EPICJAZZ MEGAJACKRABBIT
🕑 Added 2025-02-14 17:14:03 +0000 UTCBACK FROM VACATION, HERE WITH SOME JUICY DOS NAUSEA
Jazz Jackrabbit is a game. It is a technical wonder of a game. It is also a strange artifact of the past. In fact, all Jazz Jackrabbit games, except the GBA one that I don't talk about in the video, feel as if they're from an era that never existed - the era of "PC Mascot Platformers" which didn't really take off. I mean, the biggest names in PC platformers were what? Keen? Duke? Electroman?!
This vid took a little longer than I wanted because of some of the more tricky edits. Anytime there's a Cancer Mouse scene, things get complicated. Somewhat glad to be back to weird old DOS games. Next up is Dark Forces 3: Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast 1. I'm not including Jedi Academy because we need to focus on Katarn's (and possibly Raven's) Finest Hour.
And Jaden Korr is a dork.
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Comments
Mateusz Bartoszek
Civvie! The algorhythm... requires a new series.
Tripp Andre
Thank you Civvie! I suppose I've gotten my wish for "are you gonna do Jazz Jackrabbit for Christmas this year?" Now time to get hyped for 12-hour Deus Ex 500K special!? :)
Adam K
When I was a kid, I preferred Jazz 2 to Jazz 1 but it may been simply due to the fact that we mostly started out with a Win 95 PC back in the day. But man, the music of Jazz 2...especially the laboratory levels, it's just fantastic. I do miss Alexander Brandon's music in today's games, that's for sure.
Shawn Grant
I've been wondering how he does it? Is Cancer mouse a pet that gets added in somehow? If Cancer Mouse is real and a pet, that makes a Civvie a much bigger masochist than he lots on.
Absolom Hellgate
Might want to work on that censor block dude.
Nick S
I'd dig a new Jazz. That 3D version looked like it had some.... Ideas. Also I hope you do Jedi Academy at some point given that also is a good game, Vicarious Visions *and* Raven?? Hell those old games are all I like about Star Wars anymore....
Jonathan Doyle
Great video, too many dicks.
Fallout Zombie
Uh... uncensored BJ thumbnail at about two minutes in, Civ.
Fallout Zombie
I *love* the Jazz games. Love 'em.
Dawn Chatman
Always loved these games. I still play them through GOG.
DJ Jester
Same, used to LOVE this game when I was a kid. But I only ever had the shareware version.
Mateusz Bartoszek
"Well this game seems kinda--- OH MY OH MY IT'S CANCER MOUSE HE'S BACK"
Dick Kickem
Damn i loved Jazz in my youth. A friend of mine got jazz 2 and I remember i didnt like it for some reason and stuck with 1
Nick Halase
I’ve been waiting years for you to cover this game. My household knew about this game before we knew Mario.
Merjia
I was obsessed with this game as a kid.
drrockso20
Pro Abuse when Civvie?
Trimbl
I lost it at the Jump Ahead button and the arrows.
Nic Bergstrom
I’m so hyped for Jedi Knight 2. Thanks for the hard work Civvie
Nachts
A+ Top Shit Civvie!
Cody Nance
Awwwww yeah Jedi Outcast time bois
Silentphil9
Civvie, we'd like to hear Cancer Mouse's uncensored opinions on the current political climate. Also, Pro Earthworm Jim when, Civvie?
a19fox
ty civvie was looking for a way to play the unreal games
Shawn Grant
Thanks Civvie. Hope you are doing well.
Orre Karre
Be fortunate that your first joystick (no pun intented) wasn't gravis 3 button joystick where two of the buttons had the same input (making it two button joystick)
Im_A_Zero
Happy Valentine’s Day, Civvie!
Steven Raith
I've been trying to get him to do more than a ten second aside on it for years now, this will just make me annoy him about it *even more* :-)
Zzsark Stormbeard
By the way Civvie, what do you think of Abuse for the DOS? I think it's a really neat game and I'm glad that you know about it!
Dénes Hliva
As much as i like Keen over Jazz, i must confess, i played the shit out of the Jazz 2 demo. Its so fucking good. Especially the music! Edit: Also, Hocus Pocus! Still the peak of DOS platforming. Sure, the gameplay gets a bit repetitive, but its still my favourite DOS game of all time
Denny Giesbrecht
Chemical Zone and Flying Battery Zone are top notch - could groove forever
Zzsark Stormbeard
Always happy to see a new upload, Civvie!
JOE MOTHERFUCKING TREEFELNER
Fuck yes
Austen Gussenhoven
I love this game and found a source port recently that let's modern controllers run in it.
Civvie
IT'S A PATREON EXCLUSIVE PENIS
Steed Productions
I love you can still see her sucking a meat stick/a nipple on the lust unreal theory part 10/10 vid
Valora Inverse
Ahh, I remember playing the shareware for short bursts at a time and giving up due to similar frustrations. Gotta love that blatant inter-studio promotion, tho, lmao. Also, that name bit for Jedi Outcast is good but also makes me want to do violence. 10/10, would activate the pun dynamo.
Joe Batzer
Love the Sonic bit. I could listen to chemical plant zone all day.
ChickenShred
Civvie is a sonic fan oh god (am one myself :3)
Benjamin Perez
Civvie doing what he does best. Playing all of my childhood.
Emily
Jazz 2 is one of my all-time favourite games from my childhood, so I am really looking forward to this one. Cheers Civvie!
TempleTurkey
Did not expect you to make a video of my video of my shareware childhood game
Burd Up
Speaking of complicated, you may want to blur the bottom part of that horny steam game.
Medium Black Duke
"Cliff Bleszinski is the genius who designed Jazz" Is truly one of the most hilarious out of context sentences I've read in a while.
Korcks
I think the vacation must have been good for you, because this is my favorite in a long time. The jokes, edits, and overall vibe are just fantastic. I loved the cancer mouse segment!
Suckerpunch5000
The sentence "Anytime there's a Cancer Mouse scene it gets complicated" works on a lot of levels.
Midnight Fox
Gonna be a steamy Valentine's with a new Civvie vid!
prozax
Thank you Civvie!
SONICWOLF
Yes finally!! I had a gut feeling this would happen eventually ♡
Dénes Hliva
OH YEAH! WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT BOIS
Ruby Ranger
God I was literally just thinking about Jazz Jackrabbit this is gonna be a good day.
Dumari
I rarely indulge in nostalgia but I will never forget a childhood filled with Duke Nukem, Commander Keen, Jazz Jack Rabbit..... And the time we got a PC with an optical drive and I spent an unreasonable amount of time playing Megarace. Lance Boyle was cool damn it, did you see his sunglasses?!
VikingWill
My favourite game as a wee child! The soundtrack is still etched into my mind!
Dayton Green
My grandmother was early IT back in the 90s. So naturally when I stayed with her she goes “shut up nerd, we learnin DOS today.” Which sent me down the rabbit hole of learning old DOS games, even weird obscure trapped-in-a-room-trivia-them-ups. And I can say definitively; I’ve never heard of this in my life.
Fullmetal
I was just thinking about this game yesterday
Ghostybirb
Jazz Jackrabbit AND Jedi Outcast, back to back? Thou spoil us, kind sir.
Flash Allan
neat
Granistar
New civvie to make my work day worth while. Sometimes life is worth living!!
Kyron Meza
Hold on... This ain't Doom civvie!