🕑 Added 2025-03-16 00:42:30 +0000 UTC
Memo to the Legal Department:
23 June 2034
Some users of the V◯CAL◯ID personal musical companion androids report a strange virus affecting certain Hatsune Miku models. This virus affects Miku's programming by inserting the need to insult and humiliate her owner. While most owners have returned their models to their designated service centers for treatment, around 15% have either ignored or refused offers for service and continue to use their defective Miku models. Please advise about the possibility of invoking contractual obligations contained in the End User License Agreement to forcibly service these Miku models, and about whether we can issue surveys to better understand these users' experiences.
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Credits:
Miku card from bepis @ 97492
Pissing SFX by ftpalad @ Freesound
