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Sonic cartoon *script*
🕑 Added 2020-02-29 20:42:39 +0000 UTCI made a stupid ass cartoon bout sonic and the new movie but it’s mainly just stupid shit you see from games lol
Here it issss
Sonic The Hedgehog 020:
*Shows sonic boy, Hugh G rection, and -2 talking to sonic*
sonic: Heys kids! Long time no see! You ready to help me save the world from Dr. egg man??? Long time no see!
sonicboy: YES DADDY YES!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FUCK ME RN SONIC PLZ I NEED YOU BLUE PRICKLY COCK IN MY ASS AND I WANT ROUGH LIKE HOW MY DAD
BEATS MY MOM CUM ALL OVER MY FUCKIN FACE YOU DIRTY BLUE HOG!
*everyone stares*
sonic: Gotta go fast!
*sonic dashes away*
sonicboy: QUICK GUYS WE GOTTA FOLLOW HIM!!!
Hugh: Where are we anyway?
Sonicboy: Oh I watched the new sonic the hedgehog movie and I stole Sonics rings to be able go to his world!
hugh: Oh ok! Cmon guys lets go on this adventure!! Ya Man!
-2: Oh Mann what should we do first?
*shows a speed pad*
Sonicboy: YOO it’s those speed boost thingys!! Guys you gotta try it out! You’ll go fast like sonic!
-2: Ummm Idk..
Sonicboy: Cmon -2 try to have fun for once! Ya man!
-2: O-ok.. I’ll give it a go.. 1..2...3...
-2: GOTTA GO FAST~
*-2 tries to run on the speed pad and his leg gets ripped off and his back got scrapped badly and Gory*
-2: AH FUCK NOW IM DISABLED NOW!! I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES!! -2 JUST HAVE FUN FOR ONCE MY ASS YA CUNTS FUCKED ME UP!!
Sonicboy: Bro calm down let me see your back!!
-2: Ouch ouchhhh is it noticeable?
Hugh: OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!!
Sonicboy: Enough guys we gotta find sonic! And help defeat dr egg man!!
Hugh: You right! After this we can go eat Olive Garden! Ya Man!
Sonicboy: Hope you guys can keep up with me! Time to go fast!!
*sonic boy tries running up those tall loops and falls head first once he hit the top*
-2: Dude what did you expect to happen?
*sonic boy gets back up*
Hugh: Don’t worry trey! Imma go jump on one of those bouncy pads! It should send me to dr egg mans egg carriers!
Sonicboy: Here hugh! Have some cold brew before you go!
Hugh: Cold brew?? Ya man!
*cold brew meme plays*
*hugh runs and jumps on the bouncy pads and it shot him so high he’s screaming and his hits tails plane and tails starts screaming as he’s crashing*
Tails: Ah fuck ah shit ah fuck! HELP HELP SONIC HELP MY HEADS SPINNING SONIC HELP MY HEADS FUCKING SPINNING ITS SPINNING HELP!!
*tail crashes and a huge explosion happens*
Sonicboy: Ewww there goes that black frog again.
*shadow pops up*
Shadow: Disgusting black creatures get outta my sight!
Frog: Ribbit ribbit nigga
*shadow started shooting the frog with juicy wewe rapping a song bout shadow While sonic boy -2 and hugh are shocked by what they witnessing*
Egg man: Muwahahahaha!! Hey kids is this the hedgehog you’re looking for??
*shows egg man and he’s a actual egg holding sonic*
Sonicboy: *gasp* DR EGG MAN!! DROP SONIC RIGHT NOW OR IMMA HAVE TO FINISH YOU!!
Egg man: Muwahahahaha You can’t stop me!
*sonic boy pushes since he’s just a egg*
Egg man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*egg man hits the ground and they see that egg man was just another robot*
Hugh: Wtf?!? HOW CAN A EGG BE A ROBOT?!?
Sonicboy: I’m actaully not shocked tbh
*a truck horn is background*
*the truck from sonic adventures 2 creeps up*
*they stare*
Sonicboy: Hey you guys want a chili dog~
*The truck rams them instantly*
The end.
