That’s a no form me and dre buddy Ayo yahiko what you think?
*yahiko stares*
Even yahiko thinks your trash! NEXT!
*cuts to 69 savage interviewed by the host*
Host: What happen out there my guy!??
Contestant: *mumbles*
Host: Bitch what?
*cuts to next contestant*
G: Ayo wassup my name big daddy G
Juicy: Who the fuck calls you daddy?
Dre: Ight my guy the stage is yours
*big daddy g raps his song the judges vibe with it*
Juicy: Ayoooooooo this shit hella fire! But sorry that’s a no for me.
Dre: NIGGA WHAT?? HIS SHIT WAS FIRE!!
Juicy: What?? Someone gotta be the asshole judge
*yahiko stares*
Juicy: DAFUQ YOU MEAN YOU GIVIN HIM A YES?!?!
Dre: whelp big daddy g you got 2 yes’s outta 3 you going to holly wood kid!!
G: YAYYYYYY
*cuts to interview with host*
Host: how does it feel to be 1 step closer to record deal to be a industry plant???
G: Wait what?
*cuts to the next contestant*
Contestant: AYO WASSUP MY NAME IS DA SHEET CUZ I BE IN YO GIRLS SHEETS
Juicy: That’s a no sir
Contestant: WHAT I DIDNT EVEN RAP YET!!
Juicy: Ik but you seem like those SoundCloud rappers who scream in they songs and my ear drums can handle so much. So bye!
Contestant: FUCK YOU JUICY
Juicy: Ayo my nigga relax
Contestant: FUCK YOU JUICY THATS WHY YOU A INDUSTRY PLANT!
*juicy stares like he just got disrespected*
*cuts to da sheet on the ground beat down and bent over with his pants down and juicy pulled up his pants*
Juicy: Don’t ever disrespect me like that again bitch.
*cuts to interview with host*
Host: DAMN SON YOU BECAME JUICYS BITCH ON LIVE TV HOW YOU FEEL CUH???
*cuts to next contestant*
Billy: Hey guys my name is billy!
Juicy: No
NO I CAME ALL THIS WAY PLZ I NEVER FELT IMPORTANT IN MY LIFE *sobs* MY DADDY MADE ME THEN LEFT ME *sobs* MY FRIEND HAS CANCER *sobs* I ALWAYS GET BULLIED *sobs* AND MY CHINESE FRIEND HAS THE CORONAVIRUS AND HE TOUCHED MY LIP IM FUCKED!!
Dre: *sigh* you know what.. the stage is yours you fuckin cry baby.
*billy sings a song and it’s beautiful while showing flash backs of him getting bullied n stuff*
*everyone cheers and claps*
Billy: *sobs* thank you *sobs* so much!
Dre: Billy on the low I never liked yo lazy eye ass, but today you moved the crowd with your beautiful voice
Billy: Thank you dre!
Juicy: Billy I fucking hate you pussy ass nasty ass bitch ass cunt fucking ugly ass voice and I would kill you off one day with your fucking cunt FUVKING slut dick fucking bitch cunt dick sucking ass but you made your mark today and I’m proud of you!
Billy: thank you juicy
Juicy: I think you know where this is going juicy!
*shows the gold buzzer*
Juicy: That’s a no for us bitch
Billy: Wait huh?!?
Juicy: We don’t fuck with you nigga the real winners of this contest isssss
Juicy: Me and dre!
*hits the golden buzzer for themselves*
*the crowd gasp and confused*
*dre and juicy are celebrating*
Juicy: A yuhhhhhh thank you thank you!
Crowd: So you two werent actually going to let anyone win?
Dre: Nah nigga fuck outta here
Juicy: I would like to thank my fans and always SHOUTOUT TO MY MOMMYYYY
Crowd: WTF?! THEY DIDNT EVEN RAP
Dre: Man I dont even eat tacos like that You over here talking about wrapping
Crowd: FUCK YOU
Juicy: NO FUCK YOU!!
The end.
