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PRO QUAKE II AI SHITPOST
🕑 Added 2025-04-14 15:26:13 +0000 UTCI know it's been a while since a Patreon exclusive and I try to get them out but then they end up turning into bigger videos. Then the Quake II AI thing happened and I was playing it and then 24 hours later I woke up and this video was exported onto my hard drive. I DON'T CARE WHAT IMPLANETED CLANDESTINE AGENT FOR OUR FUTURE ROBOT OVERLORDS JOHN CARMACK SAYS --- THIS SHIT IS UGLY AND WEIRD. Doom 2 Master Levels video in progress and nearly done, so that should also be out this week. After that, probably Viscerafest and then that new Doom game is gonna be out. YES WE'RE GONNA BE BACK AT NEW RELEASES, sort of, it's not like I can ignore a new Doom game that probably rules. I upgraded my PC for it just like last time. I hope nothing terrible grows out of my new case but NVidia is always on their bullshit. gl;hf -Civvie ____________________________
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Jonathan Grinnell
Dear lord I wasn't ready for the second half of this.
Aliquem Laxus
Appreciate your content dude, ty <3
Walt_Man
I hope they never make anything like this again.... it's heresy! Also.. if the SpicyChat AI actually wrote those responses? I... just don't know.. lol
Civvie
No. I cut it off before that happened so I could gate that content at $10/month please join my onlyfans
KazooTablature
When I saw a post about this, I assumed that they just had AI generated custom levels for quake 2. This is... different? Maybe it's more technologically impressive, but kind of bizarre to look at. I thought something was wrong with the video stream at the beginning due to the fps.
Gonorrhea Gamer OG
Dawg am I seriously paying like 5 bucks a month to see Civvie have e sex with ai
GrimCryptophage
THAT'S WHERE MY MONEY IS GOING AND I'M LOVING EVERY SECOND OF IT.
David McCreadie
Make Bedding Break Again
Investigator Sozhran
Oh boy, Master Levels are gonna be something
Shawn Grant
They packaged them with the Playstation port of Final Doom. I played them decades ago and had a reasonably decent time with them. It was setup weird. Not the full WADS. I think Plutonia ended on Onslaught and has a cyberdemon added.
Stephen Ward
“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” ― Frank Herbert, Dune The Butlerian Jihad can't come quick enough.
Shawn Grant
Really looking forward to the Master Levels . I remember getting them with PSX Final Doom. If I remember correctly, most of the time was spent trying to figure out where to go after hitting switches. Also, IDK if you're into mech games, but you gotta check out Armored Core 6. That game absolutely fucks!
Jon Goodman
It’s a bunch of people who have tied their financial interests to AI saying, “Hey look over here. Our AI can recreate a game!” Then when they get told that their game is a terrible copy of a good thing they say, “well…it’ll get better.” So, tl:dr is: there is no point.
Davinchiii
So you still kept Romeros hair! No regrets cv, no regrets.
Tripp Andre
"Tim Willits is getting smoke." "Attack is one of the best maps in the Master Levels. Grade: C." "Can be completed without cheating." Oh........... I actually played the Master Levels in 2024. Prayers up, Civvie.
Zzsark Stormbeard
this happened 30 minutes ago so it is the present driver
Zzsark Stormbeard
I updated nvidia's drivers to play Doom Eternal because starting the game made my PC freeze in a black screen and I was forced to turn it off. When I updated the drivers and deactivated nvidia's overlay, the same error happened but this time when I turned on the pc again it didn't enter windows anymore. UPDATING NVIDIA'S DRIVERS MADE WINDOWS NOT START. HOW. I ALMOST LOSE EVERYTHING. So please be safe with nvidia's shit because this is a whole new level.
Jesse Beers
I’m not saying I’m gonna cum, but I’m not gonna not do that either.
Fallout Zombie
Sweet Jesus
FreeManPhil
Fuck yeah.
Jeebs
They finally managed to make Quake 2 play like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Critical Wranker
Ah, shit posting, returning to the channels roots! Love it, keep it coming Civvie!
Jared Mills
"All your boomshoot are belong to us."-Microsoft Copilot
sunsetdev (b e y o n d storm chasing)
I fail to understand, what exactly is the purpose of AI Quake 2. Did I miss something? What is it exactly accomplishing here? Does it improve the fidelity somehow? I don't get it.
NerdyOgre254
Am I hallucinating or did the iron maiden have three hands when it came to the bit where she tries to take off her rocket launcher?
John 'Jorts' Jacoby
Civvie, we need to know how this ends. Did you clap those wobbly vertex cyborg cheeks?
CasualKitty
Finally, the Quake Dating-Sim we were promised 30 years ago. Now id Software can move on and make Daikatana 2.
EvilCancerMouse
So that was uhhh, something? The future isn’t bleak, it’s now…
0xFUL
Sure, if a someone makes it first.
Adam Lynn Keasey
This goes to show just how bad Musk's AI powered game company idea is.
prozax
Thank you Civvie!
BDP Illustrations
Fuck me, this is awful. I dearly hope this is the summit of AI driven gaming (Pro tip: it's not)
David Eltzroth
The soft launch of the CV-11 OnlyFans is going well, I see
HolyJunkie
It took like, 500 NVidia 5090's to power this.
YukoValis
A question we need to ask now though is "will AI ever make an amazing game?" it seems like a lack of practice and development right now. Who knows in the future though. But no question what we have currently is cesspool garbage.
Cooker
damn, a small part of me hoped you would get to the doom eternal dlc before tda. not that I like eternal, the dlc is especially bullshit
YukoValis
I know right? I would love to see him play Chapter 2.
ChickenShred
Yeah you’re definitely a Sucker for Love fan
QuietAlice
rocket launcher
Civvie
oh please like anyone here isn't going to hell already
Rowan Hawthorpe
I just want all the other patrons to remember one important fact: we funded this. We are directly responsible for this video and its contents being created. We have forfeited our place in heaven. God no longer smiles upon us. That being said, great video, 10/10 no additional notes.
Reaper2122
We need to bring back rocket launchers into the bedroom.
Hella
I really hope people drop this AI crap soon. It's hideous and rarely works but millionaires and ceos keep pissing money away on it. Thanks for showing how bad it still is, Civvie. Fingers crossed they don't pull this garbage again.
a19fox
am not sure if this is suppose to be better or worse then minecraft ai. either way we're losing regardless.
John zelna
My day just got even better
neoxs1
Did not see the iron maiden dating sim on my bingo card today.
TheKindOni
This is one of the videos of all time.
The Reaper
I learned two things today.... Quake 2 AI is a thing and its an abomination. And Quake 2 AI lets you seduce female Strogg... Everyday we stray further from gods light... lmao.
Radish101
F
Granistar
Thanks Civvie!!!
Flash Allan
neat
JOE MOTHERFUCKING TREEFELNER
Fuck yes
Mario_bland
Every time a new ai thing proves that they're shit and that we still need humans I feel slightly better. Then I notice it won't matter to CEOs holding off on hiring me anyway.
Mateusz Bartoszek
Thank you Civvie, I really needed that today
Suckerpunch5000
Carmack likes machines more than he likes people
